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SUSAcey
post Dec 1 2006, 06:13 AM

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QUOTE(Drifter @ Nov 23 2006, 09:19 AM)
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!

27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard

32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
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True indeed, except for no. 30, i wasnt wearing any socks... bare foot...


 

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