How to be a Chairman 101.

Rule 1: Never pocket maintenance fund into your own account.
Rule 2: inflate prices of service.
Rule 3: always take indirect money from vendor.
Rule 4: if you need to (in contravention of rule 1), you can buy using your credit card and tell the committee that you wanted to collect points (make sure it is in minute). Use the reward points convert into shopping voucher.
Rule 5: make sure bank statement and cheque book is kept in your house.
Rule 6: hire your own ma chai (crony) to become your accounts and auditor.
Rule 7: request mini-mart/restaurant to share half of their profits with you or get kicked out and then you can set up your own business.
Rule 8: you can buy and make claim from JMB/MC at “inflated price of course”.
Rule9 : make sure you pay your staff fat increment and bonus to shut them up.
Rule 10: repeat 1 to 9.