Plan for the Future:
Teacher asks children, what do
u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good
mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .

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Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

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Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why
do u keep telling people u're
dying of
AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no
one will dare touch ur mom
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Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his
pregnant wife. Two seconds
later a report came
to his phone and he started
dancing. The report said,
"DELIVERED".

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Three Feelings:

What's the difference between
stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is
pregnant, Tension is when
girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are
pregnant.

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The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has
777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!