34) cuz i `m beautiful?

-I have a world cup match to catch ....wanna join for teh tarik???
-I thot I saw Ronaldinho in front...I have to chase him....
-Eh, U loook really handsome...can I borrow your hat and take a drive?
-Walao ! KNN lu saman gua! U noe hu am I or not...Lim peh tell you...I need to go to the nearest toilet b4 I do business on u....

This post has been edited by .:zaxiao:.: Jun 11 2006, 12:14 PM

I thought i saw Beckham's car number plate, i was rushing so i could jot down the number for 4D.

- Because I can

+ "Officer, I have just finished washing my car. Therefore, I am taking it out for a dry-cleaning."

officer, you trying to outrun me?

SM:

35)my wife/mother is giving birth ALONE in the house!!!!now F*** OFF!!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD THATS COMING OUT FROM MY MOUTH!!!!

36) Speeding ??? No lah...... Its the earth spinning faster lah !! try you take my speed on the opposite lane when I travel anti-earth-rotation and see !!!!

-Hey you matched my speed, so that means you should get a ticket too!

i'm driving ferrari wut...sure fast ...if n0t better i walk.....zZz ?↕

- u got pressure I got pressure, y u provoke me?

i wanna go pick up the famous bus uncle , if im late im gonna be next.

hahahaha... lol-ed

go f*ck your wife, officer, I'll take your job. I proved that I can chase other speeders too, didn't I??

~hiya u arr i was chasing a cat hiya *give 2 ringgit to the officer* here take this run along and play hide and go seek >.<

i saw u speeding, so i thought its ok to speed as well

-i thought it was the racing track!Cuz just now i think i saw alonso...~
-COME ON ZARQAWI IS WAITING ME IN HEAVEN
-cuz i love u? * VROOM OFF hit a tree*

This post has been edited by Mr.Ace: Jun 14 2006, 11:40 PM

why i speeding, cos my radiator is overheating, need to cool it down, so i drive faster so that more wind will coming through ma.

- Encik laju saya Laju la

-my wheels are falling off. i going faster so my car can keep up with my wheels. OH! they stopped O.o