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 (v12v) ★★★ LYN Gen2 Club V12 ★★★ (v12v), Selamat Hari Raya edition

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post Aug 30 2013, 09:03 AM

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QUOTE(ahlong @ Aug 30 2013, 08:49 AM)
ha budak ofis aku crite td. dia blakang brader tu dia ckp. mmg kete tu tukar lane tak bg signal katenye. brader tu bawak moto besau kan? blakang dia problem. sakit. dia benti kejap tolong pastu dah ramai dia g keje. sian brader tu.
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Tu arr...masa aku lalu td, dia dlm keadaan sedar, terlentang...nampak dia tgh seluk poket...maybe cari hp dia kot...brader2 motor lain pun takut kot nk tolong angkat dia ketepi...takut ada part yg patah ke...

Aku baru dok mbebel sorg2 dlm keta pasal keta yg guna emergency lane ni smer pakat2 masuk 3rd lane dgn laju dgn x bagi signal...mmg bodo bertingkek-tingkek...skali dah ada yg jadi mangsa dah pun... shakehead.gif
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post Aug 30 2013, 10:36 AM

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QUOTE(ahlong @ Aug 30 2013, 09:13 AM)
dia bukan jadi kat emergency lane membe aku ckp. dia dari lane tgh, laju. kete prius tu dari lane kanan skali tukar lane tgh without signal. brader tu langgar blakang pastu besepah ke tepi. brader tu ckp kat membe aku blakang dia sakit.
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Iyer...brader tu terbaring kat lorong kanan skali...motor dia terhumban kat divider tgh2 tu...

Yg aku ckp pasal emergency lane tu kena kat aku...dah la pakai emergency lane, pastu nak masuk lane org takde budi bahasa langsung nak bg signal ke, hi hi ke ngan aku kan...main redah jer...kalo aku tersondol bontot keta dia kang kan ke x pasal2...


QUOTE(hazril @ Aug 30 2013, 09:46AM)

yang aku tau dari bini aku anak dia dah 5 orang...laki dia nih nafsu rimau...bukan2 nafsu serakah naharom punya level...the best part is???laki dia tak keja & jenis panas baran...nak lagi best part???opismate bini aku pernah sorok minah nih kat rumah dia pasal takut dgn laki dia pukul dia lagi...opismate bini aku siap kata mintak cerai je...apa minah tu buat???lepas 3-4 hari baik2 balik dgn laki dia...kira minah nih bebal bertingkek-tingkek...pernah laki dia mai opis bini aku cari bini dia...opismate bini aku nih jenis badan ala2 rikishi sket so dia sound je nak panggil polis pasal kes keganasan rumah tangga...apa minah tu buat???merayu2 kat opismate bini aku jangan panggil polis..."dah tu nak biarkan sampai ko masuk kubur baru nak menyesal & panggil polis??" kata opismate bini aku... *mulut dia nih kalo mai puaka dia mmg rasa nak terjun kb mall*


Woo...citer2 cenggini mmg bikin aku panas...dulu aku penah advice sorg akak kat opis lama aku...kes lebih kurang camni la...laki stock tau bedal jer...anak 3...keje on off...ikut suka nak keje...keje, paling lama leh tahan keje setahun...pastu asik tukar2 keje...anak2, belanja dapur, skolah etc etc bini yg tanggung...kdg2 kalo laki dia benti keje...terpaksa tanggung biawak tu skali...ngan duit rokok...pastu asik2 mintak duit nak pi interview sana sini, tp keje x dpt2...end up, kantoi...duit habis dok main pelacur ko, sial tol...akak tu x tahan...dia kemas kain baju, smer...bawak anak2 lari...sib baik dia ada keta...

Mai dtg umah bujang aku masatu...aku tumpangkan la...kesian wei tgk anak2 dia...akak tu x berani nk pi keje...takut laki dia dtg carik kat opis n pukul...dia mmg selalu kena pukul...aku advice dia pi report polis...pastu pi mintak advice dgn mahkamah syariah untuk dapatkan perintah interim - larangan mendekati dia n anak2 atas kesalahan keganasan rumahtangga...

Dia tumpang umah aku dlm seminggu jugak la...pastu dia bawak anak2 balik umah bapak sedara dia...akak ni sian, dah takde mak bapak...so mcm xde tmpt nak mengadu pun yer jugak la...

Dlm hal cenggini...kalo dah sah2 laki tu x guna...x layak untuk kita taat lg dgn dia...kena berani bertindak la...jgn jd bodo sgt...kita ada undang2 sivil, undang2 syariah...hak2 kita kena tau...kdg heran gak, yg pompuan2 ni berduit, leh jer hidup sendiri, bela anak2 sendiri tp ada jer yg sanggup tahan badan jd punch bag sbb semata2 kerana takmau pikul title mak janda...


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post Aug 30 2013, 10:54 AM

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QUOTE(s@ni @ Aug 30 2013, 10:44 AM)
akak mcm ni la patut ditolong dan di kahwini. so akak ni camne skang?

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Dah lost contact...

Tp happy ending la...yg sempat dia citer, lepas dia balik umah pakcik dia tu...mmg laki dia ada dtg cari...kena hamput ngan pakcik dia...pastu naik mahkamah syariah...dia tuntut fasakh...laki tu xmo lepas...konon sayang lagi, janji nak berubah la etc etc...akak tu mmg takmo...pastu laki tu kena penyakit sifilis ko...balasan kan, dok langgan pelacur...

Oh yer...akak ni org tganu, tak gemuk tak kurus...sedang2...putih molek, kulit bersih...x mekap pun still lawa walaupun anak dah 3...since dah lost contact, ntah2 dah kawin lain dah pun...
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post Aug 30 2013, 11:11 AM

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QUOTE(silvadesk @ Aug 30 2013, 10:57 AM)
Banyak nye cerita rumahtangga  rclxub.gif
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Ha kan...tetibe jd tered hal ehwal rumahtangga plaks.... laugh.gif

Bak kata s@ni jadikan iktibar...tp aku tau...lelaki2 kat sini sumer baik2 belaka...sumer stock2 bapak2 penyayang nih...yg bujang2, soon...jd bapak mithali jugak kan... laugh.gif
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post Aug 30 2013, 11:16 AM

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QUOTE(hazril @ Aug 30 2013, 11:14 AM)
roro aku tak sure plak...komfem dia blasah je anak dia pakai kagebunshin no jutsu... laugh.gif
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Isk...penyayang gak tu nanti...tgk anime jer pun leh leleh wei..muka jer taiko...hati ada taman bunga, taman tasik, taman permainan sumer lah...muahahahahahaha...
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post Aug 30 2013, 01:52 PM

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DUNGUN – Satu mayat bayi ditemui dalam loji kumbahan blok asrama pelajar UITM, Dungun. Mengikut keadaan mayat tersebut, ia sudah agak lama dan dipercayai telah dibuang melalui saluran najis blok asrama berkenaan.Laporan penuh akan menyusul.

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post Aug 30 2013, 02:26 PM

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QUOTE(s@ni @ Aug 30 2013, 02:20 PM)
keyword is there... uitm..
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Weh...jgn la ckp cenggitu...ni ni, ex uitm nih... sleep.gif

Tp siyes...buat malu warga uitm jer...tercalar imej...huh! mad.gif

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post Aug 30 2013, 03:59 PM

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QUOTE(shazmn @ Aug 30 2013, 02:52 PM)
ada knal bdak uitm yg cun2 yg kuat se* x? nk ajak nikah terus kt siam...yg penting sehat xde penyakit kelamin...dpt nikah murah hari2 boleh main klo keluar anak x payah susah2 tonyoh dlm lubang najis...

s|al la sapa yg buang bdak ni...puihhhhhh
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Blaja u..tp bangang botingkek tingkek...bila nafsu mendahului akal...manusia hilang kewarasan...hilang pedoman hilang pertimbangan...dunia akhir zaman...moga anak cucu cicit kita dijauhkan dari kemungkaran sebegini rupa...nauzubillahiminzalik...


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post Sep 2 2013, 11:03 AM

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QUOTE(alpha33 @ Sep 2 2013, 08:09 AM)
i scared you secret butsek me ..tongue.gif
LOL laugh.gif laugh.gif

Ko ni alpha...ahlong offer ko seikhlas hati tu...kecik hati ayam dia okeh...
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post Sep 2 2013, 11:09 AM

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QUOTE(Azuma-kun @ Sep 2 2013, 10:40 AM)
Sorry dont have time for that. Aku ada hampir 200 torrent file anime nak download ni. tetiba2 teringin nak upgrade g 20mb laugh.gif
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Nak kek... sleep.gif tongue.gif


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post Sep 2 2013, 11:29 AM

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Tp at least ko terror arrr wat kek...aku selalu wat kek x jadi kek...jadi biskut...sbb aku terror wat biskut dari kek...hahahahaha...
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post Sep 3 2013, 09:53 AM

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QUOTE(wandzul @ Sep 3 2013, 09:01 AM)
bulan 5 haritu banyak sangat abis duit.. pastu nanti nak bayar bonus hujung tahun so sekarang kena la collect lebih sikit.. maybe collection sebelum raya tak masyuk kot
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Itu satu hal...pastu cuepacs memekak plak mintak govt. bagi bonus raya...najib dah garu kepala...korek2 ntah mana punya lubang...bagi jugak...bonus RM500... sleep.gif

Pastu ni nak ujung tahun...janji ditepati, bukan dicapati kan...nk bg bonus utk bukak skolah lak esok...

Pastu rakyat marhaein dah meleleh2 air liur...tagih janji...BRIM 2.0...janji lagi, nk bagi 1k....mana nk korek duit??

Duit habis kat election jer ntah bape billion... doh.gif

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post Sep 3 2013, 10:08 AM

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s@ni terminatorkun

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post Sep 3 2013, 10:20 AM

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QUOTE(terminatorkun @ Sep 3 2013, 10:16 AM)
lawa2... ko beli la dulu pas2 bg aku try  biggrin.gif  biggrin.gif
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Motor lom launch lagi kat sini...katanya mid september nih...rege pun lom kompem...ramai giler fan kawasaki dok menunggu baby yg satu nih... sweat.gif
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post Sep 3 2013, 02:32 PM

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QUOTE(s@ni @ Sep 3 2013, 01:58 PM)
Lawaaaaa

Tp 135lc aku baru 2tahun laugh.gif

Tp moto besau senang mencelah ke? Sy nubis je sad.gif
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Kalo jammed mcm dlm kl ni...motor kecik2 pon payah jer nak menyelit esp. time keta menyemak kat emergency lane... mad.gif


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post Sep 3 2013, 03:20 PM

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QUOTE(hazril @ Sep 3 2013, 02:58 PM)
aku bawak naza gtr...aku langgar jer sidemirror drebar bangang tu...kadang2 kalo rajin aku kasi tendangan sudut penalti kat pintu... laugh.gif
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Hahahaha...tendangan sudut penalti berjaya menghasilkan gol tak? laugh.gif

inb4...padan dgn muka drebar2 bangang yg suka guna emergency lane nih...
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post Sep 4 2013, 09:53 AM

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QUOTE(s@ni @ Sep 3 2013, 08:04 PM)
Teringt kat member aku

Dia keje KL, lalu jalan kuching
Selalu gak tendang2 kete dgn safety boot dia
Bawak laju la mencelah2
Satu hari ade kete tiba2 tukar lane
Dia langgar
Pengsan
Gigi depan patah
Otak pun mcm x betul sket (bleh nampak la walaupun x obvious)
Time pengsan seb baik ade ambulance lalu
Tapi time tu dia tinggal seluar dalam je
Yg lain semua hilang

Skang ni dia dah insaf kot
Aku pun jenis x erani cilok laju kat lane kanan
Dok tgh atau tepi je

Sekian perkongsian mlm ini
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Otak tak betul? kena gegaran otak kot masa kejadian...sib baik x hilang ingatan... sleep.gif

Apa pun, naik motor cilok2 la jugak...tp takyah la nk tendang2 keta org...if dia salah pun, kita ni kecik...dia besar...kalo dia langgar kita...kan ke naya jer...

Aku pun pernah jd rider kapcai jugak...dari zaman studi dulu, tahun 1999 smpai dah keje around 2003 masih naik motor...2004 baru aku beli keta...aku dok kl dlm 4 tahun, gi keje naik motor...ko tau la kan area kelana jaya, ldp tu pagi petang jammed cam naharom...bab2 langgar side mirror ni toksah citer la...yg sengaja yg tak sengaja sumer ada... laugh.gif
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post Sep 4 2013, 09:58 AM

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QUOTE(ahlong @ Sep 4 2013, 09:13 AM)
gebu tahi hkekhehkehkekehhke
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Hahahaha...siot...

Ko jeles ek sbb ko tak gebu? ko kan abg papan... kah kah kah laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Sep 4 2013, 01:08 PM

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QUOTE(ahlong @ Sep 4 2013, 11:26 AM)
bukan jeles.. gebu kalau putih melepak xpe hkaehkAHKEhkAEHKAHKehkAEHKaHKEhkAEKhAHKEhkAEhkAHKehka
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Hahahaha...eh, Azuma-kun cerah per?

s@ni shazmn pun gebu jugak...gebu tang peyott...tilam vono laugh.gif
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post Sep 4 2013, 01:10 PM

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QUOTE(ahlong @ Sep 4 2013, 11:26 AM)
Azuma-kun ialah Fazli Gebu AHKEhkAEhkAHKEkAHEhkAHKekHAEHKAHKEhkAEHKAHKEHKAH
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Jap jap...ko gelak2 cenggini kuar kahak tak? nmpk mcm byk kahak jer tu...wakakakakakaka laugh.gif laugh.gif

Adoi...sakit mulut gelak ngan korg nih...

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