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 Jan 15 2014, 02:51 PM, updated 12y ago
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getting married this friday.... nervous gile
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Jan 15 2014, 02:52 PM
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divorce no need nervous one
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tahniah
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tahniah bro
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Bini rich or not? If rich tahniah if not good luck
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tahniah bro..
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Tahniah,
Fap before cucuk waifu. Tahan lebih lama. |
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Congrats bro, jangan lupa pancut dalam
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congrats
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Jan 15 2014, 02:54 PM
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congratulation bro
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congrats brah
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Jan 15 2014, 02:55 PM
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mohon drill 3gp malam pengantin...congratz
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 02:51 PM) getting married this friday.... nervous gile been there done that...  |
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Jan 15 2014, 02:56 PM
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ada bachelor nite?
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Tahniah !, hikhikhik
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Jan 15 2014, 02:57 PM
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taniah.. anda telah berjaya
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Jan 15 2014, 02:57 PM
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Make up your mind, think hard, over and over. When you're about done, think again.
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Jan 15 2014, 02:57 PM
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parkin for drilzz malam pertama
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Jan 15 2014, 02:58 PM
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i'm nervous ni, for the akad nikah... any tips guys? huhuhuhuhu
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Jan 15 2014, 02:59 PM
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baca doa penenang hati sambil usap dada kiri.
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Jan 15 2014, 02:59 PM
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giler x nervous, jgn giler sampai masuk tanjung rambutan dh la
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Jan 15 2014, 02:59 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 03:58 PM) i'm nervous ni, for the akad nikah... any tips guys? huhuhuhuhu makan gambir sblm akad , ko akan tenang selamanya |
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Jan 15 2014, 02:59 PM
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Tahniah. kawen je. nervous buat apa. watlek watpis.
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Jan 15 2014, 03:00 PM
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Dah beli minyak lintah?
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Jan 15 2014, 03:00 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 02:58 PM) i'm nervous ni, for the akad nikah... any tips guys? huhuhuhuhu selawat banyak2, #protips : fikir malam pertama, mesti hilang nervous. haha ni pakcik aku yg gitaw! haha |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:01 PM
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hanyalah bacaan akad je pun, nak nervous ape. patut nya nervous dpt x bayar balik hutang buat kahwin.
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Jan 15 2014, 03:01 PM
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Relaklah.
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Jan 15 2014, 03:02 PM
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QUOTE(aeppy @ Jan 15 2014, 03:01 PM) hanyalah bacaan akad je pun, nak nervous ape. patut nya nervous dpt x bayar balik hutang buat kahwin. alhamdulillah, takde hutang lgsg utk kawin ni... |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:06 PM
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Inb4 Wang hantaran 20k
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QUOTE(aeppy @ Jan 15 2014, 03:01 PM) hanyalah bacaan akad je pun, nak nervous ape. patut nya nervous dpt x bayar balik hutang buat kahwin. you dunno ar? TS richfag one. all paid cash. |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:09 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 02:58 PM) i'm nervous ni, for the akad nikah... any tips guys? huhuhuhuhu Tonight held Bachelor nite... No more nervous and u will happily married after that... Remember invite me... |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:10 PM
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Game over..
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Jan 15 2014, 03:10 PM
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Congratulation.. and celebration!
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Jan 15 2014, 03:10 PM
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Masa salam tok kadi kasi henjut tangan dia sebelum dia henjut tangan kau bai...
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Jan 15 2014, 03:11 PM
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kena soalan byk tak ngan tok kadi nanti?
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Jan 15 2014, 03:12 PM
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QUOTE(gestapo @ Jan 15 2014, 03:11 PM) kena soalan byk tak ngan tok kadi nanti? aku takut bacaan taklik dalam tulisan jawi jer... mampos |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:13 PM
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why nervous? sked kena troll by playing the stupid game aa?
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Jan 15 2014, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 03:12 PM) aku takut bacaan taklik dalam tulisan jawi jer... mampos Bro taktau baca jawi? Lol anyway congrats |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:14 PM
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DOA qunut dah hapal blom?.heh
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Jan 15 2014, 03:15 PM
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Congratulations!
Btw, do you need any tips and advice for the first night? We ktards are ready to help wan. |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:15 PM
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QUOTE(shikimori @ Jan 15 2014, 03:14 PM) Bro taktau baca jawi? Lol anyway congrats tau, tapi slow la... takut sangkut2... hahaha |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:16 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 03:15 PM) tau, tapi slow la... takut sangkut2... hahaha taktau baca jawi pun takpe bro. dalam surat nikah tu banyak rumi. kahkahkah! |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:19 PM
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QUOTE(Leprodige @ Jan 15 2014, 02:52 PM) divorce no need nervous one EpicQUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 02:58 PM) i'm nervous ni, for the akad nikah... any tips guys? huhuhuhuhu Haha tak yah nervous. Viag** ada. Tanniah anyway, giv me address, Friday delivery 1 lorry kangkung  This post has been edited by Chisinlouz: Jan 15 2014, 03:20 PM |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:21 PM
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bila kad nak sampai ni bro?
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Jan 15 2014, 03:22 PM
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hisap weed dulu before akad
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Jan 15 2014, 03:26 PM
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Nikah kat mana bro? Kat KL and Selangor biase nye tak tanye ape2.. Tempat lain tak sure la..
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Jan 15 2014, 03:26 PM
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kad jemputan takda ke bro
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Jan 15 2014, 03:27 PM
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tahniah sir =p
semoga hidup sama sama sampai tuaaaa i wish i have a GF Y.Y |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 02:51 PM) getting married this friday.... nervous gile Nervous to put spoon in the cup? |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:28 PM
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jangan fikir "lagi 2 hari nak kawin", mmg la takut
tukar mindset "lagi 2 hari boleh beronggeng puas-puas dalam rumah mak si pompuan tanpa segan silu, tak sabarnya!" Btw, for akad nikah, lek-lek jek. Jgn pikir byk. Masa aku nyer rehearsal akad nikah, sekali lafaz xde masalah sampai tok kadi konpius dah bole kira sah terus ke hape prektis tu Beribu-ribu tania bro This post has been edited by virphirod: Jan 15 2014, 03:30 PM |
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Congrats, berapa hutang sudah?
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Jan 15 2014, 03:30 PM
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QUOTE(munlok30 @ Jan 15 2014, 03:27 PM) tahniah sir =p After you have a gf, you will wish you're single. #truestory semoga hidup sama sama sampai tuaaaa i wish i have a GF Y.Y |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:30 PM
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QUOTE(amanstiva @ Jan 15 2014, 02:54 PM) Congrats bro, jangan lupa pancut dalam Congrats, bro. Dah boleh pancut dalam.*fixed* |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:31 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 03:12 PM) aku takut bacaan taklik dalam tulisan jawi jer... mampos nanti dia suruh kau baca doa qunut depan org ramai takpun doa wirid yang panjang2 ayokkkk taktauu |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:33 PM
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QUOTE(virphirod @ Jan 15 2014, 03:28 PM) jangan fikir "lagi 2 hari nak kawin", mmg la takut amboi amboi amboi tukar mindset "lagi 2 hari boleh beronggeng puas-puas dalam rumah mak si pompuan tanpa segan silu, tak sabarnya!" Btw, for akad nikah, lek-lek jek. Jgn pikir byk. Masa aku nyer rehearsal akad nikah, sekali lafaz xde masalah sampai tok kadi konpius dah bole kira sah terus ke hape prektis tu Beribu-ribu tania bro |
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tido la puas2
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Asah kotey tajam2
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Dulu kahwin kena wali hakim dan nikah kat pejabat. Wali suruh hafal akad tu camne baru dia mulakan. Siap buat joke lagi. Terima akad jer, wali baca doa, takde plak suruh pengantin lelaki baca apa-apa doa, lepas selesai semua tu kita macam walking on clouds while puffing on weeds man.. huhu.!
INB4 - Tahniah TS. This post has been edited by grumpydrive: Jan 15 2014, 03:38 PM |
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tahniah beribu2 tahniah
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Jan 15 2014, 03:42 PM
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i kawin at Perak this friday... and on the way back from perak, i plan to go holiday somewhere, can you all give some recommendation? i think want to go cameron, hehehehe
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Good luck bro. welcome to the club.
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 03:12 PM) aku takut bacaan taklik dalam tulisan jawi jer... mampos bkn taklik je bai..kadi suruh ko baca ayat2 dgn mikrofon full volume kasi satu kampung dengar.. kalo x betol siap ler.. p/s: bwk duit hantaran tu, karang ada memandai nak tgk ada x..aku dah nyaris kena, nasib baik bwk mock cheque aritu..hahaha |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:46 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 14 2014, 11:42 PM) i kawin at Perak this friday... and on the way back from perak, i plan to go holiday somewhere, can you all give some recommendation? i think want to go cameron, hehehehe naik cameron lah, sejuk2 baru sedap |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:48 PM
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QUOTE(amanda69 @ Jan 15 2014, 03:46 PM) naik cameron lah, sejuk2 baru sedap any hotel you recommend?  |
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Jan 15 2014, 03:49 PM
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QUOTE(mambangafro @ Jan 15 2014, 03:48 PM) bakal bini orang mana bro? teluk intan |
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 03:12 PM) aku takut bacaan taklik dalam tulisan jawi jer... mampos perak pun macam jb ke? semua pakai jawi? Selangor rilek je ada rumi. jawi page sebelah, tok kadi siap melawak kata tak payah la baca jawi tu , sampai malam tak abis baca |
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Beribu-ribu tahniah!!!
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 03:49 PM) teluk intan jangan lupa bro malam pertama,sapu magic tissue dahulu,sebelum main ingat skill apa nak buat. kau jangan main bedal jer. nanti dah lima minit peha dah cramp.JANGAN spoil malam pertama! aku suggest kan kau main 2 round cukup la.kalau boleh main kat atas tikar mengkuang, pesanan orang orang lama.kalau main atas katil, check dulu pintu dah tutup.dinding ada berlubang tak?. kalau was was.main dalam kerata jer.check atas katil, kalau ada cadar katil kau warna putih tu, kau paham paham jer family dia tahu apa kau buat. kalau nak 4 round.kau bedal sekali mak mentua kau.ingat pesanan aku. |
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QUOTE(nap2617 @ Jan 15 2014, 03:44 PM) bkn taklik je bai..kadi suruh ko baca ayat2 dgn mikrofon full volume kasi satu kampung dengar.. ni perlu ke bro? aku nk kawin xnk kasitau org hantaran.kalo x betol siap ler.. p/s: bwk duit hantaran tu, karang ada memandai nak tgk ada x..aku dah nyaris kena, nasib baik bwk mock cheque aritu..hahaha |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:01 PM
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QUOTE(toa cheng @ Jan 15 2014, 03:55 PM) jangan lupa bro malam pertama,sapu magic tissue dahulu,sebelum main ingat skill apa nak buat. kau jangan main bedal jer. nanti dah lima minit peha dah cramp.JANGAN spoil malam pertama! aku suggest kan kau main 2 round cukup la.kalau boleh main kat atas tikar mengkuang, pesanan orang orang lama.kalau main atas katil, check dulu pintu dah tutup.dinding ada berlubang tak?. kalau was was.main dalam kerata jer.check atas katil, kalau ada cadar katil kau warna putih tu, kau paham paham jer family dia tahu apa kau buat. kalau nak 4 round.kau bedal sekali mak mentua kau. amboihhhhhingat pesanan aku. |
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 03:42 PM) i kawin at Perak this friday... and on the way back from perak, i plan to go holiday somewhere, can you all give some recommendation? i think want to go cameron, hehehehe lol. tak menyempat-nyempat.  |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:02 PM
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tahniah, an achievement has been unlocked!
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Jan 15 2014, 04:02 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 04:01 PM) amboihhhhh sudah hafal script macam mana nak memulakan berjimak? |
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QUOTE(grumpydrive @ Jan 15 2014, 03:38 PM) Dulu kahwin kena wali hakim dan nikah kat pejabat. Wali suruh hafal akad tu camne baru dia mulakan. Siap buat joke lagi. Terima akad jer, wali baca doa, takde plak suruh pengantin lelaki baca apa-apa doa, lepas selesai semua tu kita macam walking on clouds while puffing on weeds man.. huhu.! lafaz taklik tak ada ke bro?INB4 - Tahniah TS. |
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QUOTE(toa cheng @ Jan 15 2014, 03:55 PM) kalau nak 4 round.kau bedal sekali mak mentua kau. ni ape punya tip ni?! ingat pesanan aku. |
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QUOTE(toa cheng @ Jan 15 2014, 04:02 PM) sudah hafal script macam mana nak memulakan berjimak? ada skrip ke? meh ajar aku, haha |
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congrats
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QUOTE(LVL1NiNjA @ Jan 15 2014, 02:57 PM) Make up your mind, think hard, over and over. When you're about done, think again.  |
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 03:42 PM) i kawin at Perak this friday... and on the way back from perak, i plan to go holiday somewhere, can you all give some recommendation? i think want to go cameron, hehehehe or you can go at Felda Hot Spring at Sungkai, nice secluded place Felda Residence Hot Spring |
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QUOTE(RevolutionWorks @ Jan 15 2014, 04:08 PM) cie ke this place? hehe.... Cameron Highland sejuk, hehehe |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:13 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 04:10 PM) cie ke this place? hehe.... Cameron Highland sejuk, hehehe trust me bro, if your wife felt too cold, she will loose all the mood to sexing.Here got nice hot spring and private jacuzzi if you want to  |
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QUOTE(mukhlisz @ Jan 15 2014, 04:05 PM) ni ape punya tip ni?! yang part tu gurau, kalau4 kali. fap jer lah. QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 04:05 PM) ada skrip ke? meh ajar aku, haha nah tis sikit. yang lain pandai pandai kau la.lakukan pemanasan ,dengan hal yang sederhana, ciuman , cumbuan , berbicara sambil belailah wanita anda dengan rasa kasih sayang, sehingga wanita menjadi terang'sangi, |
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QUOTE(RevolutionWorks @ Jan 15 2014, 04:13 PM) trust me bro, if your wife felt too cold, she will loose all the mood to sexing. wah, dekat je Sungkai tuh... and odw balik KL, hahaha.... lepak 2 malam ok kan? around there got any other attraction?Here got nice hot spring and private jacuzzi if you want to |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:16 PM
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QUOTE(RevolutionWorks @ Jan 15 2014, 04:08 PM) looks nice indeed. last time i went to a cold place sejuk ketar2. never again. |
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 14 2014, 11:48 PM) any hotel you recommend? cari la hotel yg Pak Aji tak naik !...hikhikhik.. ambik Hotel yg ada pakej Honeymoon lah...baru best ! jgn lupa, 1 hour before "start", minum 100 Plus dulu yer...baru games best !...hikhikhik  |
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QUOTE(amanda69 @ Jan 15 2014, 04:18 PM) cari la hotel yg Pak Aji tak naik !...hikhikhik.. now they all ask me go Sungkai pulak, hahaha... but still considering. the De La Fern Hotel ok? ambik Hotel yg ada pakej Honeymoon lah...baru best ! jgn lupa, 1 hour before "start", minum 100 Plus dulu yer...baru games best !...hikhikhik |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:20 PM
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Congrats.... Siapa yg akad? Tok kadi ke bakal bapak mertua?
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Jan 15 2014, 04:20 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 02:51 PM) getting married this friday.... nervous gile ts dari mane ? saya mau pergi makan daging rendang le |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:20 PM
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QUOTE(sa12ad @ Jan 15 2014, 04:20 PM) Congrats.... Siapa yg akad? Tok kadi ke bakal bapak mertua? bakal mertua  |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:21 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 04:16 PM) wah, dekat je Sungkai tuh... and odw balik KL, hahaha.... lepak 2 malam ok kan? around there got any other attraction? Other attraction? got cold pool if you want, egg boiling activity, but for you, no need other attraction la, just focus piaping your wife LOL |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:22 PM
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TS,
mind sharing wedding budget? |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:22 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 02:51 PM) getting married this friday.... nervous gile piap piap QUOTE(Leprodige @ Jan 15 2014, 02:52 PM) divorce no need nervous one divorce tension je |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 12:19 AM) now they all ask me go Sungkai pulak, hahaha... but still considering. the De La Fern Hotel ok? De La Fern , service terbaik  . Sure, tiada ganguan dari Pak Aji ! |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:24 PM
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bukan piap piap other waifu more fun meh ?
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Jan 15 2014, 04:25 PM
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QUOTE(ZeroHavoc @ Jan 15 2014, 04:22 PM) TS, Hantaran 15Kmind sharing wedding budget? Mas Kawin 2K Baju Pengantin 5K Barang Hantaran 7K (include diamond rantai) Sime Darby 60K Pelamin 22K Wedding Card 2K Photographer 4K die lor |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:26 PM
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QUOTE(amanda69 @ Jan 15 2014, 04:24 PM) De La Fern Pak Aji cannot ganggu, sudah kawin maaaaa , service terbaik . Sure, tiada ganguan dari Pak Aji !  |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 04:20 PM) bakal mertua Time aku dulu my mertua yg gelabah aku steady jer. Good Luck LoL |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:28 PM
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QUOTE(johnyblaze87 @ Jan 15 2014, 03:58 PM) ni perlu ke bro? aku nk kawin xnk kasitau org hantaran. sebagai persediaan bro..karang time nak akad ada yg mencelah pulak.. |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 04:10 PM) cie ke this place? hehe.... Cameron Highland sejuk, hehehe hari ke brapa pi honeymoon cameron?better pi lewat skit. dalam 2 minggu pas kawin, kasi tenaga pulih dulu bro. just sharing experience bro.. mlm pertama x kisah time honeymoon ke tak. boleh try first nite kawin pun ok ..haha aku dulu 3 minggu jugak baru berjaya melepasi pintu..bukan senang2 je sex ni bro. sebab kita make love dgn wife. bukan dengan gro. kalau gro x perlu 3 minggu. 1 saat pun dh bleh tembus. memang waktu mcm tu sabar kena byk lah bro. bayangkan bro. bini dh ada depan mata. tapi x lepas2 lagi kan..uihh..memang kalau ingt lg time tu..terketar2 badan bro. so bro, selamat pengantin baru. bawak2 bersabar lah ye. kalau first nite x menjadi. dh jadi suami ni memang kena byk sabar. dan dah dapat anak nnti better rancang elok2 bro. macam aku ni dua anak dah, dekat2 selang setahun...kesian jgk kt depa. abg x sempat nk bermanja2, dah dapat adik kan. nk buat camna ayah dn mak aktif sgt...haha. pas anak kedua trus wife aku pasang implanon. hope boleh la selang lama skit utk anak ke-3 elok rancang betul2 nnti.. jangan ter-accident mcm aku ni hahaha jaga2 time ni darah manis.. bawak keta baik2. jgn dok sms2 dlm keta nu... |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:32 PM
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bro satu lagi.
rukun nikah kena ingat bro kasi mudah : SISWA S - Suami I = Isteri S = Saksi W = Wali A = Akad Selawat atas nabi, berzanji, azan, iqamah, doa qunut, tu soalan cepu emas lah. Masuk masjid buat solat sunat 2 rakaat dulu. Good luck bro. |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:33 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 04:29 PM) hari ke brapa pi honeymoon cameron? wah, thanks for the nasihat bro, mmg terbaik. aku nak g hotel tu, odw balik KL.. xkan terus balik KL kan, lgpn cuti dah seminggu... aku akad jumaat, sanding sabtu. stay dulu umah mertua, isnin bertolak balik. better pi lewat skit. dalam 2 minggu pas kawin, kasi tenaga pulih dulu bro. just sharing experience bro.. mlm pertama x kisah time honeymoon ke tak. boleh try first nite kawin pun ok ..haha aku dulu 3 minggu jugak baru berjaya melepasi pintu..bukan senang2 je sex ni bro. sebab kita make love dgn wife. bukan dengan gro. kalau gro x perlu 3 minggu. 1 saat pun dh bleh tembus. memang waktu mcm tu sabar kena byk lah bro. bayangkan bro. bini dh ada depan mata. tapi x lepas2 lagi kan..uihh..memang kalau ingt lg time tu..terketar2 badan bro. so bro, selamat pengantin baru. bawak2 bersabar lah ye. kalau first nite x menjadi. dh jadi suami ni memang kena byk sabar. dan dah dapat anak nnti better rancang elok2 bro. macam aku ni dua anak dah, dekat2 selang setahun...kesian jgk kt depa. abg x sempat nk bermanja2, dah dapat adik kan. nk buat camna ayah dn mak aktif sgt...haha. pas anak kedua trus wife aku pasang implanon. hope boleh la selang lama skit utk anak ke-3 elok rancang betul2 nnti.. jangan ter-accident mcm aku ni hahaha jaga2 time ni darah manis.. bawak keta baik2. jgn dok sms2 dlm keta nu... |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:34 PM
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why friday? in case your relatives and friends working how?
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Jan 15 2014, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE(Glockers @ Jan 15 2014, 03:10 PM) Masa salam tok kadi kasi henjut tangan dia sebelum dia henjut tangan kau bai... Pas kau henjut tangan semua orang. Balik kau henjut bini kau plak |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE(crazy_labelle @ Jan 15 2014, 04:34 PM) why friday? in case your relatives and friends working how? this Friday Thaipusam bro... Public Holiday |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:36 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 04:32 PM) bro satu lagi. solat sunat syukur 2 rakaat lepas akad bro..rukun nikah kena ingat bro kasi mudah : SISWA S - Suami I = Isteri S = Saksi W = Wali A = Akad Selawat atas nabi, berzanji, azan, iqamah, doa qunut, tu soalan cepu emas lah. Masuk masjid buat solat sunat 2 rakaat dulu. Good luck bro. |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:36 PM
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Doa Qunut takde panjang pendek. Karang mertua suruh masuk MLM
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Jan 15 2014, 04:37 PM
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berapa /k hantaran?
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Jan 15 2014, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(amanda69 @ Jan 15 2014, 04:24 PM) De La Fern go Cameron from Teluk Intan easy or not? i dont have much experience climbing Genting or Cameron... , service terbaik . Sure, tiada ganguan dari Pak Aji ! |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE(jagged @ Jan 15 2014, 04:35 PM) Pas kau henjut tangan semua orang. Balik kau henjut bini kau plak Yeah henjut jangan tak henjut... |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:39 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 04:36 PM) this Friday Thaipusam bro... Public Holiday oh i forgot...so already buy kelapa? |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(Glockers @ Jan 15 2014, 04:38 PM) Yeah henjut jangan tak henjut... Masa nak pancut jangan tarik keluar ni bukan melancap tau |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:41 PM
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QUOTE(nap2617 @ Jan 15 2014, 04:36 PM) solat sunat syukur 2 rakaat lepas akad bro.. 2 rakaat yg aku bgtau tu sholat tahiyatul masjid brohehe lagi bagus lepas tu solat syukur. tapi aku x buat pon..haha |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:44 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 04:41 PM) 2 rakaat yg aku bgtau tu sholat tahiyatul masjid bro boleh ke tak buat? mesti org semua expect kite buat kan solat lepas nikah tu... aku takut samping tetanggal je, hahahaha....hehe lagi bagus lepas tu solat syukur. tapi aku x buat pon..haha |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:44 PM
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go Cameron from Teluk Intan easy or not? i dont have much experience climbing Genting or Cameron...
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Jan 15 2014, 04:46 PM
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beribu2 taniah.
barakallahu lakuma |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 04:44 PM) boleh ke tak buat? mesti org semua expect kite buat kan solat lepas nikah tu... aku takut samping tetanggal je, hahahaha.... eh,...aku teringat balikya aku ada buat..lupa plak sory bro. lama dah kawin... skrunk tgh bincang dgn wife nak kawin satu lagi jek.hahaha This post has been edited by diadokmai: Jan 15 2014, 04:51 PM |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:50 PM
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dah asah didi ke belum?
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Jan 15 2014, 04:53 PM
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kecut pe, kuatkan tenaga batin anda.
mknla kangkung |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:53 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 04:29 PM) hari ke brapa pi honeymoon cameron? klo bini takut jugak mcmne brobetter pi lewat skit. dalam 2 minggu pas kawin, kasi tenaga pulih dulu bro. just sharing experience bro.. mlm pertama x kisah time honeymoon ke tak. boleh try first nite kawin pun ok ..haha aku dulu 3 minggu jugak baru berjaya melepasi pintu..bukan senang2 je sex ni bro. sebab kita make love dgn wife. bukan dengan gro. kalau gro x perlu 3 minggu. 1 saat pun dh bleh tembus. memang waktu mcm tu sabar kena byk lah bro. bayangkan bro. bini dh ada depan mata. tapi x lepas2 lagi kan..uihh..memang kalau ingt lg time tu..terketar2 badan bro. so bro, selamat pengantin baru. bawak2 bersabar lah ye. kalau first nite x menjadi. dh jadi suami ni memang kena byk sabar. dan dah dapat anak nnti better rancang elok2 bro. macam aku ni dua anak dah, dekat2 selang setahun...kesian jgk kt depa. abg x sempat nk bermanja2, dah dapat adik kan. nk buat camna ayah dn mak aktif sgt...haha. pas anak kedua trus wife aku pasang implanon. hope boleh la selang lama skit utk anak ke-3 elok rancang betul2 nnti.. jangan ter-accident mcm aku ni hahaha jaga2 time ni darah manis.. bawak keta baik2. jgn dok sms2 dlm keta nu... |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:56 PM
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QUOTE(mrfuad87 @ Jan 15 2014, 04:53 PM) klo bini takut jugak mcmne bro lepas 3 minggu takut lagi? membe aku 2 bulan baru success.kalau lama sgt elok tanya dr tambi chik bro. dia bleh cdgkan mcm2... gel2 yg sesuai...kalau teruk sgt. memang kena buat pembedahan lah bro kalau girl yg slim xda masalah sgt. yg chubby2 ni yg pintu sempit sgt elok kalau nk kawin atau dh kawin tu.. kasik latihan skit bakal wife / wife bg slim. mudah masa depan. nk buat skill macam2 pun senang bro.haha This post has been edited by diadokmai: Jan 15 2014, 04:57 PM |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:57 PM
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QUOTE(simpul @ Jan 15 2014, 04:04 PM) lafaz taklik tak ada ke bro? Taklik ada but read from paper provided by the imam/wali and in Malay. .Married in Sabah so maybe takde lah suruh baca dlm jawi bagai.. huhu This post has been edited by grumpydrive: Jan 15 2014, 04:58 PM |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 04:56 PM) lepas 3 minggu takut lagi? membe aku 2 bulan baru success. maslahnya bini aku slim pastu kecik orgnye bro hehe..kalau lama sgt elok tanya dr tambi chik bro. dia bleh cdgkan mcm2... gel2 yg sesuai...kalau teruk sgt. memang kena buat pembedahan lah bro kalau girl yg slim xda masalah sgt. yg chubby2 ni yg pintu sempit sgt elok kalau nk kawin atau dh kawin tu.. kasik latihan skit bakal wife / wife bg slim. mudah masa depan. nk buat skill macam2 pun senang bro.haha 1tahun dah mcm tu gak le.. |
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Jan 15 2014, 04:58 PM
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QUOTE(mrfuad87 @ Jan 15 2014, 04:53 PM) klo bini takut jugak mcmne bro aktiviti pemanasan tu kena pandai bro..kalau cukup panas. konpem bini x takut dh.. meliang leuk lgi kot. |
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Jan 15 2014, 05:00 PM
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QUOTE(mrfuad87 @ Jan 15 2014, 04:58 PM) maslahnya bini aku slim pastu kecik orgnye bro hehe.. apasal takut sgt? bro besar sgt ka? haha1tahun dah mcm tu gak le.. x penah success penetration ka? berapa lama pemanasan? |
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Jan 15 2014, 05:02 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 04:56 PM) lepas 3 minggu takut lagi? membe aku 2 bulan baru success. lel.kalau lama sgt elok tanya dr tambi chik bro. dia bleh cdgkan mcm2... gel2 yg sesuai...kalau teruk sgt. memang kena buat pembedahan lah bro kalau girl yg slim xda masalah sgt. yg chubby2 ni yg pintu sempit sgt elok kalau nk kawin atau dh kawin tu.. kasik latihan skit bakal wife / wife bg slim. mudah masa depan. nk buat skill macam2 pun senang bro.haha mcm ade pengalaman cucuk whale je. |
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Jan 15 2014, 05:07 PM
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tahniah ts,
cum muka pengantin... |
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Jan 15 2014, 05:07 PM
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Jan 15 2014, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(grumpydrive @ Jan 15 2014, 04:57 PM) Taklik ada but read from paper provided by the imam/wali and in Malay. bgs la dalam rumi sebab memang ada tok kadi bawak yg dalam jawi sahaja....Married in Sabah so maybe takde lah suruh baca dlm jawi bagai.. huhu terkedu pengantin lelaki nk baca... so tok kadi baca then pengantin lelaki ikut.... mcm abit memalukan pun ada juga that time... so cara yg elok adalah bila nk berjumpa tok kadi baik beritahu tok kadi2 awal yg lafaz taklik bawa la yg rumi hahaha |
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Jan 15 2014, 05:19 PM
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QUOTE(cracksys @ Jan 15 2014, 05:02 PM) lel. wife aku memang chubby pon' - kira dh masuk berlebihan berat kot.mcm ade pengalaman cucuk whale je. dulu seblum kawin aku mana tau sempit ke x. aku x kisah la waktu tu sebab org chubby ni nampak comel xtau plak ada effect dalam seksual life pulak,. nyesal gak la waktu tu aku x bg syarat kurus utk wife aku. haha tp tkpalah skrung ni dh ada dua anak dh. comel2 lagi kurus ka gemuk ka kalau dh bercinta whale pun boleh jadi dolphin bro. |
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Jan 15 2014, 05:22 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 05:19 PM) wife aku memang chubby pon' - kira dh masuk berlebihan berat kot. likedulu seblum kawin aku mana tau sempit ke x. aku x kisah la waktu tu sebab org chubby ni nampak comel xtau plak ada effect dalam seksual life pulak,. nyesal gak la waktu tu aku x bg syarat kurus utk wife aku. haha tp tkpalah skrung ni dh ada dua anak dh. comel2 lagi kurus ka gemuk ka kalau dh bercinta whale pun boleh jadi dolphin bro. |
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Jan 15 2014, 05:26 PM
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Tahniah bang!
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Jan 15 2014, 05:27 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 05:19 PM) wife aku memang chubby pon' - kira dh masuk berlebihan berat kot. lel.dulu seblum kawin aku mana tau sempit ke x. aku x kisah la waktu tu sebab org chubby ni nampak comel xtau plak ada effect dalam seksual life pulak,. nyesal gak la waktu tu aku x bg syarat kurus utk wife aku. haha tp tkpalah skrung ni dh ada dua anak dh. comel2 lagi kurus ka gemuk ka kalau dh bercinta whale pun boleh jadi dolphin bro. we don't really call that love but more toward desperation. |
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Jan 15 2014, 05:28 PM
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congratulations
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Jan 15 2014, 05:38 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 05:00 PM) apasal takut sgt? bro besar sgt ka? haha 1jam jugak bro sampai aku pun tak tau nk buat apa lagi dah hehex penah success penetration ka? berapa lama pemanasan? |
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Jan 15 2014, 05:44 PM
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Goodluck bro kezman !
Semoga dengan berkahwin dpt menstabilkan lagi hidup anda dari segi dunia dan akhirat !! |
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Jan 15 2014, 05:45 PM
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tahniah ts, at least dah kahwin, bagus utk kesihatan. tiap tiap hari ade exercise...
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Jan 15 2014, 05:59 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 05:19 PM) wife aku memang chubby pon' - kira dh masuk berlebihan berat kot. Kau cakap "aku dulu 3 minggu jugak baru berjaya melepasi pintu"dulu seblum kawin aku mana tau sempit ke x. aku x kisah la waktu tu sebab org chubby ni nampak comel xtau plak ada effect dalam seksual life pulak,. nyesal gak la waktu tu aku x bg syarat kurus utk wife aku. haha tp tkpalah skrung ni dh ada dua anak dh. comel2 lagi kurus ka gemuk ka kalau dh bercinta whale pun boleh jadi dolphin bro. Kiranya first night piap piap, tak berjaya la pecahkan dara?  This post has been edited by xpole: Jan 15 2014, 06:05 PM |
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Jan 15 2014, 06:43 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 04:29 PM) hari ke brapa pi honeymoon cameron? Banyak2 nasihat nie jela yang bole pakai, cam aku bape ari je, tu pon mase holiday, orang takde so die nak jerit ke ape ke tak segan, tu sebab bole lepas kot better pi lewat skit. dalam 2 minggu pas kawin, kasi tenaga pulih dulu bro. just sharing experience bro.. mlm pertama x kisah time honeymoon ke tak. boleh try first nite kawin pun ok ..haha aku dulu 3 minggu jugak baru berjaya melepasi pintu..bukan senang2 je sex ni bro. sebab kita make love dgn wife. bukan dengan gro. kalau gro x perlu 3 minggu. 1 saat pun dh bleh tembus. memang waktu mcm tu sabar kena byk lah bro. bayangkan bro. bini dh ada depan mata. tapi x lepas2 lagi kan..uihh..memang kalau ingt lg time tu..terketar2 badan bro. so bro, selamat pengantin baru. bawak2 bersabar lah ye. kalau first nite x menjadi. dh jadi suami ni memang kena byk sabar. dan dah dapat anak nnti better rancang elok2 bro. macam aku ni dua anak dah, dekat2 selang setahun...kesian jgk kt depa. abg x sempat nk bermanja2, dah dapat adik kan. nk buat camna ayah dn mak aktif sgt...haha. pas anak kedua trus wife aku pasang implanon. hope boleh la selang lama skit utk anak ke-3 elok rancang betul2 nnti.. jangan ter-accident mcm aku ni hahaha jaga2 time ni darah manis.. bawak keta baik2. jgn dok sms2 dlm keta nu... warm up kasik lame sikit takpe, kalo pakse gak die merajuk langsung tak dapat, kebil2 je la pandang bini mase tote stimTidur n rehat kasik cukup, not only for piaping tapi schedule hidup ko lain da nanti, sepanjang aku bwak kete before kawen tak penah tertidur, pas kawen nasib tak accident je sebab terlelap letih Yang nikah kan aku bapak mertua gak, kalo bapak mertua ko jenis alim2 boleh jadik cabaran gak, cam bapak mertua aku jenis ok2 je, so die cam nervous2 aku pon nervous2 so tak la teruk sangat kalo mertua nikah kan, lagipon ko da biase ngan diorang tak la takot sangat Anyway, tahniah |
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Jan 15 2014, 06:47 PM
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QUOTE(diadokmai @ Jan 15 2014, 05:19 PM) kurus ka gemuk ka kalau dh bercinta whale pun boleh jadi dolphin bro. Quote of the day  |
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Jan 15 2014, 07:08 PM
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992 posts Joined: Oct 2005 From: Subang Jaya
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QUOTE(ico12 @ Jan 15 2014, 06:47 PM) Quote of the day +11111111111111111111 |
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Jan 15 2014, 10:59 PM
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511 posts Joined: Sep 2012 From: Malaysia
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mana wifu drillz bro?
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Jan 16 2014, 05:53 AM
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QUOTE(xpole @ Jan 15 2014, 05:59 PM) Kau cakap "aku dulu 3 minggu jugak baru berjaya melepasi pintu" haah bro.Kiranya first night piap piap, tak berjaya la pecahkan dara? 3 minggu bru pecah bro. x semua org first nte tu dh pecah bro. blum cuba blum tau. |
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Jan 16 2014, 07:41 AM
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7,318 posts Joined: Nov 2006 From: Pulau Sipadan
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Congrats brah... halal one ... jakim approved.. hahah... jgn lupa pkara sunnah..btw...I mau amik kad nikah arini...loo
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Jan 16 2014, 07:44 AM
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15 posts Joined: May 2013 From: Kebun Menglembu
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Tahniaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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Jan 16 2014, 07:45 AM
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451 posts Joined: Jul 2011 From: Finally... The Rock Has Come Back To Lowyat.Net!!!
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Game Over...
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Jan 16 2014, 08:03 AM
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46 posts Joined: Mar 2011 From: Aurealis
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Welkam to hell
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Jan 16 2014, 08:23 AM
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errr...kawin on thaipusam day?...haha..gud luck with the troll for the rest of yr life..lol
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Jan 16 2014, 08:32 AM
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Selamat ber piap piap
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Jan 16 2014, 12:59 PM
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orang yg penah main kayu tiga je nervous masa nak kawin ni...
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Jan 16 2014, 01:08 PM
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107 posts Joined: Jun 2013 From: kl.klang.
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 03:58 PM) i'm nervous ni, for the akad nikah... any tips guys? huhuhuhuhu kau cari kadi yang tua2 suka membebelkonpem dia khutbah nikah kau sejam trus hilang nervous gone through it |
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Jan 16 2014, 01:19 PM
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643 posts Joined: Dec 2006 From: In your Heart 
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Me already 1 month kawin..- and i tell u guys, rugi o kawin lambat
everyday best wo |
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Jan 19 2014, 06:17 PM
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992 posts Joined: Oct 2005 From: Subang Jaya
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Kawin already... Haha
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Jan 19 2014, 06:20 PM
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2,972 posts Joined: Jul 2006 From: OSINT
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 19 2014, 06:17 PM) Kawin already... Haha kad bila nak sampai ni?~ |
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Jan 19 2014, 06:20 PM
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485 posts Joined: Jan 2009
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so how was the piap?
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Jan 19 2014, 06:24 PM
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3,129 posts Joined: Jun 2011 From: Melaka/Kuching
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Best ke?
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Jan 19 2014, 06:24 PM
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867 posts Joined: Apr 2010 From: Buddha Hand
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no need go out char borgh lor..good
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Jan 20 2014, 12:01 AM
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drillz of malam pertama plz
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Jan 20 2014, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE(ico12 @ Jan 20 2014, 12:01 AM) drillz of malam pertama plz |
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Jan 20 2014, 12:25 AM
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28 posts Joined: Apr 2007
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Tahniah kepada TS!
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Jan 20 2014, 12:53 AM
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172 posts Joined: Feb 2012 From: Georgopol
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xsgka aku baca tered ni dr page first smpai la sni.. lol
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Jan 20 2014, 02:23 AM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 02:51 PM) getting married this friday.... nervous gile ts is leong ? lol |
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Jan 31 2014, 07:58 PM
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992 posts Joined: Oct 2005 From: Subang Jaya
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pecah dara mmg susah.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Jan 31 2014, 07:58 PM
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161 posts Joined: Jan 2010 From: Klang
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 31 2014, 07:58 PM) pecah dara mmg susah.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Dah pecah ke? |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 31 2014, 07:58 PM) pecah dara mmg susah.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Sebab tu la orang cakap practice dulu bro.Nanti pro sikit. Berapa minit 1st round? |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:06 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 31 2014, 07:58 PM) pecah dara mmg susah.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sedap ke bro? |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:09 PM
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172 posts Joined: Feb 2012 From: Georgopol
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 31 2014, 07:58 PM) pecah dara mmg susah.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz maghrib2 pun main. kuat betul bro |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:13 PM
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Jan 31 2014, 08:21 PM
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QUOTE(apisfires @ Jan 31 2014, 08:06 PM) sedap ke bro? tak tembus lg, hahaha... slow2.... |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:24 PM
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168 posts Joined: Sep 2012
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wat? cant find lobang?
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Jan 31 2014, 08:26 PM
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277 posts Joined: Jul 2009 From: Kuala Lumpur
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 31 2014, 07:58 PM) pecah dara mmg susah.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:26 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 31 2014, 08:21 PM) tak tembus lg, hahaha... slow2.... omaigad...  i ingat kawin terus boleh cucuk macam tu aja adoi... |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:27 PM
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172 posts Joined: Feb 2012 From: Georgopol
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QUOTE(apisfires @ Jan 31 2014, 08:26 PM) omaigad... lol.. plug n play i ingat kawin terus boleh cucuk macam tu aja adoi... |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:28 PM
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QUOTE(wan.ridzuan @ Jan 31 2014, 08:27 PM) lol.. plug n play normal lah brader, see porn like that easy to cucuk one  |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:29 PM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 31 2014, 08:21 PM) tak tembus lg, hahaha... slow2.... Pornstar relax je pecah dara, nangis kejap je. |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:30 PM
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134 posts Joined: May 2012 From: Kluang, Johor
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QUOTE(theboys @ Jan 31 2014, 08:29 PM) Pornstar relax je pecah dara, nangis kejap je. >pornstar>virgin i dont believe it |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:31 PM
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QUOTE(SoZa @ Jan 31 2014, 08:30 PM) >pornstar Fresh pornstar. I can see blood when the guy want to break the virgin >virgin i dont believe it |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:31 PM
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45 posts Joined: Jul 2013 From: My Mum's Kitchen
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QUOTE(nap2617 @ Jan 15 2014, 03:44 PM) bkn taklik je bai..kadi suruh ko baca ayat2 dgn mikrofon full volume kasi satu kampung dengar.. kito kaseh bakor je dier tuekalo x betol siap ler.. p/s: bwk duit hantaran tu, karang ada memandai nak tgk ada x..aku dah nyaris kena, nasib baik bwk mock cheque aritu..hahaha  |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:32 PM
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QUOTE(theboys @ Jan 31 2014, 08:31 PM) Fresh pornstar. I can see blood when the guy want to break the virgin bang, semen pun mereka boleh buat bancuhan ini darah dara? |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:32 PM
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124 posts Joined: Jan 2013 From: Kuala Lumpur
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remember to invite all LY garage forumers haha congrets ! happy 1st night today
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Jan 31 2014, 08:34 PM
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161 posts Joined: Apr 2012 From: Pahang【KL】<=>Selangor【PC】
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 15 2014, 02:51 PM) getting married this friday.... nervous gile no invite ayam? |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:34 PM
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172 posts Joined: Feb 2012 From: Georgopol
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QUOTE(apisfires @ Jan 31 2014, 08:32 PM) bang, semen pun mereka boleh buat bancuhan ini darah dara? sila torrent defloration AV |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:35 PM
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QUOTE(apisfires @ Jan 31 2014, 08:32 PM) bang, semen pun mereka boleh buat bancuhan ini darah dara? Abam apis, perempuan tu siap nangis lagi. |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:35 PM
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QUOTE(wan.ridzuan @ Jan 31 2014, 08:34 PM) sila torrent defloration AV alamak bang aku tak main torrent lah, prefer direct download |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:36 PM
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172 posts Joined: Feb 2012 From: Georgopol
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QUOTE(apisfires @ Jan 31 2014, 08:35 PM) alamak bang aku tak main torrent lah, prefer direct download ada jugak. russian mia.. |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:37 PM
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QUOTE(theboys @ Jan 31 2014, 08:35 PM) Abam apis, perempuan tu siap nangis lagi. ohh.. i watch this kind of JAV too long time ago... but i think this is fake |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:37 PM
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QUOTE(wan.ridzuan @ Jan 31 2014, 08:36 PM) ada jugak. russian mia.. will google later |
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Jan 31 2014, 08:41 PM
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169 posts Joined: Nov 2010 From: Black Dragon River
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Doggy style senang pecah dara bai....cuba try
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Jan 31 2014, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE(theboys @ Jan 31 2014, 08:35 PM) Abam apis, perempuan tu siap nangis lagi. 1st rule of the internet, dont trust the internet |
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Jan 31 2014, 11:17 PM
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1,022 posts Joined: Jul 2005 From: Neverland
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Make sure live a happy marriage life. Dont abortion the kid, dont buang anak, dont abuse anak, dont divorce, dont marry another one more, dont fight everyday. Make sure follow all this rules and accept it as a fact of life before u marry.
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Feb 1 2014, 11:51 AM
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QUOTE(kezman @ Jan 19 2014, 06:17 PM) Kawin already... Haha congratz!This post has been edited by pokchik: Feb 1 2014, 11:53 AM |
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