When it comes to the world of penises, it’s a commonly held belief that bigger is better. Most of the time it is. What woman doesn’t love the added friction of a big penis? But even the most dedicated of size queens may find that sometimes a too-large penis can be more than a mouthful -- literally.

I once met a man who was so well endowed that the first time we had sex he punctured me. We awoke to find blood stains all over the bed the next morning, and, for once, it wasn’t because I was riding the crimson wave. Nope, it was just because his d*** was abnormally big. As the day went on, I continued to bleed causing me to worry if this was normal. The last thing I needed was an infection below the belt. So I called up a doctor friend to ask for advice. His counsel? Lay off having sex for a few days. You would think he’d know me better than that. Clearly that wasn’t an option.

Big Penises And Anal Sex: A Deadly Combination
Undeterred, I continued to have sex with the Anaconda, as I call him, and as a result continued to bleed here and there. It was all fine and dandy until one day he thought it would be a great idea to spring anal sex on me. In most circumstances, I’m a big fan of surprises. But “Surprise! My d*** is in your ass!” is not one of them. I screamed in pain and told him in no uncertain terms to get the hell off of me.

It didn’t get any better when it came to oral sex. The first time I went downtown, I could barely fit it in my mouth, causing me to accidentally graze his member with my teeth. After a little practice, I finally got it under control, but easy it was not. Still, his larger-than-life penis was not as bad as some of the others my friends have encountered. Some of my girlfriends have experienced penises so enormous they could only allow half of it inside before yelping in pain. It’s like going to a buffet and being unable to eat.

So what’s a guy to do when he has a big penis? Alas, unlike boobs, there is no way to make it smaller or larger (although I sure wish there was).

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causing me to accidentally graze his member with my teeth.


What the heck is member?
He got few more d***?

2" detected

slang..... adik

gold member

deadboy is still a boy

basic england oso u kenot comprehend

26 inci?

the first time is hard...just need more lube and slower motion......

i just learnt that MEMBER means friend in Malay....

So, I can tell my female friend that my member is always ready for your member?

U know, member ah. neh... member leh.

Fail.

lol so stupid goes anal

she must be a blonde

that's why....you all want big dik, i in my heart i raff raff only

cos no matter how big is your Captain Jack, if she can't receive the impact, you better off fapping.

Unless, you dig african american women. Oh wai-

Actually I dont mind men with big penises or small or medium ..
I enjoy em all

tu la... kat skola tk nk blaja tul2.

ko ni ghey ke ape bro?

2" prevails!!!

dafuq! kicha?

after several years sure she will say :" my latest bf have a biggest d*** than any of my ex-bf.."

This post has been edited by krizalid88: Jun 14 2012, 03:29 PM

yala
what? ghey cant comment in /k/ ke?
nk prejudice g tempat lain ok ...
no need for hate yo

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Added on June 14, 2012, 3:29 pmwhat? u wanna fck from me is it?

This post has been edited by achik1990: Jun 14 2012, 03:29 PM

/k/ no layan ghey people. that's it.

Just curious, is there a world record for largest penis? (Human lar, not the blue whale)

Im sorry you guys had to hear that from her about me.

sound like a pedo victim, oh wai

Ok wat, can train her for deliver babies next time. Easier to come out.

no girl likes to have her insides torn up.

hahahahhaha wtfucuk ahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

big penis makes me worry too

Damn why my gf go tell ppl about our experience here?

thats why those big "johnkers" should be pair to those black woman big ass mama nikka.. their pusseh so huge, even MRT also can make u-turn inside it.

i would love to have 1.

I learned that women dont always like surpise butsecks today.

piiii laaa

Dafuq?

NO LAYAN DONT MIND..JUST DUN CARI PSAL HAHAHAHA

its ok bro
we treat special people indifferently

Big peniser should find fat ppl as gf/waifu?

U girl or guy?

Anyway trust me the teeth thing was my story. After that I knocked her teeth off and from then on no more grazing my ill bro

special people?? hahha LOL

girl

Btw I can Tahan more than 20minutes. 20 minutes is peanuts la. Of course I talk only no use. U should experience for yourself

semua lelaki cakap saje la. sure very fast one.

no hope already.

asians delight?

my waifu very happy with my size, once my waifu ask me" dear, are you free tonight" i know she want it already.

This post has been edited by MetalIronWood: Jun 14 2012, 08:39 PM

one of the best tv series ever!!!!! larry should make a ton more dammit

I have the opposite problem actually

u need to go back to primary school.

Small or big also complain.

so true

that is because the most desirable size is smaller than a abnormally big size, which is about 6.7" with 5.5" girth. not those 5-6" or average 6". 4in or 2in dont complain la

Gonna say something real corny right now
It ain't all about the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. Hahahaha

The width makes the difference. Even short but width is bigger than normal then yea i will scream like hell..

It take years till the pain stops. I got comfy with mu bf after like 3 years

You know what that means right? You've been stretched out. Ain't no one gonna want that now

i'm a tsunami.

what! she doing an anal until bleeding?
sungguh stupiak n pengotor

Ask her to give it up and go smaller and see what she says

weiii no need to worry! Asian guys have smaller penises than the West so women no need to worry!

U mean like reserved parking space which no used because they dont exist? Or vip toilet with more privacy n easier to take off ur pant without swapping the toilet wall?