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TSmarauderz
post Sep 13 2006, 10:40 PM, updated 20y ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! The horror!!!!
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post Sep 13 2006, 10:42 PM

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this is sucking dry my brain !!
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post Sep 13 2006, 10:43 PM

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Aik? why in xbox section leh laugh.gif

Anyways the only reason im interested in the movie because Holly Valance is in it drool.gif laugh.gif
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post Sep 13 2006, 10:44 PM

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Rated "U"
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post Sep 13 2006, 10:46 PM

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got pics??
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post Sep 13 2006, 10:49 PM

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going out to watch it now.. even the movie might be... yawn.gif


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post Sep 13 2006, 10:53 PM

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QUOTE(XenoFr3ak @ Sep 13 2006, 10:44 PM)
Rated "U"
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Rated U is just too... doh.gif laugh.gif
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post Sep 13 2006, 11:05 PM

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DOAX!!! laugh.gif

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post Sep 13 2006, 11:11 PM

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walau eh .. boobies ... and they rate this movie "U" whistling.gif
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post Sep 13 2006, 11:13 PM

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Where is the screenshot ? tongue.gif
Kabadi84
post Sep 13 2006, 11:18 PM

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first time i saw flying bra technic..... its was awesome
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post Sep 13 2006, 11:52 PM

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wa lao eh... this is bored.
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post Sep 14 2006, 12:35 AM

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I just want to ask if Lyih wanted to

- Rip his eyes out
- Rip his throat out
- Rip his brain out

During, or after watching the movie tongue.gif
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post Sep 14 2006, 02:20 AM

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I just want to ask if Lyih wanted to

- Rip his eyes out
- Rip his throat out
- Rip his brain out

During, or after watching the movie tongue.gif


juz finish the movie... yeee harrrr.... hia hia ...attaaa

-rip my eyes out... YES... kasumi juz looks horrible....
-rip my throut out... YES.. as kabadi84 says.. flying bra technique... WAOOOO.. (scream like hell)
-rip my brain out ... NOPE... cause the movie is abit brainless.. no need to think what's going to happen next... no climax at all... everything was so peaceful in my mind...

OH .. i juz remember... i feel like wanna rip my pants off when i saw holly valance 'holy sh*t' moves ... THE FLYING BRA TECHNIQUE tongue.gif

This post has been edited by lyih: Sep 14 2006, 02:21 AM
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post Sep 14 2006, 10:06 AM

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these are the movies which I DEFINETLY DON'T want to watch in the cinema!
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post Sep 14 2006, 11:32 AM

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Its a no brainer movie, best watch on dvd for slow mo effect and rewind laugh.gif
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post Sep 14 2006, 12:19 PM

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another like Streetfighter II movie...XD.
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post Sep 14 2006, 12:28 PM

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The famous bra technique! tongue.gif

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post Sep 14 2006, 12:43 PM

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QUOTE(gnome @ Sep 13 2006, 10:43 PM)
Aik? why in xbox section leh laugh.gif

Anyways the only reason im interested in the movie because Holly Valance is in it drool.gif  laugh.gif
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post Sep 14 2006, 02:48 PM

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thanks gnome u make my day today ... oh flying bra .... why dont u fly from the screen so i can see....... beutifull yummy picture .....gonna wait till got torrent ..any censord acts (18sx) moby beware dont watch this movie
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post Sep 14 2006, 02:54 PM

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QUOTE(Kabadi84 @ Sep 14 2006, 02:48 PM)
thanks gnome u make my day today ... oh flying bra .... why dont u fly from the screen so i can see....... beutifull yummy  picture .....gonna wait till got torrent ..any censord acts (18sx) moby  beware dont watch this movie
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Why am I always mentioned when talking about 18 or M rated stuff? laugh.gif

Kasumi looks like she had a horrible plastic surgery accident
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post Sep 14 2006, 05:26 PM

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This movie is definitely DOA.

DEAD ON ARRIVAL.
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post Sep 14 2006, 05:38 PM

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I love chicks, and I certainly do love DOA, but the moment I saw the first screen captures, I knew this movie was gonna suck. Bad. tongue.gif

What happened to my lovely Ayane.... noooo......
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post Sep 14 2006, 05:57 PM

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what made kasumi became a pitbull face....

This post has been edited by calvin: Sep 14 2006, 06:06 PM
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post Sep 14 2006, 06:41 PM

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this movie is sucking my brain!!! help me..... duh...duh...duh.... rclxub.gif

darkchaser, ur ayane looks old liao hahaha...
calvin, in the movie kasumi is wearing pants when she wearing her costume shakehead.gif WTF!!!

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post Sep 14 2006, 06:45 PM

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QUOTE(tailgunner @ Sep 14 2006, 06:41 PM)
calvin, in the movie kasumi  is wearing pants when he wearing her costume shakehead.gif  WTF!!!
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A guy wear Kasumi's costume? blink.gif blink.gif
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post Sep 14 2006, 06:48 PM

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can someone merge this two threads together thumbup.gif
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post Sep 14 2006, 10:15 PM

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QUOTE(tailgunner @ Sep 14 2006, 06:41 PM)
this movie is sucking my brain!!! help me..... duh...duh...duh.... rclxub.gif

darkchaser, ur ayane looks old liao hahaha...
calvin, in the movie kasumi  is wearing pants when she wearing her costume shakehead.gif  WTF!!!
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just came back from watching the show....
final verdict..aiyohhh doh.gif watching kasumi really feels like watching a bulldog in the movie man.. need to play DoA back to repair my mind.. rclxub.gif

saw the subtitles pronounce the names of characters wrongly as well

Kasumi = Kasumee shakehead.gif doh.gif
Hayate = Ayati shakehead.gif shakehead.gif

those who played DoA and liked it...avoid watching this show
those don't know what is DoA and curious about it...watch it

This post has been edited by calvin: Sep 14 2006, 10:33 PM
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gnome, how come there are a lot of people in the photos? I suppose they are Asians, am I right?
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post Sep 16 2006, 09:17 PM

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QUOTE(calvin @ Sep 14 2006, 10:15 PM)
Kasumi = Kasumee  shakehead.gif  doh.gif
Hayate = Ayati  shakehead.gif  shakehead.gif

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just be grateful it's not Hayati! laugh.gif doh.gif sweat.gif laugh.gif



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post Sep 16 2006, 10:26 PM

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post Sep 16 2006, 10:33 PM

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Just now I'm watching Prison Break, and Holly Valance is in it. I keep hearing a voice in my head whispering "Christie ....... Christie ......"
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post Sep 17 2006, 05:27 PM

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AAAHHHHH!!!! My brain has been fried senseless from viewing the DOA movie. It's just wrong, everything about it is wrong! I knew going in for the movie was gonna be a bad idea, but not this bad! rclxub.gif

On the plus side (there's a plus!?), there are some references to the DOA games. For example, the opening scene is a nod to Team Ninja's signature opening logo. Also, the announcer sounds a lot (or probably is) like the Monica announcer from DOA. And, uh, Donovan attempts to look like Itagaki with the shades on? Yeah, I hated it too.

And the fighting. God, the fighting. Almost none of the characters fight like their game counterparts. Last time I checked, Christie used Snake Hand, not.... whatever it was she used in the movie. And Hayabusa, god, what have they done to you? The super ninja has been turned into the princess' loyal guard or other. I'm gonna have to log in some serious time with Ninja Gaiden to remind me what a bad-ass Hayabusa actually is.

Ohhhh my head. I'm totally not going to look at the DOA fighters with the same eyes again. 'Cause I might subconsciously recall memories of this particular attempt at bringing DOA to the masses.

 

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