Heya guys/girls. Just wondering if u all had any sort of funny/horror/sad/weird stories from the toilet? I'll start with mine.

True Story
I was washing my hse toilet one day. After finish wash i decided to bathe. As i was bathing i was taking out my watch and it was too soapy and slip out my hands. It fell on the floor and was sliding to the lubang tandas. I tried to kick it away but too late........jatuh masuk.  Tat is my one sayang watch and i wanted to get it back, but not get my hands black.

I was thinking for 10 minutes to plan my rescue strategy. 

So i tried few ways. Use wire to fish it out. Didnt work. Use the wire + double side tape. Didnt work. Modify my mums charcoal grippers, also cannot. As i look into the hole, i can see my watch, resting at the bottom with shit.   

Finally, no choice, i take a deep breath, bend down, and slowly but gently put my hand into the shit hole to reach and rescue my watch. It feels soooo cold, slimy, sticky (dun ask abt the smell). I pull my hands out with my watch finally. But all covered in crap.

I washed my watch and my hands and arms for about 5 minutes or more with soap. So geli see all the things fall off.

The most disgusting thing ive done so far.

         

You din know there is something call glove ?

tadi cuci baju... tengah syok² membilas, lepas tu, dok tuang air bilasan, tak sedor ada seluar pender tinggal... lalu terus masuk ke lubang jamban... tak boleh jadi ni, kalo aku tak keluarkan... pasti tersumbat dan menyusahkan orang lain terutamanya house mate aku serta Indah Water lalu membuatkan aku kemaluan sendiri... lalu dengan pantas aku menyeluk lubang jamban tersebut untuk menarik kembali seluar pender tersebut... seluk punya selut, lain plak yang dapat... aku cuba lagi, sampai aku rasa cam benda lembut serasanya kain... lalu aku kuis² dengan kuku aku yang agak panjang (hari Isnin baru potong) dan akhirnya dapat jua aku mengeluarkan seluar penderku... yay...