Dec 30 2006, 07:44 PM
QUOTE(GreatONE @ Dec 28 2006, 04:35 PM)
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
Here's one (might be lame).
Title : "Oh... Don't worry..."
A French,a Bangla and a Malaysian are on their way sailing to Singapore. In the small boat they sail on, there are Herbs and Spices, Cheese and some of their own items. These 3 guys are hoping to do some business. Most goods in the boat are for business purpose.
On the journey, the boat hit a rock and cracked. Water keeps coming into the boat. They tried their best to scoop the water out of the boat but more they are not fast enough to keep up. So, all of them went panic and started to think of what to do.
One of them came out with an idea of lighten up the boat, so it wont sink that fast. The others agreed to it and they start throwing things from their ship. First, they throw all their own belongings and useless stuffs. But its still not enough, the boat keeps on sinking.
The Bangla suggest that they throw away the Herbs and Spices as well. The French and Malaysian are surprised as they look at what the Bangla is doing, so they ask him why. The Bangla answered "Ohh... Don't worry, there's plenty of them in my country." Hence, they start to throw away those Herbs and Spices.
Water keeps flowing rapidly into the boat, they have to think of what to do next. The French start to throw away the only thing that's left in the boat, those cheese. Both Malaysian and the Bangla ask for reason why he did that. The French said "Ohh... Don't worry, there's plenty of cheese in my country. So, no problem getting them again."
The boat is now empty with 3 person on it, but its still a little over-weight. They need to lighten it up a bit more...
Without second thought, the Malaysian kicks the Bangla out of the boat. The French got very surprised and asked why. The Malaysian then reply "Ohh... Don't worry... My country got a lot of those Banglas, get rid of one is no big deal. U can find them all over."
French "..."
Title : "Oh... Don't worry..."
A French,a Bangla and a Malaysian are on their way sailing to Singapore. In the small boat they sail on, there are Herbs and Spices, Cheese and some of their own items. These 3 guys are hoping to do some business. Most goods in the boat are for business purpose.
On the journey, the boat hit a rock and cracked. Water keeps coming into the boat. They tried their best to scoop the water out of the boat but more they are not fast enough to keep up. So, all of them went panic and started to think of what to do.
One of them came out with an idea of lighten up the boat, so it wont sink that fast. The others agreed to it and they start throwing things from their ship. First, they throw all their own belongings and useless stuffs. But its still not enough, the boat keeps on sinking.
The Bangla suggest that they throw away the Herbs and Spices as well. The French and Malaysian are surprised as they look at what the Bangla is doing, so they ask him why. The Bangla answered "Ohh... Don't worry, there's plenty of them in my country." Hence, they start to throw away those Herbs and Spices.
Water keeps flowing rapidly into the boat, they have to think of what to do next. The French start to throw away the only thing that's left in the boat, those cheese. Both Malaysian and the Bangla ask for reason why he did that. The French said "Ohh... Don't worry, there's plenty of cheese in my country. So, no problem getting them again."
The boat is now empty with 3 person on it, but its still a little over-weight. They need to lighten it up a bit more...
Without second thought, the Malaysian kicks the Bangla out of the boat. The French got very surprised and asked why. The Malaysian then reply "Ohh... Don't worry... My country got a lot of those Banglas, get rid of one is no big deal. U can find them all over."
French "..."
Quote
0.0115sec
0.23
6 queries
GZIP Disabled