this 1 is local joke on Malaysia. funny. I dun 1 write too much about the jke later u all will say not funny, expect too much la or wat. Just let u enjoy and comment it is funny and laugh hahahaha

Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Malaysian Tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Malaysian accent asked 'You sell what lah?'

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Malaysian Tourist said, 'You doing very well; only last two left!'

Moral of the story: Don't ever think Asians are idiots - hahaha!

a decent joke but was expecting Malaysian jokes...

errrrr.....opening stupid tered to get more bintang in k/??....

double headshot! i get the sarcasm's the Malaysian Tourist joke.

if i change the Malaysian Tourist become Bangladesh Tourist, so this will be a Bangladesh Jokes? nice try ts

plz la.. post here no bntang or post count la. If I gila post count I wouldn't be sharing all those great jokes wif u guys

every time shark attack news, do you wonder why you never heard of any black man getting attack?

y?

is this a new joke or something? can post new topic so more can get to laugh hahahahahahaha

because shark think it is ''whale vera''.

hahahahha wtf?

racist lol!!!

oi ts, it's not just bcz your jokes are not funny, ppl are annoyed at how u shoved the jokes to their throats. when will u ever get that?

I already not write long intro. Just tell ppl it is joke.