An old man was sitting on a bench at a park, not long after, a young punk came by and sitted himself beside the elderly.

Startled by the teen's punkish red, green, blue and yellow colored hair, the old man couldn't keep his eyes of the angst youngster. After a moment, the irritated punk belowed "What ya looking at, old hag? Never done something wild in your life before eh?"

To which the old man reply "I did, once, got drunk so bad, f-ucked with a parrot, now I'm just wondering if you're my son"

heard the malay version,much funnier that one

but great translation

never heard the malay version...

hmmm not bad

but wat is sitted? i only know wat is sat
my england bery bad
dunno wat it means

Sorry, was typing it in the office, was too much in a hurry to think of a proper command of English.

Nice joke..Haha...Long time no c u liao..How r u?

it's seated, not sitted

just "sat", and cross the "himself" would be sufficient

you guys could use this: http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/

Haiyoh, told you that I was in a hurry hence the error.

I'm a copywriter by the way, so don't question my command of English please =) have some respect for my profession.

relax,trust him.

haha no its farny. and watz wrong with ur english???

This coming from someone who goes to a "foot court"

jokes heaven have nothing to do with english grammar
enuff said it's Manglish

btw funny joke u have man... who have the BM version?

I don't think there's any grammar mistakes in that post, it was just a typo... and of course it should have been "off" instead of "keep his eyes of..."