http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/LinkSys

REX FOR THE WINNER

Some bloodninja wannabee, 2/10 for trying.

i cant even laugh........

lmao the happynegro cracked me up

http://4chanwiki.no-ip.org/display/4chan/custhelp

this site is on home hosting.. occasionally it will be down..

this is the one that cracked me up:

"Mark Gil (20386): Hi, my name is Mark Gil (20386). How may I help you?
Unknown: hi thar
Unknown: i ned hel
Unknown: help
Unknown: HELP MARK GIL MY SISTERS IN THE OVEN.
Unknown: FIX]
Unknown: MARK GIL
Mark Gil (20386): Let her die.
Mark Gil (20386) Has Disconnected"

Mark Gil (20386): Hi, my name is Mark Gil (20386). How may I help you?
Mark Gil (20386): Hey, I'm you from the future.
Mark Gil (20386): I came to warn you about your death one week from now!
Mark Gil (20386): Yes, cool.
Mark Gil (20386): You'll get into a horrible car accident and your head will be severed. Don't take the short cut when you go the mall. That will save your life.
Mark Gil (20386): That's great.
Mark Gil (20386): Oh and, you're going to score with Cindy on monday.
Mark Gil (20386): Also, make sure to use unscented deorderant on Tuesdays. Otherwise your boss will make a lewd comment about it and you'll lose your promotion.
Mark Gil (20386): Really? but if you don't have technical questions I will exit the session now.
Mark Gil (20386): how does I use modem?
Mark Gil (20386): Nice question but I'm your my future right you should know that.
Mark Gil (20386): Yes, but in the future. Everyone will forgot.
Mark Gil (20386): OH SH- TIME PARADO....

lol, from the future...

Add this lol

Mark Gil (20386): Hi, my name is Mark Gil (20386). How may I help you?
Rebecca: hi how are you fairing.
Rebecca: dont give up this will end as soon as we tire of it. some of the responses have been funny. we also all think you all should be paid more.
Mark Gil (20386): Okay.
Rebecca: seriously though. that response "let her die" was very very awesome. you're my hero man. i look up to you.
Mark Gil (20386): Thank you.
Mark Gil (20386) Has Disconnected




This post has been edited by kmf123: Jun 7 2006, 01:41 PM

Mark Gil and Rex are gooooooood

Albert (16300): Hi, my name is Albert (16300). How may I help you?
Porkslap: hello albert how are you doing?
Albert (16300): I'm doing great.
Porkslap: Great. Because I got a big problem.
Porkslap: Are you sitting down for this?
Albert (16300): Sure.
Albert (16300): What is the problem you are experiencing with your Linksys product?
Porkslap: Erm... well...
Porkslap: I seem to have gotten my penis lodged into one of your BEFSR41 EtherFast® Cable/DSL Routers
Porkslap: and now it doesn't seem to connect to the internet anymore
Porkslap: I have called 911 and they are on their way, but I'm wondering if the warranty can cover this type of accident?
Albert (16300): I apologize but we don't tolerate this, we only support your technical concerns.
Porkslap: but this is a technical concern
Porkslap: I am wondering what you think my penis disrupted within the router
Porkslap: when I penetrated it through the USB port.
Albert (16300): If you continue acting that way, I may be forced to exit this chat session.
Porkslap: Albert this is not something to take lightly
Porkslap: I am merely asking for your professional opinion
Porkslap: nothing more
Albert (16300): What is the version of the router?
Porkslap: I do not know
Albert (16300): You can check it at the bottom of your device next to the model number below the Linksys logo.
Porkslap: Um...
Porkslap: I can't really do that right now
Porkslap: because that would mean twisting my penis upsidedown along with it
Porkslap: which would be extremely painful
Albert (16300): I apologize but I have to exit this chat session.
Porkslap: No wait... please!!
Albert (16300) Has Disconnected


this one really makes me LOL