I ordered some adult stuff from Japan, in this case onahole, kinda like tenga.

But then got held by Kastam under Bahan lucah.
In the letter they said I can pick it up at the post office in a month or they will remove it.

Should I pick it up? Do I have to pay anything? How much? Anyone have this kind of experience?
It's just 1 item and for personal use.
I'm stumped here. ....and desperate.

Not sure, but please check if it is an offence to import "bahan lucah", if yes, you better forget about it, why?, when you go claim it, it confirms you are the importer and you can kena saman.

they will ask u to pay 10x the price of dat thing la.
u shud buy from singapore instead from other countries outside away from Malaysia.
cuz if from Singapore they can use their own courier.

weird......
malaysia website got sell, why import.........
better quality?

Plus the aweks there will cop you as pervert and they'll tell their friend which will tell their friend which will tell their friend which will tell their friend.... before you know it' the whole country will know you're a pervert.

they snapped pics, post of fb

gua nak gelak boleh jap...hahahaha....kantoi...

in before forever alone

ini forever alone tahap dewa sampai beli adult toys

Won't it be in a package?

buy local not same ?

Imagine how awkward would it be if TS bought a life like dutch wife doll. Then have to go and collect it. Everyone will just stare at him with all sort of thought playing in their mind.

Someone bought this from hobbyshop and damn embarass when shipped to neighbour.






Good luck explaining to anyone it's really this.




http://www.hobbyking.com/hobbyking/store/u...idProduct=17330

Don't have to pass through customs.

Buy from local.

Third party.

They import from overseas.

I mean they can help order for you.

Maybe how they ship it into Malaysia...emmm...special ops style




This post has been edited by Raikkonen: Apr 20 2012, 03:59 PM

Local is....
They dont have the anime theme onahole, only have Tenga and fake chinese tenga.
The Japanese one is more high quality.

And the local seems to be a much expensive, they charge kaw-kaw. Said its for custom duty and stuff.

Memang forever alone la ni, tapi sejujurnya itu lebih baik dari zina.
ceewah. Kantoi siot.

Maybe you can make special order from them.

Of course la charge kaw-kaw...difficult to pass through customs.

First of all, I will never buy by myself; using credit card, online etc.

Second, spent > RM300 for those things...arghh!!!
Personally, waste money.

Nothing beats a real women.
You know what I mean.
She's warm all over




Tried emailing Pos Malaysia?

They usually reply email.




This post has been edited by Raikkonen: Apr 20 2012, 05:24 PM

Which site you bought it from?

Didn't you try to ask them to false declare as gift?


This post has been edited by Senjou: Apr 20 2012, 05:42 PM

http://www.tenga.com.my/

Next time buy frm here.
Hihi

Got resellers in Malaysia - Sg Wang, Mid Valley, PJ

Tenga resellers

do u mean u buy a body of toy that have face etc? not like tenga?

just like me.. i buy perfume from lelong..but it says BEAUTY PRODUCT..kind of embarass 4 me

Even though the box is discreet, the custom can scan or simply open it for inspection if they felt something fishy.

It's a common sense that those toys will be confiscated since our country banned stuff related to porn/explicit sex.

I've bought a vulva perfume from germany. Luckily it is not confiscated but the customs opened the box and didn't seal it back. wtf

The anime theme onahole is not really that good, its cheap USD10 but the fun is there.

The tried tenga, only use them for 1 month before kulat tumbuh.
I didnt wash them properly. lol.

Have you tried the H20 lubricant yet?

H2O > lotion

But too expensive.

Better DYI; Youtube

No offence but how can some felt aroused over an anime character?

I kenot brain

Why don't you try Fleshlight

Im selling egg Tenga, interested pls PM me. Thank you

hahah oh wow....there is business opportunity in everything, i guess.

how much is tenga.. can recommend which model best ah?

damn, the foreveralone is strong in this one. you either fap with your own fcking hands or just find a gooddamn wimminz la sohem

or just a gay partner will do

U use poslaju courier? If yes, then ur vajaina being detained in poslaju klia. Just go there n settle.

can buy from time square la brader

dun take back the toys.. the toys not virgin anymore.........after being held at kastam.....

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This post has been edited by FrozerLaxegon: Jul 20 2017, 11:20 PM

wah foreveralone, i wonder what are the laws of pleasing yourself with those things?

and yes it will be an embarrassing moment picking up that thing. even i will stare, laugh, and probably create a thread here.

why u buy aiyo xD

I know this is serious kopitiam, but this is funny mang, haha..

lol/

is the lost negligible? if yes, i think jsut let it go lo.

pergi cheong la. once u tasted it, it would not be the same

The only reason this thread is only 2 pages is because its in Serious Kopitiam. I wonder if its in /k/ lol.

On the other hand, don't go and take it. Might as well there could be a LYN member waiting for you to take it, snap your picture while you're taking it and post it here. That would be an epic thread I tell you

Im selling 1 Egg tenga for RM40.. Twister and stepper is the best selling. PM me if interested. COD also available.

suruh adik perempuan pergi pakai purdah cermin mata gelap pergi ambil.

fake spotted.

go lah go take

sexy post office ladies await you

just go there and claim if the letter didnt say u need to pay taxes....btw which jav idol u bought ? i rike maria ozawa onahole...

This.

They sell this in Pertama complex, why need to import?

i thought that one sungai wang also got sell? very common what... can just go to shop and buy

hahaha nokhhhooroommm

Hahaha even though this is serious /k, this is seriously funneh. In before customs take out and pamer in front of everyone when TS go to collect.

next time bought, pls go something like kangaroo, gdex, or else

now only i know the sparma can survive outdoor and build own colony

Lol since when serious /k/ became jokes heaven?

bang.beli toys tu jalan nak gi zina bang.

share satu department pastu bungkus letak balik.bila ts guna balik kena siflis+gonorea

check got stain or not picking up

I kena one time. The idiot seller wrote "adult toys" in the description. It is actually a designer's toy.
The bodoh thing is our fukking stupid moron Custom officer opened the package and still sents me a card to go see them at LCCT nearby there. They already opened the package, can see that it's a space ship model still they called me up to explain about the "adult toy" description. Maybe they think the flying saucer fits in his anus

drillz of my "adult toy"



This post has been edited by idoblu: Feb 23 2017, 10:35 AM

oh man, this is SERIOUSly funny.

My reaction:

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This post has been edited by idoblu: Sep 6 2014, 07:01 PM

Dafuq....you buying lucah stuff from oberseas and expect to pass thru kastam???

kau mmg sial la hahahaha

soo in the end u got go kustam claim the tenga |?

siapa necro thread ni

malaysia also got wat

Hehehhehehahhahahhohohooho.

bahan lucah tak leh pass....confirm....

how other shop make it through is by other ordering other normal item...and masked it...so u bayar tax settle...

wtf 2012 thread.

Lol lemme guess...you tried to buy a meiki from overseas?

Which model?

TS you collect it or not? TS ANSWER US

Jesus TS, a fake *****. I don't think you can get back.

Cant stop laughing..hahahaha

300++ only? can rekomen the site?

Sorry.

I do not recall.

2012...long time ago.

opps im sorry for serow..... just saw this topic today

Malaysia gomen mind set
even self service also consider lucah
oh come on we're adults

banyak advt on streets.... OBAT KUAT LELAKI

when TS go pick up, inside sticky d

Haha should ask the sender to declare as something like health-related equipment

what my friend do feed the croc, they will let u go.

overseas ones are unused lol 404

Those sex doll from China is nice, haha.

I cannot stop laughing at this..

tak cukup lagi ke tuhan bagi tangan kiri dan kanan?

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This post has been edited by Kokolat: Jan 26 2016, 11:32 PM

i ordered sex toys last year and havent arrive to me, with no letter from kastam...GG

Where did you order from?

taobao

did u check with the seller. This is considered sensitive item, usually before exporting it will be returned back to the seller.
Unless you use a third party shipping / courier agent. Don't use Taobao's one..

Even Chinese Tea also cannot export..
I tried to order some tea but it was rejected back to the seller.

NLS JP

nice old tread

i got 1 agent from malaysia can order sex toy from tao bao. sensatif item u need add rm 35 for sensatif item charge. until now i try learn how he do that

this one declared as toy or sextoy?