K/ I put my phone Sony arc silver 7 months for sale, nobody want give a fark to it.

I say its ori Thorus set, they say ori ap all same... Haiz.
I say got give melcko case worth 70, they say don't want.
Fark la.

I put in mudah on 10 July evening, still not yet approve.
Mudah vavi la.

My cousin bro
my bro
My friend using Samseng note.

I also want Samseng Note.

I want Samseng Note.

I want Samseng Note.

I want Samseng Note.

I want Samseng Note.

I want Samseng Note.

got tall tall building, and got beach also 

How is that different from Malacca?

women on the beach arent 95% covered by clothes

if i just ask anyone on the road teman me dinner, can onot?   
anyways, what u cooking for dinrar today? i haz no idea what to cook now 

inb4 mana drillz pondan 

tolonglah berhenti daripada membuka bebenang gampang meminta perhatian seperti ini kerana sesungguhnya tiada siapa memberi sebarang tahi

i go mamak tadi.. got tikus oso.. i kick the tikus

husband look like this ( - _ - )
wife also look like this ( - _ - )
so of course la child also look like this ( - _ - )

even the wife did plastic surgery and look like this ( 0 _ 0 )
doesnt mean the child will have the same look

tak lawak dooh 

teka plzzzzz



inb4 macam pondan

macam pondan haha

lawa lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
boleh simpan duittttt,kad dan macam2 lagi

kenapa semua tak suka wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

sbb mcm pondan 

The local swimming pond
An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years, he had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area,

For years it was the perfect place to unwind or hold a family get together. As the farmer grew older, his "Oasis" was used less and less.

It eventually became the local swimming hole and while his neighbors occasionally took advantage of the pond, he rarely made an appearence.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, he hadn't been there in a while and felt the urge to pay a visit to check on things.

As he neared the pond, he heard loud playful voices giggling and laughing.

As he came closer he was astonished to see that a bunch of young women had decided to skinny dip in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond n*ked, I'm here to feed the alligator."