once you photoshop out that beard stubble and make that jawline less manly, im sure your picture tarping skillz gonna +20

he/she have to bawa bertenang

have to update it. too much minecraft, distracted already.

also, thanks!

orly

blog ada.

you got like tonnes of pictures from yesterday. kinda unfair that i've got none.

also, not bad only?

also, hungry. a meeting took up entire lunch time.

blog ada, facebook ada,

how am i any different from my online persona?

FFUUUUUUUU

gee, thanks for the lovely mental image.

Travelling with morrai + full bladder/ bowel

scared 'accident'

you are so totally attracting the fellas with weird fetishes

summary of the last 10 pages: morrai took a crap and managed to stand up after that.

wimmenz fixing things that are not broken

not driving. piggy back can lah, nak?

tarps tarping tarps that are not tarps

it's true. moving things for no reason, cleaning stuff that's already clean, plucking eyebrows then drawing them back on. woman logic.

also applies to tarps.

it'll be the slowest piggy back ride in the world with my legs like this. im imagining a very fat duck waddling, with another duck standing on its back.

ok. i'll start walking to what, cheras?

my legs are damn stiff, man. everyone is going like "robocop, robocop!" whenever i try to turn a corner. dang.

the sounds i make is about the same as the old man in Up makes. i need one of those canes with tennis balls on them.

oh gawd tennis balls.

one day, hockey balls. yeah, those little buggers sting like hell.

must remember to get some cups.

you lah, run here run there marathon here marathon there, main bola sikit dah crumble.