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wow good analysis lol...

not waterproof, impractical, design fail

an old school mate of mine is a Kelantanese, i just knew of this fact.. she's also the youngest child of a rich family, also i just knew of this...

so naturally i kinda fell for her. but i dont know how kelantanese women's tatatertib... do they listen to their husbands? do they take care of their children, house, self well enough?

i know very little of kelantanese women because as a Johorean who was brought up in Selangor, I natrually despise Kelantanese - not all, only the poor babi hutan because they are the least civilized. the rich ones are ok.

in fact i never really cared what kinda malays they are, ive never asked "awak orang mana?", i just get along with those that i can. but the Kelantanese babi hutan are easilly spotted.. they stand out too much.

i heard kelantanese girls has 3 tits, you earn yourself extra

heelo..
i need your support here..
my sony ericsson w910i can't turn on after i connect to My PC..
when i turn it on nothing reaction from that phone...
if i charge it the red colour behind call button goes blink 3 time and then no re-action again...
what happen to my phone....        

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Added on October 8, 2010, 8:05 pmanyone don't want to help me...??
huh..nvrmind
everybody hate me...
bye

First time dating...what topic to talk to? How to continue on 2nd date?

The thing is you can't use the common approach by telling her some interesting things that happened lately, giving light compliments about her dressing and talking about movies and traveling. Every other guy is doing that, and it will bore her to death. No, you don't want to do that.

What you need to do is to use neuro-linguistic programming (NLP) to instill in her mind the idea that she wants to go to bed with you eagerly and that you are the most desirable hunk in Malaysia. To achieve this aim, you have to constantly pound into her subconscious mind that you are amazing in bed and have a huge d**k.

You can start by, when eating, remark on the size of the sausage you are eating: "Look! It's nearly as big as mine!" or "OMG, I wanted to fap with the sausage because it looks so familiar!"

Then you should also subtly remind her of your tool size during the course of the meal, "oh did I tell you what a big d**k I have?" "wow that day when I wanted to piss I had to stand extra far from the urinal," and other such comments will go a long way. Just remember to stay subtle.

When you walk, remember to walk with your legs slightly apart and with an impression of carrying a great weight between them, as if every step cost you some energy. When a guy brushes past you, you can say: "Ooh that guy nearly banged into my d**k."
After a while, she will be so impressed by you that a second date will not be necessary.

they like pretending to be connoisseurs

and i will pretend i know wtf does that mean.

Serious talk please. How?

But the soldier gather enough courage to join the fight, even though he got shot, he died a soldier.

If you gather enough courage to drive, even though you got accident, you die a driver.

Kisah Ayam dan Kambing

Pada suatu hari,ayam telah menghiaskan dirinya dengan menyangkut manik-manik yang berkilauan pada setiap helaian bulunya. Tajinya diasah sehingga berkilauan dan berjalanlah ia menuju ke kediaman kambing.

Tiba di kediaman kambing, ayam pun menyapa sahabatnya itu.

Ayam : Kambing, pekabo?

Kambing : Baik. Wah,ayam. Bukan main lagi kau. Kau nak ke mana
hensem-hensem ni.

Ayam : Takde ke mana. Sesajalah nak tengok riaksi engko.

Kambing : Tapi kan ayam, macam mana pun ko berhias, ko jalan tetap kaki ayam, kan?

Ayam : Ko kutuk aku ye. Ko pun apa kurangnya.....

Kambing : Apsal pulak?

Ayam : Nampak macam alim. Bela janggut. Tapi TELUR nampak..

Snail Hax



J Bieber

bot rosak

Hizperion makan taik, keluarga masuk neraka.

Miahahahaha.. This joke made me laugh like demon

what what what?

yes?

A HIGHLY educated couple, in their 30s from Hubei, China, thought that the wife would get pregnant by sleeping on the same bed, Sin Chew Daily reported.

Prior to their marriage, the couple did not dare hold hands and kiss as they thought the woman would get pregnant by doing so, reported a China newspaper Chu Tian Jin Bao.

However, the couple decided to seek medical advice after the wife, who holds a masters degree, could not conceive.

They have been married for three years.

The doctor was shocked to learn about their “sex life”.

The husband, who has a doctoral degree, said they were too focused on their studies.
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=...9136&sec=nation

study till tahap menara gading level but duno wad is sexxing 

So pure,can ride on Goku's awan guling

many malay atrracted to cinis girl nowadays.
i think this is a troll.

chinese create beautiful girl just to attract malay, so they can mock that malay and prevent that malay from getting the girl

ini semua salah orang cina

So anyway some dude queue'd 14 hours and did a drop test of the iPhone 4S almost immediately after he got it.

that should be the china iphone,bear in mind that the iphone 4 uses glass that is used on military helicopter.

i really cant stand those iphone hater trying to prove iphone is not the best phone till date.

Hi.., can anyone make a female version of this

already got here http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2071154

i will ignore that and continue with mine , thanks for telling. 

why not use the old thread. closed pending explaination. also official threads are when there actual owners/users

MOAR!!!!

NEED MORE LONGKANG!

I HATE YEEW!

wait..dun hate first...

Before u talk, pls remember , if there is no apple , ur android is piece of shit...lol... Jailbreak in iPhone , iPad is only 1click... Wat about android? It's tedious...I'm the htc desire hd owner , and I bought it bcoz it's cheap....and regret till now... I need to learn all those thing to un-root it and flash back to original rom...it's a very troublesome process!

Android? I only see wat duo core 1.4ghz , 512mb ram spec.. It's all the same or better spec , which expensive price tag. 2k? Funny har

Seriously, before u talk bad about apple product , think 1st... Who will remember the founder of android ? But wat about apple? Kthxbye

LoL , I think it is pretty fun to troll my self .. It is like Antoine Dodson ! Just so cool .. Keep it up , I love you guys fap me up !