1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

24) You never ever run out of salt.

25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

34) Bricks are horrible to carry.

35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

This is so true.

Actually, I'd say plastic shopping bags (giant/tesco/etc), especially from groceries where the person overload it, then the plastic handle becomes tight and feels like a tight rubberband around your palm cutting off blood circulation.

What's dat?Dunno?And I need to know...

number 11, only if u think about eating that thing u dunno where to look.. do you?

i don mind, i just eat and look at my friends talking and stuff

Omg , so true , hahahaha

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard


This is so true...my car always slammed by those ppl..

Read it upside down. It reads Boobless

no 30 happened 2 me once. dammn painful!! my left foot suddenly move a little after i read that remembering the pain... dammnnn it

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

HAHAHAHA... HOW TRUE !! I did those too....

TRUE!

Another fact :

No matter how hard you try, you won't ever be able to lick your elbows. Try it. I think Chow Sing-Chi also won't be able to do it. XD

<-- saw this somewhere and did try to lick own elbow. Nearly sprained the tongue. XD

huh!? I manage to do that wor!

what to do with this:

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

still don un la.. anybody mind to help?

look at it upside down...

And you get BOOBLESS... You are no xp to master the L337 language.

What's L337?

True indeed, except for no. 30, i wasnt wearing any socks... bare foot...

Aiye... your tongue so long ar? Any of you guys manage to lick your elbows?

OMG! I DID try to race against the flush!

so u grew up then? if we wrote it now, it'll probably have the lost cod, 16,28,42 something la...

and i had uncles who stole my nose and they could make coins come out of their nose....

damn...none of my uncles tried to steal my nose