Bonchi oh bonchi,
how could you be forever alone?
you are still young and full of chi,
please grow some spine with lots of bones.

you are a network engineer for goodness sake,
you should have chance for social lifestyle,
please get your ass off and bring a bottle of sake,
swing around, dance and sing with your style.

you are expert in the field of networking,
a lot of girls will request for your presence,
be a man and show them your manliness when you do your thing,
make them faint and miss you during your short absence.

you are the master of plug and play,
from managing internet to computer stuff,
you got what it takes to have a good life and not be a stray,
why are you so stubborn, so full of bluff...

does it matter if the wolf is male or female?
since when a gender is so important for acquaintance?
talk to me like its a big grand finale,
lets talk and joke until miromiro give me her acceptance...

This post has been edited by Wolves: Sep 1 2015, 06:29 PM

He could be male. .. he could be female. .. he could be gay... he could be bi or a lesbian.... he could be cat.. a dog.. a racoon or a wombat.. he could be anything he wish to be and since when that is wrong?

He could be dedicating it as a sign of love.. or friendship.. or an open challenge. .. he could do it for encouragement. . Or seeking help.. he could do it for fun.. he could do it for other reasons. .. and since when that is wrong?

*troll mode on*...

Yes... go talk to them -.-"

yes... direct.. and thats the first step and the most important step.. the rest is all useless without this first step

pickup lines are over rated and gals dont like pickup lines.. they know what you wanna do.. they heard thousands of them.. and they felt its very insulting... so the best is actually go over there and start talking to them...as easy as that...

(an examply of cheesy pickups.. not gay)
we should start running.... we can run with each other or maybe you prefer we run away from each other?

You must be a camera... coz everytime i look at you, i smiled..

This post has been edited by Wolves: Sep 2 2015, 04:27 PM

.... i think i lost my number... can i have yours?

... who used it on you before?

Hmm.... must think of better pick up lines then. .. hmm....

Hmmm... i think there is something wrong with my eyes.. i can't seem to take my eyes off you. ..

Wah... you really asking a lot... hmm... if must be original and never used before ah.. hmm...

If i were to think of a vegetable to represent you. .. it will be cute-cumber...

Miromiro missing jor

Wah... copy him pulak... really yuen wang ah....

Wah.. Bonchi.. all your fault.. now miromiro went missing de..

*shake shake shake Bonchi*

Faster return my miromiro.. or i gonna shake you till you become milo shake~!

*shake shake shake*

This post has been edited by Wolves: Sep 2 2015, 09:32 PM

*emo....*

that vaseline is for skin care.. not the usual vaseline than you use for certain purposes..

all your fault.. you dint bring in enuf gals for us to fight over...

give me your console.. and i help you play... you win i win everybody happy...

then you should go up and goes "crucify my love~~ crucify my love~~ if loving you is a sin.. then i confess~~~ "

i accept laptops as well... just send them over... i take whatever that is available wuahahahha.... and my progress ah.. hmmm.. as you can see... totally ignored.. all your fault.. since you said something something very very very not good she's been ignoring and avoiding me like a plague... all your fault...

then tell her "oh.. even though i flirted outside... even though i trek up the mountains and swim over the vast ocean... by the end of the day.. i will still return to you the only one...." then she wont kill you de...

and you think by you having that statement she would comply? =.=" sigh... no maths nor physics can help you now.... maybe you need some algebra or alakadabra.. and a spark some chemistry between her and me.. and who knows with the charms of some hocus pocus calculus.... you might defy the law of gravity with physics and give me a momentum... hmmm.....

see? all your fault.. someone totally ignored me... blame you whole life de...

.... there is this fish and frogs that can freeze themselves when temperature too low and come back to life again when the temperature is right... inject that dna into your body and go freeze time..