no...roundboard yg menghala ke padang jawa tu..xegat plak seksy bape...

dekat i-city yg ada hantu la

UiTM alone da simpan byk cerita 

lokasi...jln mahang ke kulim high tech park....
ni jd betul2 kat aku....ngah drive dlm kul 3-4 pg mcm tue....tiba2 lampu high beam kreta ak mcm suluh ke jln mati...makin lama nmpk penhujung jln n mcm ad dinding hitam kat tgh2 jln....ak balas stereng masuk ladang pokok sawit....seb bek xlaju lau x dh mampos ak langgar pokok kelapa sawit....

kejadian ke 2 dari simpang 4 ke tampin ikot a famosa resort...slpas flyover.....mmbr ak drive...tba2 tbabas ke tepi jln...dlm kelam kabut tue...mmbr ak ckp...die xnmpk jln...sbb ad kain puth tutup cermin depan kreta...padahal...ak xnmpk ap pon....pd ms yg same die kate ad lg ken putih tue....sdah..ak ngn die dh tketar2, pasang cd nasyid, tukar seat dlm keta...ak drive slow2...ni yg paling ganas ak pnah kene....

the LIFT 

back in 2004, the lift penuh org tampal surah2 quran.. tampal mcm tampal poster ah long.. i tot why no one cabut or anything..then i know why its there

I am not being butthurt or anything, but the whole quality of bahasa is just unreadable. Example.
seriously didnt get this shit.

Pada satu masa, semasa minggu pertama sekolah, para pelajar tengah sibuk mengemaskan bilik masing masing. Mereka menyediakan duty roster, tampal nama diatas locker dan lain lain. Satu dorm dengan penuh semangat meneruskan kerja mereke sampain lewat malam. Selepas itu, mereka pun masuk tidur. Tiba tiba seorang pelajar terbangun oleh kawan dia kerana dia ingin pergi ke tandas....

It takes 3 lines approx to say the whole story, he took 5 lines and I have no clue what the last line was trying to say. Im <insert race> and I make better bahasa than most <insert race> chaps.

ha, i told u. jalan ni memang angker
tapi sometimes driver suka bawak laku2 kat kona bukit situ sebab thrill
macam initial D punya jalan pun ada
holy crap, this padang jawa punya story so famous ka? I also pernah dengar
the version i heard was got one fellow tengah tunggu bas ke teksi malam2, every single time teksi or bas lalu he will tahan, but NONE of them stopped. so he walked away la. after a distance he pandang belakang, rupa rupanya on the bustop roof ada hantu bertenggek kat atas tu, long hair mata besar and leher panjang

typical malaysian, got into accident due to own fault but blame ghost.. please stop this nonsense..