it's very simple and plain,

if u wife not bother or cant control her jimui, she's not a wife material.

if u cant foresee that, u deserve all the shit u get.

You can play the girls lah. You just don't realize it only. The dinner function is the time lor. Choose which one you like, the most LCLY or the most pretty. Ask them yam seng yam seng see what can come out of it lor. They usually at one table since they not family. Ask you brothers come one by one when they warm up to your presence. Play simple games like 1 2 jus, IQ test, or chai mui. Most important is you can win easily or make and change the rules to your favor. If you got a few creative brothers this is easy job. They lose punish them bottoms up. Mabuk already ask them lompat katak ... End of of the session sometimes also the table end leave in pairs.

I guess in the future jimui will become a full time job.

after play liao..put their photos on fb and label them "fatt chin hon 1", "fatt chin hon 2", etc.

door is lock?

no problem



problem solved, buy another lock replacement for the door as well, so the in-law parent wont bising.

swear to god anyone dare to humiliate my heng dai habis they all

lolololzz

Just play along, if the game too much for you. walk away especially those heng tai, you don't have to do it.
If no one wants to do it and the ji mui insist, then negotiate to loosen the rules while dragging the time.
Cause eventually they have to open the door, know this as a weapon.

So far I attended those heng tai wedding, nothing was too outrages or too disgusting, all was just for fun.

fap fa... oh wait...

This is true

Sumtime you have to be brave. Wait the lucky time out and come slowly, then give out reasons traffic jam la bla bla

Magic Mike game

of course it is for fun.

until u have one fugly bitchy spinster zimui in the midst.

For girls they think that it'll be more fun with a Sey Faye Beach in the group.

For guys it'll be fun if all the jimuis are hot and playful. If all Sey Faye High better stay home and sleep, wear so lengzai and do stupid things to impress Sey Faye Beach for what? It's a wedding not ducks' club.

u know why?

because having a landwhale beside you will make you much more "prettier"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/art...ive-friend.html

LoL... you made my day

play smart la
bring 1 smart guy, 1 knowledgeable guy and 1 strong guy rest ah beng
probability chance 50% give money rest depend your dai lor

They want to see guys do stupid things ma, so smart guys won't help much, should bring those guys who are willing to do stupid things.

deswai bring hengdai must have at least 1 salesman for negotiating, 1 thick skin guy to tank if the negotiation fails, 1 medical related guy to talk talk , saying that e.g. eating worms will cause harm and make ji mui scared to play, 1 lawyer so that jimui scared kena sue and 1 locksmith to pry open locks if all tricks fails...
why u all spend so much time playing dota/TF etc but duno must bring ppl with diff capabilities into a battle...

bring 1 tanker, 1 healer, 3 thieves

HENG DAI LEVEL: DOTA
add 1 priest, there is reason for priest

This post has been edited by Ketchum: Mar 16 2015, 08:58 AM

smart guy for answering question



it dota team

Stupid games. Good thing my wife hates it as well so didn't have to do any.

dota team will be needed to tackle the opposing team

good wife you have there... got good ji muis to introduce us all here?