Coolest Storyline : FF6
Crappiest Storyline : FFX-2

Coolest System : FF7
Crappiest System : FF8

Coolest Hero : Kain Highwind (beats Vincent Valentine)
Crapiest Hero : Zidane Tribal (even Frioniel better)

Coolest Boss Villain : Kefka (Sephiroth aint coolest, just cool)
Crapiest Boss Villain : Kuja (wtf too gheyish)

Coolest Summon : Neo Bahamut & Diabolos
Crappiest Summon : Eden & Choco

Coolest Supporting Actor : Laguna Loire
Crapiest Supporting Actor : Queen Brahne

Coolest Heroine : None. I love real world women better .
Crapiest Heroine : Heidi Klum (how can she marry to fugly Seal??)

Cutest Monster : Tonberry variation.
Most Underrated Hero : Irvine Kinneas & Amarant (personal selection)
Coolest FMV : Rise of Weapons (FF7)
Special Award : Sin (monstrous design)
Coolest FF Player : Me (self proclaimed)

*note: I still havent played FF4.