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TSoucheev
post May 5 2006, 01:48 PM, updated 20y ago

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He was 80, she was 20. It was the talk of the town when they got married.

A year later she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse who congratulated the old geezer said, "You are amazing! How do you do it at your age?"

"You got to keep that old motor running," he said with pride.

The following year the young bride gave birth again.

"Wow," says the nurse.

"You certainly are quite the man. How do you keep doing it?"

Same answer, "Just got to keep the old motor running."

A year later, along comes baby number three.

The nurse remarks, "Still got that old motor running, eh?"

"Sure do," he says.

The nurse tells him, "Well, you better change your oil. This one's black!!"
2kia
post May 5 2006, 02:46 PM

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haha pawned!! "This one's black!!"
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post May 5 2006, 03:26 PM

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lolx.. nice one.... black this time... lolx

 

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