Hi folks,

I received one phonecall (from local 016 number) from a Nigerian guy who wants to by my Samsung Bluetooth Earpiece which he saw in Mudah.

His accent doesnt sound right at the beginning, halfway through the conversation, i knew he is African.. Here's a summary of our conversation.

Nigerian Guy: Hellllio, I want to buy your Samsung Bluetooth. Is still available?
Me: Yes. Still for sale.
Nigerian Guy: How to buy?
Me: You bank the money into my CIMB account, then i send to you by Poslaju.
Nigerian Guy: You no do cash on delivery.
Me: Sorry. I'm quite busy at work. Poslaju only.
Nigerian Guy: Is this a SCCAAAM?
Me: Huh? What SCCCAAAM? I dun understand what you saying.
Nigerian Guy: I said SCCAAAAM.. S.. C.. A.. M...
Me: What is scam here? Are you a serious buyer?
Nigerian Guy: Yes. I want to buy for my friend. I dun have bank account. I pay you cash.. US dollahs okay? my friend..
Me: You just use the ATM teller to bank in the money.
Nigerian Guy: I pay you extra with US money okay?
Me: Sorry.. Where are you calling from?
Nigerian Guy: I calling from Puchong.
Me: Okay. Are you Malaysian?
Nigerian Guy: Yes. I from Malaysia.
Me: Anda boleh bercakap bahasa?
Nigerian Guy: What?
Me: Anda boleh bercakap bahasa?
Nigerian Guy: Sorry.. I dun understand..
Me: Di manakah anda datang?
Nigerian Guy: What??
Me: Can you speak Malay?
Nigerian Guy: No.. cannnoooott.. I am from Nigeria!
Me: Oh... Sorry.. only deal with fellow malaysians only.
Nigerian Guy: My fren Malaysia.. i pay good money...
Me: Maaf.. Malaysia for Malaysian only.. Sayonara...
(*I then hung up the line)

5 mins later... he called up again.. I decided to troll him for a while...

Nigerian Guy: Hellio.. I want to buy your bluetooth and my fren is Malaysian...okay?
Me: Sorry.. Item sold.. If you want to buy, please visit my fren's shop at Bukit Aman..
Nigerian Guy: Bukiiiii what?
Me: Bukit Aman...
Nigerian Guy: I want to meet in Puchong
Me: Sorry.. Mandela's dead.. I need to mourn for 7 days...
Nigerian Guy: Whhhat you saying???
Me: Mandela's dead.. I need to mourn for 7 days... faham?? faham?? faham?
Nigerian Guy: !#^*#&*_@^*^&
(*I then hung up the line)

Folks, please be careful if you are selling stuff on Lelong! Nigerians are here on local soil, and using local mobile, staying locally... BEWARE!!