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surviving zombie apocalypse in Malaysia, how to prepare and what to do
surviving zombie apocalypse in Malaysia, how to prepare and what to do
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Jun 19 2014, 10:41 AM
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If you cannot beat them, join them
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Jun 19 2014, 10:41 AM
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US whitehouse have plans when zombie invades.
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Jun 19 2014, 10:42 AM
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670 posts Joined: Oct 2007 From: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster |
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Jun 19 2014, 10:42 AM
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405 posts Joined: Nov 2010 From: Penis ular Bolehland |
Very easy solution to zombie apocalypse in Malaysia.
1. If melei zombie, throw pork at them. 2. If yindian zombie, throw beef at them. 3. If cainis zombie, oops... guess you're f***ed. |
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Jun 19 2014, 10:44 AM
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QUOTE(jerm57 @ Jun 19 2014, 10:42 AM) Very easy solution to zombie apocalypse in Malaysia. If cainis zombie, throw 4D ticket at them. That'll distract them down so you can escape. 1. If melei zombie, throw pork at them. 2. If yindian zombie, throw beef at them. 3. If cainis zombie, oops... guess you're f***ed. |
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Jun 19 2014, 10:46 AM
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QUOTE(zachozoi @ Jun 15 2014, 02:06 PM) fellow forumers, i was kinda thinking how we can survive a zombie apocalypse in malaysia.... what are the chances our country will survive and how long we can stay alive?? few points to be noted are, I'd loot True Fitness and other various stores that sells gym equipment for their treadmill, hook those treadmill up to a generator, and place said treadmills in front of my doorstep.1. our country is highly populated and its going to be difficult 2. no huge mountains or hills to have high ground advantage 3. no significant agriculture fields in major cities 4. no significant river bases in cities or in towns 5. since we have many high rises condos and apartment its dangerous to take shelter in them 6. availability of fire arm is very few i think we cant survive after 3 months considering all the facts how will you survive and what will you do note- if mod consider this topic is not suitable here please move to anywhere other than kopitiam since im looking for genuine answers not trolls for this topic.. tq Infinite electricity. Neeehaaaaawww!!!!!!!! |
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Jun 19 2014, 10:51 AM
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if only there is a way to secure a small mall without getting mauled or attacked. but that is also the place with probably lotsa zombies and clearing that big area is difficult.
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Jun 19 2014, 10:52 AM
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no problem, my nokia phone will turn into a handy weapon.
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Jun 19 2014, 10:52 AM
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the zombie that we fantasize wont happen in real world. But there is a type of drug, upon consuming, u will feel ur body is burning, u will have the urge of cannibalism. Just go google it, it happen in the US before, I think Florida. A guy was chewing another human being, he was shot or caught, I forgot dy, and they found out he consume 1 type of drug. Which give u hallucination and make u have the urge to be cannabalism.
So if the drug is used in a wrong way, it may occur. If it occur, gud, I can put my State of Decay experience to gud use. |
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Jun 19 2014, 10:57 AM
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406 posts Joined: Jun 2007 From: 3°50'**.**"N - 103°16'**.**"E |
hot and high humidity
zombie will decay faster! |
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Jun 19 2014, 10:59 AM
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Im more concern bout muslim zombies. Will they avoid cainis meat?
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Jun 19 2014, 11:00 AM
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It was Miami.
Just google Miami cannibal attack Eugene |
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Jun 19 2014, 11:01 AM
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4,202 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: THE ONE AND ONLY CHOO CHOO TRAIN KINGDOM |
QUOTE(Rand @ Jun 16 2014, 01:07 PM) Remember, Zombies are basically dead bodies which would decompose much faster in tropical climates.. unless you are talking about the rabies type zombies.. ya, if encounter the gila gila rabies type in 28 days later then susah lor. because technically medically those people are still alive, but the brain gila liao. or the ones in "i am legend" those takda bulu one but super human strong and gila also. tapi got smarts also, they know how to make trap and catch will smith. This post has been edited by Deimos Tel`Arin: Jun 19 2014, 11:02 AM |
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Jun 19 2014, 11:05 AM
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There are questions for TS and fellow forumers fom Lowyat.net, since zombie is a dead body, it means that all the cells in the body are dead. Brain, nerve, muscle, digestive systems.... everything is dead and not functioning.
They don't need food. Why zombie bite? They don't have energy or any cells with life. Why/How zombie move? They don't have brain. Why/How they hunt ppl or animal or living creature? So far we don't see any dead body can move. We know there are always "first time" but is there any logical reason that can persuade or proof that this so called zombie can perform the above simple moves? And how a human become zombie? If everything can be proven, then I think we can discuss the topic as TS proposed.. Thank you. Regards, full |
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Jun 19 2014, 11:10 AM
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QUOTE(zachozoi @ Jun 15 2014, 02:06 PM) fellow forumers, i was kinda thinking how we can survive a zombie apocalypse in malaysia.... what are the chances our country will survive and how long we can stay alive?? few points to be noted are, Just follow the rules:1. our country is highly populated and its going to be difficult 2. no huge mountains or hills to have high ground advantage 3. no significant agriculture fields in major cities 4. no significant river bases in cities or in towns 5. since we have many high rises condos and apartment its dangerous to take shelter in them 6. availability of fire arm is very few i think we cant survive after 3 months considering all the facts how will you survive and what will you do note- if mod consider this topic is not suitable here please move to anywhere other than kopitiam since im looking for genuine answers not trolls for this topic.. tq 1. Cardio. They can't get you if you outrun them. Sorry fat and slow people. 2. Double tap. If you have a gun that is. But if not, double parang then, make sure you chop off the head twice. 3. Beware of bathroom. ie The sneaky one always get you while you are most vulnerable and practically immobile. 4. Wear seat belt. Buckle up while you are in a hasty get away. 6. Use the skillet. Never underestimate the power of a strategic swing of a skillet to get you out of tight situation. 7. Travel light. See 1. 17. Don't be a hero |
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Jun 19 2014, 11:10 AM
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learn from walking dead series. Farm , prisoner, anything turn into fortress or become roving scavenger
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Jun 19 2014, 11:12 AM
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4,202 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: THE ONE AND ONLY CHOO CHOO TRAIN KINGDOM |
QUOTE(briantwj @ Jun 19 2014, 10:52 AM) the zombie that we fantasize wont happen in real world. But there is a type of drug, upon consuming, u will feel ur body is burning, u will have the urge of cannibalism. Just go google it, it happen in the US before, I think Florida. A guy was chewing another human being, he was shot or caught, I forgot dy, and they found out he consume 1 type of drug. Which give u hallucination and make u have the urge to be cannabalism. So if the drug is used in a wrong way, it may occur. If it occur, gud, I can put my State of Decay experience to gud use. QUOTE(briantwj @ Jun 19 2014, 11:00 AM) fortunately, they can be killed. i think an outbreak of such drug induced "zombies" may be possible. but non the undead type zombies though. |
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Jun 19 2014, 11:13 AM
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4,202 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: THE ONE AND ONLY CHOO CHOO TRAIN KINGDOM |
QUOTE(full @ Jun 19 2014, 11:05 AM) There are questions for TS and fellow forumers fom Lowyat.net, since zombie is a dead body, it means that all the cells in the body are dead. Brain, nerve, muscle, digestive systems.... everything is dead and not functioning. i think these zombies will not exist, but the "zombies" in "28 days later" and "i am legend" may happen, because, virus.They don't need food. Why zombie bite? They don't have energy or any cells with life. Why/How zombie move? They don't have brain. Why/How they hunt ppl or animal or living creature? So far we don't see any dead body can move. We know there are always "first time" but is there any logical reason that can persuade or proof that this so called zombie can perform the above simple moves? And how a human become zombie? If everything can be proven, then I think we can discuss the topic as TS proposed.. Thank you. Regards, full i.e. the "zombies" in "28 days later" and "i am legend" are not dead, but live humans, due to virus, become crazy liao, then they go bite people to infect the virus. the ones in "28 days later" seems to be normal human beings, and can be killed, but somehow they run very fast. the ones in "i am legend" seems to be super human beings, very fast, very strong, have some intelligence. lives together. scared of the daylight sun. the process seems to be reversible as shown in the "i am legend" movie. both of these can be killed, not just head shot only, since the cells are very much alive. but dun let them bite you. This post has been edited by Deimos Tel`Arin: Jun 19 2014, 11:16 AM |
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Jun 19 2014, 11:14 AM
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3 posts Joined: Aug 2012 |
Well slow zombies easy handle, i am afraid those BOW type like Nemesis, no matter how strong you barricade or how tall is your condo, it will get you
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Jun 19 2014, 11:14 AM
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237 posts Joined: Feb 2014 |
Stock up on cadbury chocolates and splatter them around your safe zones. No zombies will dare to cross those zones.
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