Rubber and Stick

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and
only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.
After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man.
As he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,
'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy.'
The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
We'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

Great Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Yap.
Great Wife: What is "yap", what is your meaning?
Husband: Love!
Great Wife: Whom do you love?
Husband: You!
Great Wife: No! You better say it clearly.
Husband: Alright.
Great Wife: Hurry up, say quickly! If you do not say today, do not think of sleeping tonight.
Husband: I love you...
Great Wife: This is what you said willingly. I did not force you!