There's once me and my friend got stopped for jumping queue... coincidentally he didn't bring his wallet too...

Police: - You tau apa salah?
Friend: <bs abit here and there>
Police: Tunjuk IC...
Friend with grim look on face: Lupa bawa
Police: I boleh bawa you balik balai, etc, etc tau?
Police: You mau saya tolong you bagaimana?

At the end, bcos my friend never bring wallet, check his pants for loose bills. Turns out he has a RM100 bill only. Of course hesitant to give lo.... but the police say, "Takpe, I ade change".... So in the end I offered to pay the duit kopi 1st since I had small change... So we handed the cash over, but he quickly put our hand down, and said "jaga sikit, ade banyak orang", and he threw his white gloves down on my friends lap, asked him to wrap the money around it. He then picked it up with an "Ok".

End of story... we still laugh about the "Takpe, I ade change" part until now... gee!