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post Nov 29 2011, 08:54 PM

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QUOTE(Mollai @ Nov 29 2011, 08:05 PM)
Awwww. Y u no buy car. Lol.

Joo wait. Next time i buy car i go fetch u.
and sell u to the brothel brows.gif
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if it's morrai, i sanggup liao
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post Nov 29 2011, 09:00 PM

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QUOTE(ar188 @ Nov 29 2011, 08:58 PM)
u dem lucky then.. usually the seller get to sample the goods first hor..  brows.gif
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i hope it's a gentle experience
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post Nov 29 2011, 09:58 PM

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everyone got out ok?

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post Nov 30 2011, 07:00 AM

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post Nov 30 2011, 08:05 AM

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QUOTE(Mollai @ Nov 30 2011, 07:48 AM)
Omg don. U didnt sleep?


Added on November 30, 2011, 7:49 amBtw. Morning everyone wave.gif

ouch ouch ouch *rolls outta bed*
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Berapa hari nak sakit lah dey?
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post Nov 30 2011, 08:14 AM

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QUOTE(min.lin @ Nov 30 2011, 08:08 AM)
Omg the pain today... Is so much worse than ytd.. O o oooo w owww www owwwwwwwwwww!!


Added on November 30, 2011, 8:09 amU tak sakit??
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healed, just a little left over. going to the gym today to inflict pain on the pain so the pain feels pain xhibit.jpg
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post Nov 30 2011, 09:19 AM

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QUOTE(Mollai @ Nov 30 2011, 09:15 AM)

Added on November 30, 2011, 9:17 amjz reach offiz...cuz took 10 minutes to make express sammich
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approved. carry on.
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post Nov 30 2011, 09:31 AM

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QUOTE(Mollai @ Nov 30 2011, 09:22 AM)
cannot brain. carry on what?
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ooo..then how those ppl wanna go 14th floor..todey 14th floor no bukak
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your sandwich-making activity has been approved. thumbs-up, well done. carry on with your sandwiches
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post Nov 30 2011, 09:38 AM

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QUOTE(Mollai @ Nov 30 2011, 09:33 AM)
nommsedang nommmmakannommm....nommsudah mau nommmhabis nommm
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"HAHa-emm- uhuk uhuk"
"you alright bro?"
"yeah, yeah. i was umm... going to sneeze, then, i coughed. yeah. totally not surfing /k/."

thanks to this post.
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post Nov 30 2011, 09:47 AM

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QUOTE(Mollai @ Nov 30 2011, 09:41 AM)
hm..for self consumption ok lar..
you alright bro? hmm.gif

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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yalah, i was hiding the tab then suddenly i read the post, i terlold. have to totally cover line.

you know my managers like sit right behind me?
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QUOTE(Mollai @ Nov 30 2011, 09:51 AM)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my manajur sit behind me oso. but in between got one colleague and another desk.

my /k/ is in another window, about 15x15cm. hoping that my head is big enough to cover it mang.. LOLL
inb4 morrai self-deception


Added on November 30, 2011, 9:52 ambtw..ytd i remember reading you said that you bang into a train station.. story pls.
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if i have it in another window, there's a "/k/ leng zhai thread" tab on my programme bar. lagi scandalous.

oh yeah, the train story. it was during uni, my housemate was gonna leave his car with me while he went to greece, so we took it for a spin. thanks to a confusing road system, other cars, traffic and the panic yelling, i ploughed right into the Colchester North Station.

my friend took over and we drove away before the po pos show up and shoot us as terrorists. i was limited to only warming up the engine and turning on the radio.

i dont know why i have stories like this. one day i'll tell you about how i screwed up a polish airport.

QUOTE(min.lin @ Nov 30 2011, 09:52 AM)
gunna upload 2 pictars to bola chop tered
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as long its not the one with me crawling on the ground with broken balls
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post Nov 30 2011, 10:37 AM

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QUOTE(nickisthemost @ Nov 30 2011, 10:19 AM)
empyreal and duckoil
the car damaged badly ?
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car was okay. i ran into the station entrance like i was going through the toll. luckily it was midnight.

QUOTE(Mollai @ Nov 30 2011, 10:19 AM)
i still can't figure out how u managed to ploughed into the station. and what's po pos? poris?

waffak, an airport???????????? did you mean a flat chested polist girl?
min: pm me the pichar brows.gif
what does rainforest have to do with philosophy?
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like Wroclaw International Airport. polish girls all no airport one.


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QUOTE(Mollai @ Nov 30 2011, 10:39 AM)
okay.jpg
then how did  you bang into the airport?

so u never drove since then?

omaii..wai lar u so violent....
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airport i didnt bang one. i just took out their security x-ray system with a rose. how can you be violent with a rose?

QUOTE(duckoil @ Nov 30 2011, 10:43 AM)
mollai : thats y i suck at IT stuff, grrr dayum it all

emp : u is hardcore, n typical asian stereotype too, u make da myth true dat asians can't drive
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i knows. i even turn bright red when i drink.

but not on the man parts. no asian discount there, girls.

QUOTE(ar188 @ Nov 30 2011, 10:47 AM)
hmm.. i tot going thro toll need to slow down till stop at the booth?  hmm.gif

so how many toll booths have u taken out as well?  laugh.gif
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none.

so far.

QUOTE(duckoil @ Nov 30 2011, 10:48 AM)
all hail emp da man
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how can epic fails make me the man.

unless the man is efg
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QUOTE(duckoil @ Nov 30 2011, 11:23 AM)
mollai : den hw bout stealing it, lol instead of crashing into the place like a boss den trying to steal a rollsroyce, n btw y a rollsroyce, when i tot u shud like a frying pan or a washing machine, or a cucumber or somesort
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I like the way you think.
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QUOTE(Mollai @ Nov 30 2011, 11:39 AM)
mana story u..the rose. and the rest.. come come..
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If I tell you all my stories here, then next time what will I talk about?

Also, mana YOU punya stories? Pics are fine too

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QUOTE(nickisthemost @ Nov 30 2011, 12:19 PM)
i think min's bum bum is bigger
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I think its the other way round. I was chasing the balls and someone's big ass blocked me effectively
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QUOTE(nickisthemost @ Nov 30 2011, 12:24 PM)
xsan perhaps
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No lah, nasib baik I gentleman stop in time. If not, scandalous.
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On standby for a meeting. No food for lunch again. Oi, morrai, buat me a sandwich!
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QUOTE(7chai @ Nov 30 2011, 01:33 PM)
he is a prey, whaddya expect  laugh.gif
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