budweiser is a beer... meaning even a lake of beer also cannot waste lo... beer ghost

hehe.. but i like the version where 3-tourist gamble with the pharmacist better

not so sure how to tell it... sort of like that:

its about 3 tourist... a japanese, gwai-lou, and Brazilian... they want go buy condom at a shop. since the shop owner is a Singh, and cant speak a word of the others saying.

so the Japanese walk into the shop, shows his p*nis and put $5 on the table.
The Singh dont understand and shake his head
after that the Brazilian walk into the shop, shows his bigger p*nis and put $8 on the table.
still, the Singh dont understand.
then the gwai-lou walk in also, does the same thing with his even bigger p*nis and put $10 on the table.

Finally, the Singh smilingly nod his head, shows his member too, and take all the money from the table

2 Hikers and a Bear
Two guys are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb up a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on. The second guy says, "What are you doing?" He replies, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear." The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you."

Idiots Please Rise


"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."