how to /I/?

Put in the Destination IP as "127.0.0.1" and you're set

No intercourse/sex is OK.

But she must give me handjobs and suck me off, and let me play her nen nen and pet pet.

learn from me!
me: hi
gal: hi
me: did i disturb u while u masturbate?
gal: WTF? GTFO u pervert!
me: no no. i'll not gtfo until i see ur naked pictar.
gal: i go report to police
me: no point in doing that. i'm want to bang u, not police.
gal: fak u!
me: yes, that's what i want to do to u!
gal: i wont talk to u again!
me: no need to talk, just suck and let me fak!
gal: offline.
me: she likes me i think.

cehhh, the guy noob lah, last time got guy touch gal nen nen also in front of me, i enjoice looking at it

Knape dorang gune istilah rogol sdangkan dah kawen? Ckap kene seks tanpe kerelaan sudey. kalau rogol tu ialah seks pakse, jd nape bile 2 remaje buat seks, 2-2 rele, kene disabitkan kesalah rogol gak? epic phail...

main rogol2.. not btul2..

konpius ngan ayat sndr 

Early in the morning, received this PM:


My reply to him:


I have already attached a link to him but he said this is an "idiotic" way of moderating.

p/s: The said link: http://forum.lowyat.net/index.php?showtopic=1016878

Anyway, the story continues, and it is getting funnier His reply:


My reply:


I am still laughing out loud here. Feel like posting this on Jokes Heaven or Kopitiam to let everyone have some laughs.

I LOL'ed

HER DIARY:

Tonight‚ I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long‚ so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late‚ but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing‚ so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk.. He agreed‚ but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said‚ 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.. He said he wasn't upset‚ that it had nothing to do with me‚ and not to worry about it. On the way home‚ I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly‚ and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say‚ 'I love you‚ too.' When we got home‚ I felt as if I had lost him completely‚ as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly‚ and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally‚ with silence all around us‚ I decided to go to bed.. About 15 minutes later‚ he came to bed. To my surprise‚ he responded to my caress‚ and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted‚ and his thoughts were somewhere else.. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:

Harley wouldn't start today‚ can't figure it out‚ but at least I got laid..

what's a Harley btw?

One guy i know, he go and take the gal virgin.

so the gal sticky to him

then he duwan liao

U TAKE HER VIRGIN U MUST RESPONSIBLE!!!!

ask him give back liao.

If i am not serious i am not Johnkor , Heard it Vkeong?