"When face with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for"

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, the sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is." Oscar Wilde

"We agree that stupidity doesn't carry the death penalty and if there was, the civil service population will shrink considerably." Citizen Nades