And then a religious authority will have the uncle arrested by 20 cops for trying to lure people away from the true path using very cheap non-halal food.
Some clever minister will demand that wantans can only be sold if there's a valid AP, and call for a boycott of all Chinese-made wantans with no AP while claiming to be non-racist and being only concerned for the good of all.
More NGOs will clamor for a 7% discount on wantan wrappers as part of their special rights while others will demand that a GLC be established to oversee the production of wantans made with cows raised in condos funded by 1MDB loans.
Finally there'll be incidents involving enraged women armed with steering locks and C4. That poor old uncle!