this is the one that cracked me up:

"Mark Gil (20386): Hi, my name is Mark Gil (20386). How may I help you?
Unknown: hi thar
Unknown: i ned hel
Unknown: help
Unknown: HELP MARK GIL MY SISTERS IN THE OVEN.
Unknown: FIX]
Unknown: MARK GIL
Mark Gil (20386): Let her die.
Mark Gil (20386) Has Disconnected"