Which game you like/ hate the most as a heng dai?

ALL. These wedding games are not part of Chinese culture.

why the girls can play us but we can play the girls?

mana equality ni?

all, kena bully still need to give money

those relates to undergarments , sex oriented

Feminists' definition of gender equality = Female superiority

owai

Yeah. Nice making fun of guys. Wear panties banana, eat chillies bitter gourd plus kicap. Do push up limbo rock. So much fun

Best game, roll an egg under your pants from left to right.

Then the egg cracked in the middle.

must pakat with the mother in law mar
"caught" in jam excuse

pandai pandai lar

I know what I like to do

ok Noted..

How about I hate that this kind of practice even exist especially when it is not even a tradition.

Custom dictate that the heng tai supposed to piap the Jee mui. But these days not much alpha and most Jee mui are single aka big fat whale

u guise are pretty silly with the games, tak sukak cakap sama wife tak sukak la. if wife still wanna play to 'show' your love to her, show her your D to her sister. now that's LOVE~~!

So far I attended chinese wedding, I never see any groom telling his hengtais "jom balik la" and making the women side give up and open door.

we must stand against oppression! Ini kalilah!

i dont like eat and drink those part ...

ada juga yang cantik

but but hoooo.. if they are single tat age.. sumthing wrong liao

Its not chinese tradition. Idea came from shittyy hong kong tvb

i dont like singing part

These door games playing are for those weak chinese man especially southern chinese . These guys wouldnt mind to be a dog to their bride to prove their love to the wife.

We are hengdai. come and participate in games to make my wife and chi mui happy haha.

Lick your heng dai's ketiak after they complete the previous games.

http://www.ettoday.net/news/20130217/164352.htm

In Wuhan, jimuis asked for more angpaos. that bridegroom behsong, left the bride's house and went back to hotel. Bride worried and took taxi to the hotel.

My last obstacle my sis in law help open door. Bloody jeebai dun wanna open door keep asking for more Ang pow. Yeah single girl. So go figure.

this^


now I want to say something very inspiring liao

these stupid games we play today will become part of chinese culture to our descendants

so stop playing. stop polluting chinese culture ah beng ah lian

Ms. Sey Faye High

This "practice" (not yet a culture) has to be stopped.

that why say sumthing wrong

but pretty or noy

her 1 bitchy fren.

low IQ games

what games?

i bagi satu like

if she wanna get married, she better get out of the house and head to the bridal car now.

Else forget about it, go marry someone else and transfer all the wealth to the next partner.....

ada wang, ada amoi, ada kuasa!

strap on banana... u get where it goes right?
some of them really tulan and go out smoke then just come in

Give blowjob to your bestman

rmb las time hk 1. the guy kena jimui play till dulan cause jimui demand big angpao she no has. den end up no marry .

strap on banana?

The hengdais should revenge by asking those jimuis to give Bungee Jump if not don't let the bride go in.

flip the bird and tell them f off

real blowjob, literally

WTF is this.

Haven't got GF want to talk about hengdai games? /ktards lost their priority ka? LOL

Actually some games are ok. Just to break the ice. But some are down right demeaning. To the bride who is reading now do you want you to your future husband to look like a fool infront of your friends?
Wat fuk banana egg panties games. Really jeebai one

Padan muka Kahwin pandan. And I gurantee 10/10 Jee mui that organize and loudest in these games are leftovers

got one time those brothers really beh tahan

they pull down those ji muis dress

fuhhhhhh free show mang

last time i heng tai kena as the last game.. a few ad tulan can see their face.. all sexual orientated wear bra lah, eat cholote stick together.. drink box water from pants

the strap on banana was the last straw..

all the heng tai gather including the groom... all go out. sit behind car and take a puff. The awkward silent u can imagine? Groom have to apologise to us profusely

in end all enter back, heng tai mah.. just play it as the last game but silently... can u again imagine the awkward situation. Lucky they let us enter the house and everything resume happily

so what happen after tat?

Haha heng tai dont mind to be a dog for a while. Its ok haha.

hate all these games. Luckily my fiancee agree that we shall not have any of these stupid heng dai ji mui games during our wedding.

the groom should tell the wife earlier
no games

depends la.. me ok

some muka masam ad... make sure u kasi ang pow besar sikit ok ad

all those reject/left overs you know lah....

say must lah.. if i recalled.. she even ask them dont too much.. but tat day really too much liao

The hengdais had Good Beer and Cream Pies for lunch.

just ask the heng dai to take those ji mui one by one open room can already then the groom can safely go to meet the bride and married happily ever after

NICE! Educate them so they won't go overboard.

the one they put lipstick on your didi head and ask the bridesmaid to french kiss it

told your in law that you would force entry into the house if refused entry

That won't be necessary, just ask the groom to make out with the hottest jimui the bride will come out in no time.

some games can escalate into fights and arguments. nnt x pasal2 all the zi mui kena penampar.

or just take one of the hottest ji mui back home better

stupid games.

hate it.

all of us minta a copy of video recording from camera man

As a wedding videographer for 7 years, I have yet to see any hengdai dulan while playing game but got once hengdai accidentally pushed a jimui and she felt down. Cried and the whole situation awkward but resume after that

wedding door game is the most sorhai thing in a chinese wedding

This only happens if the wife is stupid.

My wife dont agree to this kind of game, so I only needed to drive to her house and open door. Give angpow to her younger cousin and sister, kautim.

All becos very stupid

Anybody heard of stories like these that went horribly wrong??
Liek the groom and heng dai just leave.

only lala will have these

i watch my parent wedding video...last time no chi mui game also...just drive in the house get the bride then walk out already....this chi mui game are stupid as F ...don who created this game wan

Next time ask the jimui to choose between angpow or games for hengdai...

They have to sacrifice it...

the worst i ever see is drink oil + chili source + kicap + fragmented bean curd paste....
all vomit like shit after that.......
dinner, all heng dai no mood to eat.. all still feel wanna vomit....

All games... Dislike tv influence on these chi muis nowadays.

As few forumers say, better let your wife/bride know early that you all dun wan do the games. Or end up embarrass yourself during dinner when those videos are displayed

this is not scarifies to waifu, but more to entertain those lonely zi mui.....
the waifu do not earn anything and she also not involve playing it.

deswai u have to man up and take charge.

early2 tell your waifu and in-laws that you do not tolerate such idiotic games and must exclude these zi muis from doing anything. no games. no means no. this is your wedding, not a circus show.

if you cannot take charge and have your say, then padan mukak u and your buddies kena play like clowns.

The game I like most is all the heng dai must compete with each other who can fully erect his D the fastest(the winner gets a kiss from all the ji muis) and the game I hate most is after full erection u suck each other's D in 69 position and everyone must cum together then only can pass the game.

And all hengdais must give the groom a bukkake then only he can go in.

All.

play game is ok, but hunger for money is not a good behave.

all the zimui just want to earn money. true story

wont the future-wife sakit hati hubby money go to these whale fren that not even give much fuk of their marrying 'sister' future life well being?


oh wai, it's all about face and money flaunted.

it's very simple and plain,

if u wife not bother or cant control her jimui, she's not a wife material.

if u cant foresee that, u deserve all the shit u get.

You can play the girls lah. You just don't realize it only. The dinner function is the time lor. Choose which one you like, the most LCLY or the most pretty. Ask them yam seng yam seng see what can come out of it lor. They usually at one table since they not family. Ask you brothers come one by one when they warm up to your presence. Play simple games like 1 2 jus, IQ test, or chai mui. Most important is you can win easily or make and change the rules to your favor. If you got a few creative brothers this is easy job. They lose punish them bottoms up. Mabuk already ask them lompat katak ... End of of the session sometimes also the table end leave in pairs.

I guess in the future jimui will become a full time job.

after play liao..put their photos on fb and label them "fatt chin hon 1", "fatt chin hon 2", etc.

door is lock?

no problem



problem solved, buy another lock replacement for the door as well, so the in-law parent wont bising.

swear to god anyone dare to humiliate my heng dai habis they all

lolololzz

Just play along, if the game too much for you. walk away especially those heng tai, you don't have to do it.
If no one wants to do it and the ji mui insist, then negotiate to loosen the rules while dragging the time.
Cause eventually they have to open the door, know this as a weapon.

So far I attended those heng tai wedding, nothing was too outrages or too disgusting, all was just for fun.

fap fa... oh wait...

This is true

Sumtime you have to be brave. Wait the lucky time out and come slowly, then give out reasons traffic jam la bla bla

Magic Mike game

of course it is for fun.

until u have one fugly bitchy spinster zimui in the midst.

For girls they think that it'll be more fun with a Sey Faye Beach in the group.

For guys it'll be fun if all the jimuis are hot and playful. If all Sey Faye High better stay home and sleep, wear so lengzai and do stupid things to impress Sey Faye Beach for what? It's a wedding not ducks' club.

u know why?

because having a landwhale beside you will make you much more "prettier"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...ive-friend.html

LoL... you made my day

play smart la
bring 1 smart guy, 1 knowledgeable guy and 1 strong guy rest ah beng
probability chance 50% give money rest depend your dai lor

They want to see guys do stupid things ma, so smart guys won't help much, should bring those guys who are willing to do stupid things.

deswai bring hengdai must have at least 1 salesman for negotiating, 1 thick skin guy to tank if the negotiation fails, 1 medical related guy to talk talk , saying that e.g. eating worms will cause harm and make ji mui scared to play, 1 lawyer so that jimui scared kena sue and 1 locksmith to pry open locks if all tricks fails...
why u all spend so much time playing dota/TF etc but duno must bring ppl with diff capabilities into a battle...

bring 1 tanker, 1 healer, 3 thieves

HENG DAI LEVEL: DOTA
add 1 priest, there is reason for priest

This post has been edited by Ketchum: Mar 16 2015, 08:58 AM

smart guy for answering question



it dota team

Stupid games. Good thing my wife hates it as well so didn't have to do any.

dota team will be needed to tackle the opposing team

good wife you have there... got good ji muis to introduce us all here?