An old man was sitting on a bench at a park, not long after, a young punk came by and sitted himself beside the elderly.

Startled by the teen's punkish red, green, blue and yellow colored hair, the old man couldn't keep his eyes of the angst youngster. After a moment, the irritated punk belowed "What ya looking at, old hag? Never done something wild in your life before eh?"

To which the old man reply "I did, once, got drunk so bad, f-ucked with a parrot, now I'm just wondering if you're my son"