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post Nov 11 2013, 11:10 AM, updated 13y ago

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Morning guys, pagi sebelum karja ammo macam biasa sarapan pagi di McDonald dekatan office. Tengah tunggu giliran beli burger tiba saja ada suara belakang bunyi.

Gf dulu : Ahemmm ahemm..

Ammo : (pandang belakang) ohmy.gif intan...camner engkau boleh tiba sini?

Gf dulu : sad.gif emak sakit pula jadi balik untuk lawat la. engkau pe kabar ammo?

Ammo : Kabar baik, berapa hari minta cuti ni?Muka nampak pucat saje, ok ka ?

Gf dulu : Biasa la drive dari kalantan rehat belum terus saja jaga emak, muntah jalan tak boleh.

Ammo : Oh, sorry to hear that. Intan, ammo kena edar dulu ni, sudah time karja, nanti ta pesal kana pacat. sweat.gif

Gf dulu : Ok ammo, ada intan number lagi kan? harap malam call la ajak keluar ada jugak orang teman minum teh, intan sedih.

Ammo : Ok, no problem, jumpa malam ini ya, jangan sedih, hidup teruskan.



Ammo pon edar untuk ke office dekatan McDonald. Hati rasa kasian sangat ni sama intan, so memang tak apa lah, walau sekali pon penat, teman saja rasa. Cuma otak tak henti fikir untuk ajak dia hotel doh.gif . Dia memang cantik dan goda sangat.

So guise, adakah ajak hotel atau teman untuk teh saja?

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:12 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:13 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:14 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:15 AM

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teman dia gi lawat emak dia dulu

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:15 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:15 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:16 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:16 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:16 AM

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QUOTE(nefashu @ Nov 11 2013, 02:12 PM)
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post Nov 11 2013, 11:16 AM

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kau nak ajak dia gi hotel dah kenapa? didi dah didih? kau nak auk auk sama dia ka?
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haiz.....ajak minum teh dulu...kalo oke....baru ajak hotel!
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post Nov 11 2013, 11:17 AM

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jilaka ammo orang hati didih amma sakit dia lagi mau ajak corncake.
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post Nov 11 2013, 11:17 AM

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Is Intan the girl that you brought to the cinema and <you know what happens next.> ?
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post Nov 11 2013, 11:18 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:18 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:19 AM

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makan mcdonald then hotel .. thats the procedure
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post Nov 11 2013, 11:20 AM

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QUOTE(EternalC @ Nov 11 2013, 11:15 AM)
teman dia gi lawat emak dia dulu

pastu ajak kawen
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Shes indeed lonely and needs rejuvenation.... So hotel is the best choice... 5 star hotel pls e.g mandarin oriental, JW marriot
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intan is the one you went to movie with?
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QUOTE(AmmoShaf @ Nov 11 2013, 12:10 PM)
Morning guys, pagi sebelum karja ammo macam biasa sarapan pagi di McDonald dekatan office. Tengah tunggu giliran beli burger tiba saja ada suara belakang bunyi.

Gf dulu : Ahemmm ahemm..

Ammo : (pandang belakang)  ohmy.gif  intan...camner engkau boleh tiba sini?

Gf dulu :  sad.gif  emak sakit pula jadi balik untuk lawat la. engkau pe kabar ammo?

Ammo : Kabar baik, berapa hari minta cuti ni?Muka nampak pucat saje, ok ka ?

Gf dulu : Biasa la drive dari kalantan rehat belum terus saja jaga emak, muntah jalan tak boleh.

Ammo : Oh, sorry to hear that. Intan, ammo kena edar dulu ni, sudah time karja, nanti ta pesal kana pacatsweat.gif

Gf dulu : Ok ammo, ada intan number lagi kan? harap malam call la ajak keluar ada jugak orang teman minum teh, intan sedih.

Ammo : Ok, no problem, jumpa malam ini ya, jangan sedih, hidup teruskan.
Ammo pon edar untuk ke office dekatan McDonald. Hati rasa kasian sangat ni sama intan, so memang tak apa lah, walau sekali pon penat, teman saja rasa. Cuma  otak tak henti fikir untuk ajak dia hotel  doh.gif . Dia memang cantik dan goda sangat.

So guise, adakah ajak hotel atau teman untuk teh saja?
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post Nov 11 2013, 11:22 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:22 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:27 AM

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QUOTE(ryanliew87 @ Nov 11 2013, 11:20 AM)
Shes indeed lonely and needs rejuvenation.... So hotel is the best choice... 5 star hotel pls e.g mandarin oriental, JW marriot
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tapi bukan mahal ka bang kalau hotel tu? budget adalah RM300 saja sweat.gif
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post Nov 11 2013, 11:30 AM

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post Nov 11 2013, 11:33 AM

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QUOTE(fuhdenden @ Nov 11 2013, 11:31 AM)
ajak pergi tgok movie than vera again
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kalau cakap pesal benda lain boleh tak. letih kana hina la
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Kalo TERSEPAK gf dulu lagi best
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QUOTE(AmmoShaf @ Nov 11 2013, 11:33 AM)
kalau cakap pesal benda lain boleh tak. letih kana hina la
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mana ada hina.. its your crown, like me, pipu like u that way, u just being urself, unique.. without ur vera story this forum kindda boring yo..

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QUOTE(AmmoShaf @ Nov 11 2013, 11:27 AM)
tapi bukan mahal ka bang kalau hotel tu? budget adalah RM300 saja  sweat.gif
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tgk dia punya amma..teman dia minum lg..dgr cerita sedih dia sampy kasi lentok bahu..usap2 kepala dia..then hantr dia blk..mak dia sudah ok, kasi baik blk dgn dia..n kawen..br ajak hotel..sekian.. biggrin.gif
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lalu ammo ajak intan pegi minum teh...
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post Nov 11 2013, 11:44 AM

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Ajak dia ammoshaf sekali.
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post Nov 11 2013, 11:50 AM

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Ammo org indon ke? Bahasa pelik semacam.
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Minum "teh"
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post Nov 11 2013, 11:54 AM

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hai ammo. aku rindu kau.
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minum "teh" ?

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ammo kan , kau tak boleh berlaku intan begitu..
kasihan lah intan ibu .
aku suggestation kau pergilah berminum teh sama intan selepas itu engkau lewati lah intan ibu itu smile.gif
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takmo la time main nanti ko terberak lak..
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QUOTE(msn83235502 @ Nov 11 2013, 12:35 PM)
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hari itu ada ammo kasi suda. uii gila kalau dekat rumah dia kantoi bimbang la.  sweat.gif
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Islamic enforcement officers from the Department of Islamic Development Malaysia (Jakim) may soon carry firearms if a proposal for them to be armed is approved, according to a report today.

Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Datuk Seri Jamil Khir Baharom (pic) said the move was in light of the recent murder of a religious officer in Kuantan.

"This is among the measures being considered to ensure the safety of the officers," said Jamil, as quoted by the Star Online.

Acknowledging that equipping them with firearms may not be the best solution, Jamil said priority must be given to the safety of officers.

As part of the measure, Jamil said Jakim is also considering regular police patrols at its officers' home to assure them of their safety.

On November 10, Pahang Islamic Religious Department chief Ahmad Raffli Abdul Malek was shot dead at his house in Indera Mahkota 2, Kuantan.

Raffli, 49, was shot dead at point blank range by a man described as wearing a kopiah (skullcap), and whose photofit was released by the police today.

Pahang police chief Datuk Sharifudin Ab Ghani said the photofit was of the first suspect who entered the compound of the victim's house before greeting Raffli.

"The suspect was believed to be attired in black and wore a skull cap, had brown skin with white hair and moustache, a beard, muscular body, fine eyebrows, medium nose and thin lips," he told reporters today, adding that the photofit was 70% accurate.

A sect called Tuhan Harun (Harun the god) is believed to be behind the killing.

Jamil said these groups were hard to contain as they operate under the radar. - November 12, 2013.


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QUOTE(AmmoShaf @ Nov 11 2013, 11:10 AM)
Morning guys, pagi sebelum karja ammo macam biasa sarapan pagi di McDonald dekatan office. Tengah tunggu giliran beli burger tiba saja ada suara belakang bunyi.

Gf dulu : Ahemmm ahemm..

Ammo : (pandang belakang)  ohmy.gif  intan...camner engkau boleh tiba sini?

Gf dulu :  sad.gif  emak sakit pula jadi balik untuk lawat la. engkau pe kabar ammo?

Ammo : Kabar baik, berapa hari minta cuti ni?Muka nampak pucat saje, ok ka ?

Gf dulu : Biasa la drive dari kalantan rehat belum terus saja jaga emak, muntah jalan tak boleh.

Ammo : Oh, sorry to hear that. Intan, ammo kena edar dulu ni, sudah time karja, nanti ta pesal kana pacat.  sweat.gif

Gf dulu : Ok ammo, ada intan number lagi kan? harap malam call la ajak keluar ada jugak orang teman minum teh, intan sedih.

Ammo : Ok, no problem, jumpa malam ini ya, jangan sedih, hidup teruskan.
Ammo pon edar untuk ke office dekatan McDonald. Hati rasa kasian sangat ni sama intan, so memang tak apa lah, walau sekali pon penat, teman saja rasa. Cuma  otak tak henti fikir untuk ajak dia hotel  doh.gif . Dia memang cantik dan goda sangat.

So guise, adakah ajak hotel atau teman untuk teh saja?
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QUOTE(AmmoShaf @ Nov 11 2013, 11:10 AM)
Morning guys, pagi sebelum karja ammo macam biasa sarapan pagi di McDonald dekatan office. Tengah tunggu giliran beli burger tiba saja ada suara belakang bunyi.

Gf dulu : Ahemmm ahemm..

Ammo : (pandang belakang)  ohmy.gif  intan...camner engkau boleh tiba sini?

Gf dulu :  sad.gif  emak sakit pula jadi balik untuk lawat la. engkau pe kabar ammo?

Ammo : Kabar baik, berapa hari minta cuti ni?Muka nampak pucat saje, ok ka ?

Gf dulu : Biasa la drive dari kalantan rehat belum terus saja jaga emak, muntah jalan tak boleh.

Ammo : Oh, sorry to hear that. Intan, ammo kena edar dulu ni, sudah time karja, nanti ta pesal kana pacat.  sweat.gif

Gf dulu : Ok ammo, ada intan number lagi kan? harap malam call la ajak keluar ada jugak orang teman minum teh, intan sedih.

Ammo : Ok, no problem, jumpa malam ini ya, jangan sedih, hidup teruskan.
Ammo pon edar untuk ke office dekatan McDonald. Hati rasa kasian sangat ni sama intan, so memang tak apa lah, walau sekali pon penat, teman saja rasa. Cuma  otak tak henti fikir untuk ajak dia hotel  doh.gif . Dia memang cantik dan goda sangat.

So guise, adakah ajak hotel atau teman untuk teh saja?
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QUOTE(AmmoShaf @ Nov 11 2013, 11:10 AM)
Morning guys, pagi sebelum karja ammo macam biasa sarapan pagi di McDonald dekatan office. Tengah tunggu giliran beli burger tiba saja ada suara belakang bunyi.

Gf dulu : Ahemmm ahemm..

Ammo : (pandang belakang)  :omg:  intan...camner engkau boleh tiba sini?

Gf dulu :  sad.gif  emak sakit pula jadi balik untuk lawat la. engkau pe kabar ammo?

Ammo : Kabar baik, berapa hari minta cuti ni?Muka nampak pucat saje, ok ka ?

Gf dulu : Biasa la drive dari kalantan rehat belum terus saja jaga emak, muntah jalan tak boleh.

Ammo : Oh, sorry to hear that. Intan, ammo kena edar dulu ni, sudah time karja, nanti ta pesal kana pacat.  sweat.gif

Gf dulu : Ok ammo, ada intan number lagi kan? harap malam call la ajak keluar ada jugak orang teman minum teh, intan sedih.

Ammo : Ok, no problem, jumpa malam ini ya, jangan sedih, hidup teruskan.
Ammo pon edar untuk ke office dekatan McDonald. Hati rasa kasian sangat ni sama intan, so memang tak apa lah, walau sekali pon penat, teman saja rasa. Cuma  otak tak henti fikir untuk ajak dia hotel  doh.gif . Dia memang cantik dan goda sangat.

So guise, adakah ajak hotel atau teman untuk teh saja?
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intan ni gf ammo yang berada dalam panggung wayang semasa kejadian ammoshaf itu kah?

damn didn't realise it's necro thread. ban anyone who necro thread

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necro ke ni? btw ammo should compile all his post and publish a book lel. 10/10 gonna buy
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thread necro-ed for no reason
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QUOTE(gastacopz @ May 23 2017, 01:24 AM)
Ko necro pehal
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ni mesti kes gersang cari gambar amoi sejak hnggghhh tered dah takde

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dia bagi signal, ikut je la
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Ajak piap
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Nanti tgh piap piap intan pulak muntah tak bleh jalan
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QUOTE(fd_totti @ Nov 11 2013, 11:13 AM)
Ajak IntanAmmoshaft pergi belajar Bahasa Malaysia dulu...
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QUOTE(nasiputih @ May 23 2017, 01:22 AM)
sin chan kata, bancuh teh, kat bilik hotel
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apa punya rajin korek tered ammo balik
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fuh double necro. ok see ya gain in few years!
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intan is girl or shemale?
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hai ammo.intan sini.ammo pakabar ya?
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minum teh then help her to release stress in the hotel

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QUOTE(PootieTang_85 @ Nov 11 2013, 11:13 AM)
minum teh
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i tot got new tered

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QUOTE(AmmoShaf @ Nov 11 2013, 11:10 AM)
Morning guys, pagi sebelum karja ammo macam biasa sarapan pagi di McDonald dekatan office. Tengah tunggu giliran beli burger tiba saja ada suara belakang bunyi.

Gf dulu : Ahemmm ahemm..

Ammo : (pandang belakang)  :omg:  intan...camner engkau boleh tiba sini?

Gf dulu :  sad.gif  emak sakit pula jadi balik untuk lawat la. engkau pe kabar ammo?

Ammo : Kabar baik, berapa hari minta cuti ni?Muka nampak pucat saje, ok ka ?

Gf dulu : Biasa la drive dari kalantan rehat belum terus saja jaga emak, muntah jalan tak boleh.

Ammo : Oh, sorry to hear that. Intan, ammo kena edar dulu ni, sudah time karja, nanti ta pesal kana pacat.  sweat.gif

Gf dulu : Ok ammo, ada intan number lagi kan? harap malam call la ajak keluar ada jugak orang teman minum teh, intan sedih.

Ammo : Ok, no problem, jumpa malam ini ya, jangan sedih, hidup teruskan.
Ammo pon edar untuk ke office dekatan McDonald. Hati rasa kasian sangat ni sama intan, so memang tak apa lah, walau sekali pon penat, teman saja rasa. Cuma  otak tak henti fikir untuk ajak dia hotel  doh.gif . Dia memang cantik dan goda sangat.

So guise, adakah ajak hotel atau teman untuk teh saja?
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nasib baik intan tak tanya pasal berak
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Apabila sampaj ke ofis hero kita ammoshaf pun whatsapp intan...

"Smekum...Intan kat mana dah sampai rumah ?

Intan membalas "a'kum salam bang shaf, a'ah baru sampai...thanks, knp bang ? Rindu ke tongue.gif ?"

"Ye la...kalo x knp abg whatsapp ko ? Intan skang stay sorang ke ?

"Yupz , boleh kira camtu la, intan sewa rumah dengan sepupu" jawab Intan"

Ammoshaf tengah merancang permainan dia dan dia cuba test line clear ke tak

"Intan skang ada bf tak ? Takut tak manis pulak kalo bf intan tau abg cari intan"

"Cuba abg teka tongue.gif ? " intan mencabar hero kita

"Ada kut, intan cantik, manis....mesti ada kan ?" Jawab ammoshaf

Intan berkata "Haha..x ada la...intan x ada orang nak sad.gif"

"Betulke ? Abg x percaya lah...intan mesti banyak peminat kan" hero kita test lagi

"Betul lah x de orang nak...abg nak intan ke ? Intan bertanya

Dalam hati ammoshaf dia fikir...ini kalilah....memori silam kembali bermain di dalam fikirannya...salah satu kesalannya dalam hidup adalah tidak sempat 'menebuk' si intan itu

"Intan kata nak pergi minum kan ? Kita pergi tengok movie ok tak ? Abg nak tengok cerita alien tu"

"Mcm seram lah...intan takot" jawab intan

Ammo shaf reply dia "ape nak takut , abg shaf kan ada, i beli 2 tiket ye jumpa pukul 7 nanti kita gi makan dulu"

"Tanak le bang...intan takut" cakap intan dengan manja

"Ok la set ya...jumpa nanti"

Sambung selepas lunch...

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"teman minum teh, intan sedih"

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nak dekat bulan posa mesti this tahiman tered appear.

why la...
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QUOTE(vendetta87 @ May 23 2017, 12:22 PM)
Apabila sampaj ke ofis hero kita ammoshaf pun whatsapp intan...

"Smekum...Intan kat mana dah sampai rumah ?

Intan membalas "a'kum salam bang shaf, a'ah baru sampai...thanks, knp bang ? Rindu ke tongue.gif ?"

"Ye la...kalo x knp abg whatsapp ko ? Intan skang stay sorang  ke ? 

"Yupz , boleh kira camtu la, intan sewa rumah dengan sepupu" jawab Intan"

Ammoshaf tengah merancang permainan dia dan dia cuba test line clear ke tak

"Intan skang ada bf tak ? Takut tak manis pulak kalo bf intan tau abg cari intan"

"Cuba abg teka tongue.gif ? " intan mencabar hero kita

"Ada kut, intan cantik, manis....mesti ada kan ?" Jawab ammoshaf

Intan berkata "Haha..x ada la...intan x ada orang nak sad.gif"

"Betulke ? Abg x percaya lah...intan mesti banyak peminat kan" hero kita test lagi

"Betul lah x de orang nak...abg nak intan ke ? Intan bertanya

Dalam hati ammoshaf dia fikir...ini kalilah....memori silam kembali bermain di dalam fikirannya...salah satu kesalannya dalam hidup adalah tidak sempat 'menebuk' si intan itu

"Intan kata nak pergi minum kan ? Kita pergi tengok movie ok tak ? Abg nak tengok cerita alien tu"

"Mcm seram lah...intan takot" jawab intan

Ammo shaf reply dia "ape nak takut , abg shaf kan ada, i beli 2 tiket ye jumpa pukul 7 nanti kita gi makan dulu"

"Tanak le bang...intan takut" cakap intan dengan manja

"Ok la set ya...jumpa nanti"

Sambung selepas lunch...
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Sambung cepat please
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QUOTE(aziratul @ May 23 2017, 01:13 PM)
Sambung cepat please
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Hati ammoshaf berdebar debar....tidak sabar untuk temu janjinya itu...tepat jam menunjuk 5 petang dia meluru pintu pejabat dan seterusnya ke parking untuk mengambil keretanya...

Sesampai ke rumah, dia bergegas mandi dan pakai shirt kegemaran dia letak perfume dan sikat rambutnya...

Lepas dah bersedia dia pun mengambik s7 edge dia dan menaip dalam whats app

"Intan...dah ready belum ? Abg datang skang ye ? Hantar location boleh ?"

Intan reply "I lepas mandi...tgh mekap...datanglah" dan lepas dia reply dia hantar location kepada ammoshaf.

Tanpa berlengah hero kita pandu ke rumah si intan, dari shah alam ke puchong perdana hanya mengambil masa 30 minit.

Selepas sampai di depan rumah intan ammoshaf pun call intan...intan suruh dia tunggu sekejap...jantung ammoshaf berdegup dengan kencang and darahnya menuju ke arah anunya menyebabkan anunya berkembang menjadi keras dan berdenyut denyut...

Selepas 5 minit intan pun keluar...intan memakai jersi barcelona yang menghighlightkan buah dada berukuran cup c yang sembul dan jeans sendat menunjukkan punggungnya yang berbentuk 'love' dan juga tudung mini berwarna ungu stail shila amzah...intan juga memakai mekap yang 'light' sahaja, wajah yang cantik dan kulit yang cerah membawa sedikit pink itu memang tidak memerlukan mekap yang banyak

Si ammoshaf tidak dapat menggerakkan matanya daripada intan

"Bang shaf tengok apa ? Tak pernah tengok intan ke ?" Tanya intan

"Lama x nampak intan macam sudah lebih cantik la" jawab ammoshaf

Lebih kurang 8-9 tahun mereka tidak berjumpa, mereka berpisah kerana ammoshaf pergi belajar di luar negara, pada mulanya mereka berhubungan melalui yahoo messenger, lama kelamaan hububgan mereka semakin menawar kerana mereka masing masing busy dengan kehidupan mereka dan intan telah berkenalan dengan seorang jejaka semala belajar di universiti. Memang pilu dan sedih ammoshaf maaa intan hendak berpisah dengannya....

Selepas berpisah mereka tidak berhubungan lagi...sampai hari ini...ini kemungkinan jodoh mereka masih belum habis...

Sesampai ke warung makan, ammoshaf order sup torpedo, telur dadar dan juga nasi kosong manakala intan order nasi goreng kampung. Maklumlah ammoshaf memang berhasrat nak beraksi malam tu....selepas makan mereka pergi ke sunway pyramid untuk menonton alien :covenant. Memang strategi hero kita memilih untuk menonton filem yang seram

Intan mencadangkan untuk membeli popcorn dan air coke dan ammoshaf pun pergilah beli popcorn besar dan 2 air coke. Lepas tu mereka pun masuk ke pawagam. Tempat yang dibeli itu couple seat.

Intan bertanya "kenapa bang beli couple seat ?"

"Seat biasa habislah...tengok banyak orang tu..x pe lah sama jer la" itulah alasan yang diberi oleh ammoshaf.

Selepas 10 minit, iklan pun habis dan filem itu pun start

"Intan sejuk tak ? Boleh pegang tangan abang , bagi panaskan" hero kita memulakan langkah pertama dalam pelannya untuk 'menakluk' si intan itu....

Sambung selepas meeting


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QUOTE(vendetta87 @ May 23 2017, 03:03 PM)
Hati ammoshaf berdebar debar....tidak sabar untuk temu janjinya itu...tepat jam menunjuk 5 petang dia meluru pintu pejabat dan seterusnya ke parking untuk mengambil keretanya...

Sesampai ke rumah, dia bergegas mandi dan pakai shirt kegemaran dia letak perfume dan sikat rambutnya...

Lepas dah bersedia dia pun mengambik s7 edge dia dan menaip dalam whats app

"Intan...dah ready belum ? Abg datang skang ye ? Hantar location boleh ?"

Intan reply "I lepas mandi...tgh mekap...datanglah" dan lepas dia reply dia hantar location kepada ammoshaf.

Tanpa berlengah hero kita pandu ke rumah si intan, dari shah alam ke puchong perdana hanya mengambil masa 30 minit.

Selepas sampai di depan rumah intan ammoshaf pun call intan...intan suruh dia tunggu sekejap...jantung ammoshaf berdegup dengan kencang and darahnya menuju ke arah anunya menyebabkan anunya berkembang menjadi keras dan berdenyut denyut...

Selepas 5 minit intan pun keluar...intan memakai jersi barcelona yang menghighlightkan buah dada berukuran cup c yang sembul dan jeans sendat menunjukkan punggungnya yang berbentuk 'love' dan juga tudung mini berwarna ungu stail shila amzah...intan juga memakai mekap yang 'light' sahaja, wajah yang cantik dan kulit yang cerah membawa sedikit pink itu memang tidak memerlukan mekap yang banyak

Si ammoshaf tidak dapat menggerakkan matanya daripada intan

"Bang shaf tengok apa ? Tak pernah tengok intan ke ?" Tanya intan

"Lama x nampak intan macam sudah lebih cantik la" jawab ammoshaf

Lebih kurang 8-9 tahun mereka tidak berjumpa, mereka berpisah kerana ammoshaf pergi belajar di luar negara, pada mulanya mereka berhubungan melalui yahoo messenger, lama kelamaan hububgan mereka semakin menawar kerana mereka masing masing busy dengan kehidupan mereka dan intan telah berkenalan dengan seorang jejaka semala belajar di universiti. Memang pilu dan sedih ammoshaf maaa intan hendak berpisah dengannya....

Selepas berpisah mereka tidak berhubungan lagi...sampai hari ini...ini kemungkinan jodoh mereka masih belum habis...

Sesampai ke warung makan, ammoshaf order sup torpedo, telur dadar dan juga nasi kosong manakala intan order nasi goreng kampung. Maklumlah ammoshaf memang berhasrat nak beraksi malam tu....selepas makan mereka pergi ke sunway pyramid untuk menonton alien :covenant. Memang strategi hero kita memilih untuk menonton filem yang seram

Intan mencadangkan untuk membeli popcorn dan air coke dan ammoshaf pun pergilah beli popcorn besar dan 2 air coke. Lepas tu mereka pun masuk ke pawagam. Tempat yang dibeli itu couple seat.

Intan bertanya "kenapa bang beli couple seat ?"

"Seat biasa habislah...tengok banyak orang tu..x pe lah sama jer la" itulah alasan yang diberi oleh ammoshaf.

Selepas 10 minit, iklan pun habis dan filem itu pun start

"Intan sejuk tak ? Boleh pegang tangan abang , bagi panaskan" hero kita memulakan langkah pertama dalam pelannya untuk 'menakluk' si intan itu....

Sambung selepas meeting
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QUOTE(JokerNymous @ May 23 2017, 02:13 PM)
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Sambungang

"Intan ok lagi..." jawab intan

Hero kita sabar menunggu masa sahaja

"Ahhhhhhhh" jerit intan apabila alien itu melompat keluar dan intan memeluk ammoshaf secara mengejut !

"Woo..woo...intan takut lah...intan nak balik...tanak tengok dah" intan bercakap sambil menyandarkan kepalanya ke dada ammoshaf yang tegap. Dengan serta merta hero kita pun meletakkan tangannya ke atas bahu intan , bau perfume intan harum mekar...menambahkan keghairahannya !

"Intan taku bang apa yang akan berlaku...intan tak larat lagi...mak intan sakit tenat...intan takut mak akan pergi...intan tinggal seorang saja..ayah intan telah meninggal 2 tahun yang lalu...kerja intan pun tidak lancar selalu kena buli di ofis" tidak tahan lagi intan meluahkan perasaan yang terpendam di dalam dirinya

"Jangan takut intan..abang kan ada...meh pegang tangan abang" saat itu seakan kembali kepada masa dahulu pada malam terakhir ammoshaf berjumpa dengan intan sebelum berangkat untuk belajar di luar negara.

Ammoshaf bertanya "Intan ingat tak masa dulu sebelum abang pergi uk dulu ? Malam terakhir kita berpelukan macam ini juga, kalau tuhan izinkan , abang nak kembali ke masa dulu dan tinggal di sini untuk menjaga intan"

"Maafkan intan abang...kerana intan tidak menunggu abang...intan menyesal" kata intan

"Everything will be alright, dont worry" jawab hero kita dalam bahasa inggeris

Dada intan yang mekar menekan perut ammoshaf....tangan kiri intan sekarang bersilang jari dengan tangan kanan ammoshaf...anu ammoshaf semakin tegang....kepala besarnya makin berkurangan darah menyebabkan fikirannya tidak jelas dan dikawal sepenuhnya oleh nafsu...

Mata mereka bertentangan dan tiba tiba bibir mereka menyentuh....ammoshaf mengulum lidah intan dengan rakus...lidah mereka seakan berlawan gusti....tangan kiri ammoshaf bergerak dari bahu intan kepada perutnya...ammoshaf menyepit love handle intan...
Sebelah atas tangan kirinya menyentuh bahagian bawah buah dada intan....apabila tiada tentangan daripada intan..hero kita pun mula mengusap buah dada bercup d itu....

Sambung lepas jumpa customer
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bila xde hngghhhh section, tered 2013 pon jadi
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QUOTE(nonsensezzz @ May 23 2017, 03:13 PM)
bila xde hngghhhh section, tered 2013 pon jadi
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muahahahahahha ini jibai
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QUOTE(nasiputih @ May 23 2017, 01:22 AM)
sin chan kata, bancuh teh, kat bilik hotel
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QUOTE(JokerNymous @ May 23 2017, 04:41 PM)
continue the story pls
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Tetiba....lampu terbuka...dan jais datang serbu....
Hero kita kena tangkap basah....dan dibawah balik ke pejabat jais....

Tidak lama kemudian mereka pun berkahwin...and they live happily forever...

Takut kena ban...mau real ending pm me
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QUOTE(vendetta87 @ May 23 2017, 02:03 PM)
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Selepas 5 minit intan pun keluar...intan memakai jersi barcelona yang menghighlightkan buah dada berukuran cup c yang sembul dan jeans sendat menunjukkan punggungnya yang berbentuk 'love' dan juga tudung mini berwarna ungu stail shila amzah...intan juga memakai mekap yang 'light' sahaja, wajah yang cantik dan kulit yang cerah membawa sedikit pink itu memang tidak memerlukan mekap yang banyak

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QUOTE(vendetta87 @ May 23 2017, 03:03 PM)

Mata mereka bertentangan dan tiba tiba bibir mereka menyentuh....ammoshaf mengulum lidah intan dengan rakus...lidah mereka seakan berlawan gusti....tangan kiri ammoshaf bergerak dari bahu intan kepada perutnya...ammoshaf menyepit love handle intan...
Sebelah atas tangan kirinya menyentuh bahagian bawah buah dada intan....apabila tiada tentangan daripada intan..hero kita pun mula mengusap buah dada bercup d itu....

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Walau......initially cup C..lepas tengok wayang jadi cup D...

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post May 23 2017, 04:56 PM

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QUOTE(gladfly @ May 23 2017, 04:52 PM)
Walau......initially cup C..lepas tengok wayang jadi cup D...

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Trollol typo la....mana u suka ? D ke c ?
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ni musti paper SPM dapat A
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QUOTE(vendetta87 @ May 23 2017, 04:56 PM)
Trollol typo la....mana u suka ? D ke c ?
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Kalau aku gay...nak C..kalau aku hamsap nak D..

cuba teka jenis apa ku ni..
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QUOTE(davinlicious @ May 23 2017, 04:58 PM)
vendetta87

story bro mmg cukup padat
ni musti paper SPM dapat A
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Dapat b saja... tarak a lol
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QUOTE(vendetta87 @ May 23 2017, 05:00 PM)
Dapat b saja... tarak a lol
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cara bro mengarang jelas tampak bro seorang yg suka dan rajin membaca novel
saya puji ending story tu
klimaks > terus ending
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QUOTE(davinlicious @ May 23 2017, 05:05 PM)
cara bro mengarang jelas tampak bro seorang yg suka dan rajin membaca novel
saya puji ending story tu
klimaks > terus ending
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Sebenarnya itu bukan ending yang i nak
ada banyak adegan panas sangat takut kena ban....

Boleh tulis lagi panjang...haha
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QUOTE(vendetta87 @ May 23 2017, 05:07 PM)
Sebenarnya itu bukan ending yang i nak
ada banyak adegan panas sangat takut kena ban....

Boleh tulis lagi panjang...haha
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QUOTE(vendetta87 @ May 23 2017, 02:03 PM)
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Dada intan yang mekar menekan perut ammoshaf....tangan kiri intan sekarang bersilang jari dengan tangan kanan ammoshaf...anu ammoshaf semakin tegang....kepala besarnya makin berkurangan darah menyebabkan fikirannya tidak jelas dan dikawal sepenuhnya oleh nafsu...

Mata mereka bertentangan dan tiba tiba bibir mereka menyentuh....ammoshaf mengulum lidah intan dengan rakus...lidah mereka seakan berlawan gusti....tangan kiri ammoshaf bergerak dari bahu intan kepada perutnya...ammoshaf menyepit love handle intan...
Sebelah atas tangan kirinya menyentuh bahagian bawah buah dada intan....apabila tiada tentangan daripada intan..hero kita pun mula mengusap buah dada bercup d itu....

Sambung lepas jumpa customer
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Jangan ammo dengan perlahan menuju ke bahagian peha Intan. Dia mula melucutkan seluar malam Intan dan meneroka "lurah" dan built dan lembah Intan.

Dia erdengar nafas Intan semakin cepat.

Ammo terus melucutkan batang seluar nya sambil mentari badan nya ke atas badan Intan.

Bagaikan tidak dapat ditangguhkan lagi, Ammo sudah tidak mampu mengawal nafsunya.

Intan sudah menjadi mangsa kerakusannya.

Tanpa sebarang perencanaan dan tanpa kerelaan Intan, terlucutlah sel daripada genetik ‘istimewa’ milik Ammo ke dalam badan Intan.

Sel ‘istimewa’ itu pula langsung berenang untuk menemui dan bersenyawa dengan ovum yang sihat lagi subur di dalam rahim Intan.

Lalu terhasillah zigot yang berubah sesuai dengan proses pembesaran, dari bulan ke bulan. Proses pembesaran yang berlaku di dalam perut Intan.


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QUOTE(jacy5 @ May 23 2017, 05:16 PM)
Jangan ammo dengan perlahan menuju ke bahagian peha Intan. Dia mula melucutkan seluar malam Intan dan meneroka "lurah" dan built dan lembah Intan.

Dia erdengar nafas Intan semakin cepat.

Ammo terus melucutkan batang seluar nya sambil mentari badan nya ke atas badan Intan.

Bagaikan tidak dapat ditangguhkan lagi, Ammo sudah tidak mampu mengawal nafsunya.

Intan sudah menjadi mangsa kerakusannya.

Tanpa sebarang perencanaan dan tanpa kerelaan Intan, terlucutlah sel daripada genetik ‘istimewa’ milik Ammo ke dalam badan Intan.

Sel ‘istimewa’ itu pula langsung berenang untuk menemui dan bersenyawa dengan ovum yang sihat lagi subur di dalam rahim Intan.

Lalu terhasillah zigot yang berubah sesuai dengan proses pembesaran, dari bulan ke bulan. Proses pembesaran yang berlaku di dalam perut Intan.
https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/3750097/all
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Pundek inside cinema lah dyiu....
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QUOTE(davinlicious @ May 23 2017, 05:12 PM)
hehe versi 18SX kompom kena ban nanti  brows.gif
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Ugpm bro
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ek eleh. baru ajak teh, dh fikir hotel.
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QUOTE(vendetta87 @ May 23 2017, 05:51 PM)
Ugpm bro
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QUOTE(vendetta87 @ May 23 2017, 04:48 PM)
Pundek inside cinema lah dyiu....
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U 2" vergin obviously....Me last time sit cinema last row corner seats....After lights off....People watch movie.....Start exploring heavy petting
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QUOTE(jacy5 @ May 23 2017, 06:03 PM)
U 2" vergin obviously....Me last time sit cinema last row corner seats....After lights off....People watch movie.....Start exploring heavy petting
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But what u wrote there is fj liao....lol
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ajak hotel? tak takut khalwat kah?
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QUOTE(AmmoShaf @ Nov 11 2013, 11:10 AM)
Morning guys, pagi sebelum karja ammo macam biasa sarapan pagi di McDonald dekatan office. Tengah tunggu giliran beli burger tiba saja ada suara belakang bunyi.

Gf dulu : Ahemmm ahemm..

Ammo : (pandang belakang)  :omg:  intan...camner engkau boleh tiba sini?

Gf dulu :  sad.gif  emak sakit pula jadi balik untuk lawat la. engkau pe kabar ammo?

Ammo : Kabar baik, berapa hari minta cuti ni?Muka nampak pucat saje, ok ka ?

Gf dulu : Biasa la drive dari kalantan rehat belum terus saja jaga emak, muntah jalan tak boleh.

Ammo : Oh, sorry to hear that. Intan, ammo kena edar dulu ni, sudah time karja, nanti ta pesal kana pacat.  sweat.gif

Gf dulu : Ok ammo, ada intan number lagi kan? harap malam call la ajak keluar ada jugak orang teman minum teh, intan sedih.

Ammo : Ok, no problem, jumpa malam ini ya, jangan sedih, hidup teruskan.
Ammo pon edar untuk ke office dekatan McDonald. Hati rasa kasian sangat ni sama intan, so memang tak apa lah, walau sekali pon penat, teman saja rasa. Cuma  otak tak henti fikir untuk ajak dia hotel  doh.gif . Dia memang cantik dan goda sangat.

So guise, adakah ajak hotel atau teman untuk teh saja?
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