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Holy cow... Oil dropping like flies.  Now at WTI @ 77 , Brent @ 83.

Saudi said they'll sell higher price to Asia than N.America to try to compete with shale drillers.. 
That means we (in Asia) won't see prices drop in petrol anytime soon... while pumps in N.America are dropping.  wtf? 

Republicans take the Senate.

short glance at futures, looks like ALL sector

So far... no oil spike yet. 

Republican wins means more drilling in USA.
USA will reduce their imports from 30% to 0%.  OPEC will be on their kneels by then. 

so we'll get to hear Draghi's wisdom again later.
let's see what's on the table

EURUSD to 1.20?
dropping TLTRO rates?
another bazooka to supplement the shots fired by Kuroda?


on a sidenote, just noticed that this is the month that ECB begins buying asset-backed securities..

hint: 10:15am USD Fed Chair Yellen Speaks

Naming after the infamous "January Effect" symptoms, I am comfortably calling this rally as Yellen Effect.

Waah.. BABA reached $117, and I thought $105 was already ridiculously high. 

Should close all position by now, crude futures @$76.56

if that really happens, some of my 30k position will become 2mil lol

No new high today and a balance session trading back to open, sideway range forming on a bigger time frame bull starting to lose momentum