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post Feb 26 2013, 08:05 AM

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This guy has a car start problem.

QUOTE(psychoactive @ Feb 25 2013, 10:43 PM)
shitty 1991 proton saga wont start.
when i attempted to start it only makes the usual kek-kek sound but this time it cant start the engine.
sometimes it will make some metal slap sound like pam pom (car fart?)
battery is fine since i have replaced it like a month ago.  cry.gif
cant go dinner have to cook at my own

my fuel is around 2nd bar from the below. so its fine.
yeah the symptom is like no fuel.
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alternator already replaced also 2 month ago.
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This guy's reply is awesome. biggrin.gif
QUOTE(tatabun @ Feb 25 2013, 10:54 PM)
Wuekekeke vroom = start normally
Wuekekekekekekekekeke = no fuel supply
Wuekekekekekekekkekek.... kekeke(faster).... kekekekek(slower) = petrol over flow
Weeeeeeeeeeeeee = Timing belt putus(engine already gone, so as your wallet)
Tik tak tik tak = Starter relay sound, normally starter KO
Wuek... Bin Bin Bin Bin(car horn alarm) = Bateri weak
...............................(no sound no light no nothing) = Bateri kong, you probably left the headlamp on overnight
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This post has been edited by Annoynimous: Feb 26 2013, 08:05 AM
danielcmugen
post Mar 17 2013, 09:04 PM

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QUOTE(deanmalenko @ Feb 27 2013, 07:22 PM)
teka plzzzzz

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inb4 macam pondan
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QUOTE(aspire2oo6 @ Feb 27 2013, 07:24 PM)
macam pondan haha
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QUOTE(deanmalenko @ Feb 27 2013, 07:28 PM)
lawa lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
boleh simpan duittttt,kad dan macam2 lagi

kenapa semua tak suka wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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QUOTE(sharpex @ Feb 27 2013, 07:29 PM)
sbb mcm pondan  nod.gif
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post May 1 2013, 05:22 PM

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The local swimming pond


An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years, he had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area,

For years it was the perfect place to unwind or hold a family get together. As the farmer grew older, his "Oasis" was used less and less.

It eventually became the local swimming hole and while his neighbors occasionally took advantage of the pond, he rarely made an appearence.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, he hadn't been there in a while and felt the urge to pay a visit to check on things.

As he neared the pond, he heard loud playful voices giggling and laughing.

As he came closer he was astonished to see that a bunch of young women had decided to skinny dip in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond n*ked, I'm here to feed the alligator."
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post May 3 2013, 05:35 PM

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QUOTE(Annoynimous @ Feb 26 2013, 08:05 AM)
This guy has a car start problem.
This guy's reply is awesome. biggrin.gif
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TOTALLY made my day tongue.gif
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post May 23 2013, 03:46 PM

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nargahayashi
post May 25 2013, 02:05 PM

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QUOTE(Annoynimous @ Feb 26 2013, 08:05 AM)
This guy has a car start problem.
This guy's reply is awesome. biggrin.gif
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that reply.HAHAH
skystrike
post Jun 6 2013, 04:01 PM

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QUOTE(AmmoShaf @ Jun 6 2013, 03:48 PM)
name also kid, act also like kid. turbo button is to enable usage of turbo engine in car. some people call nos. please see movie like fast and furious, then only came talk.
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https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2839211
danielcmugen
post Jun 6 2013, 04:49 PM

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QUOTE(extremepower @ May 1 2013, 05:22 PM)
The local swimming pond
An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years, he had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area,

For years it was the perfect place to unwind or hold a family get together. As the farmer grew older, his "Oasis" was used less and less.

It eventually became the local swimming hole and while his neighbors occasionally took advantage of the pond, he rarely made an appearence.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, he hadn't been there in a while and felt the urge to pay a visit to check on things.

As he neared the pond, he heard loud playful voices giggling and laughing.

As he came closer he was astonished to see that a bunch of young women had decided to skinny dip in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond n*ked, I'm here to feed the alligator."
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Old man so pandai laugh.gif
maxshadowmax85
post Jun 13 2013, 02:57 PM

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QUOTE(skystrike @ Jun 6 2013, 04:01 PM)
QUOTE(AmmoShaf @ Jun 6 2013, 03:48 PM)

name also kid, act also like kid. turbo button is to enable usage of turbo engine in car. some people call nos. please see movie like fast and furious, then only came talk.
https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2839211
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Read this tread..super funny..
ichi_24
post Jun 14 2013, 07:50 PM

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https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2849495/+0&#entry61057828

this thread deserved to be post here laugh.gif
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post Jun 19 2013, 01:07 AM

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Maggi with steam tortoise! LOL

https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2854460
rcracer
post Jun 24 2013, 01:04 PM

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QUOTE(CeDhhVss @ Jun 24 2013, 12:55 PM)
my late grandpa use bra last time to do some weed poisoning.
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QUOTE(Quasi-Suave @ Jun 24 2013, 01:00 PM)
So he was on weed?  laugh.gif
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ichi_24
post Jun 29 2013, 04:23 PM

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QUOTE(rcracer @ Jun 24 2013, 01:04 PM)

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ichi_24
post Jun 30 2013, 10:49 PM

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https://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopi...&#entry61416113

another thread laugh.gif
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post Jul 1 2013, 09:43 AM

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QUOTE(Kampung2005 @ Jul 1 2013, 09:09 AM)
The Star, 1st July

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QUOTE(micpling @ Jul 1 2013, 09:31 AM)
I wud kam bek, poison her liao.
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bb100
post Jul 2 2013, 06:28 PM

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Where is the famous /k/ berak tered? AmmoShaf please post the link here. Thanks. icon_rolleyes.gif
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post Jul 7 2013, 10:20 AM

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post Jul 8 2013, 02:01 PM

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lulz

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post Jul 8 2013, 02:05 PM

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lulz

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ichi_24
post Jul 9 2013, 10:42 PM

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https://forum.lowyat.net/topic/2879044/+0&#entry61621593

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