LOL LOL LOL
Relationship Joke
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Mar 14 2008, 10:31 AM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Mar 12 2008, 02:48 PM) A new reporter for a small newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Jones was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts." The Editor scolded the new reporter, saying. "This is a family paper. We don't use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropriate!" The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Jones was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( o )( o )"  QUOTE(kamwah @ Mar 13 2008, 11:39 AM) not (*)(*) meh?   |
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Mar 21 2008, 10:29 AM
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What is multiple orgasm?
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Mar 22 2008, 12:41 AM
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Oh.... that means I never knew what is single orgasm
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Mar 25 2008, 04:44 PM
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You're getting married?
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Mar 25 2008, 07:09 PM
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Remember to post wedding pics
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Mar 27 2008, 11:31 AM
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Are you gonna buy a ring now?
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Apr 1 2008, 02:45 PM
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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Mar 28 2008, 10:34 AM) it's all about the way that you're brought up How does she get them out of the tub?Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?" "No sir, our mother." "Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!" "I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could." --------------------- no... not yet  » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « |
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Apr 7 2008, 02:06 PM
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A relieve?
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Apr 10 2008, 01:47 PM
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200 pounds!
In less than 6 seconds! |
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Apr 24 2008, 10:32 AM
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Kesian their dog...
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May 3 2008, 03:49 PM
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Panjangnye...
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May 14 2008, 10:35 AM
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Oh shi-
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May 27 2008, 09:52 AM
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Making full use of his current condition. |
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Jun 2 2008, 11:32 PM
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Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP. No money, sell TV. Got money change HP. Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP. TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time. Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding. Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have.. Last but not least.. TV do not have virus, but h/p yes.. have VIRUS.. once get it, HABIS LA.. This post has been edited by suiteng: Jun 2 2008, 11:33 PM |
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Jun 9 2008, 09:02 AM
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Penipu
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Jun 9 2008, 09:38 AM
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I think he pulled out the same d1ck but from the different hole
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Jun 11 2008, 01:16 PM
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Jun 16 2008, 01:29 PM
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I like
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Jun 19 2008, 06:28 PM
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Three answers most scared by men
(Whatever) Men: What to have for dinner? Women: Whatever.. Men: Why not we have steamboat? Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine ?....... Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea Men: Then what you suggest? Women : Whatever.. (Anything) Men: So what should we do now? Women: Anything Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises? Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh? Men: Then find a cafe and have drink Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep Men: Then what you suggest? Women: Anything (You decide) Men: Then we just go home lo Women: You decide Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la Men: Ok we will take Taxi Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh? Men: Then what you suggest? Women: You decide Men: Let's have dinner first Women: Whatever... Men: Eat what? Women: Anything %^^$&^&^&^^*&£© (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....) |
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