Plan for the Future:
Teacher asks children, what do
u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good
mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .

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Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

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Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why
do u keep telling people u're
dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no
one will dare touch ur mom
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Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his
pregnant wife. Two seconds
later a report came
to his phone and he started
dancing. The report said,
"DELIVERED".

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between
stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is
pregnant, Tension is when
girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are
pregnant.

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The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has
777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

haha very funny! all these are new to me..!

kahkahkah

dont really understand this one?

it's the confirmation message that the sms has been DELIVERED. replied by the telco provider.

the mangkuk sardar thought her wife has DELIVERED,

By the way, i think the liar is the funniest one... good way to prevent other people touching his wife... haha

This post has been edited by kinkeet: Apr 14 2006, 03:39 PM

7 meetings = 1 kiss? What a lame!

i think the best is the answer from kid name asif

who is deepa?

You read thru again together with their name...

Hahahahaha original . . . Nice one dude . .

I like em all!

check ur handphone for sms delivery report option. lol