Wait what the hell are you guys arguing about again?

Yeah...no idea what's with you guys and walls then.

Let's discuss about how jelly we are over a game addict's harem.

THAT SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE!

Disclaimer : UMD comes with a compulsory USB dongle for DRM purposes as well as life-or-death situation emulator. Upon death of the virtual character controlled by the player, the USB dongle will detonate with the force of a stick of dynamite, thereby terminating the game, the gameplay device, as well as the player.

>Decide to go to a dungeon that they THINK they can handle
>Find a room with an unguarded chest thinking it won't be a trap
>LOL TRAP and they get killed except for Kirito

At this point, I had to pause the show because I was laughing way too hard.

It's like these pricks have never played a video game before.

10 second rez limit. They've been dead for quite a while dude.

>Get ganged by 7 dickwads and a slut
>Be overlevelled as f*ck
>Not f*cking everyone up and leave them with a single HP so they get killed by random mobs

Unrealistic depiction of a player in a Free-for-all MMORPG PVP setting. DROPPED!

See you next week

>the whole point of SAO is for the JSDF to breed their very own SHODAN and Skynet.

And suddenly, this novel turned GRIMDARK as f*ck.

So if we ever have to blame someone for the rise of the machines, I'm blaming Kiri-douche.

>Treating NPCs as though they are living, breathing humans

Just...what? My brain can't exactly comprehend such foolhardy. DROPPED!

>Episode 6

So boring I DROPPED!

>Episode 7

HOW THE F*CK CAN YOU BEEN SO DENSE YET STILL MANAGE TO GET ALL THE GIRLS! DROPPED

>Episode 8

Not threatening the life of Lord McDouchehole for even looking at you funny. Dropped

See you guys next week

You mean he isn't godlike as he is?

That's the joke.