Honestly, I can't even read notes.
Well, at least I can't remember how to read notes.
I was learning piano when I was like, 10 years old. Stopped when I was doing my UPSR (which was when I was 12 btw).
I'm beginning to pick up notes again with my guitar lessons, but can't get to grips with it.

BLS Attitude?
You should hear Zakk go on and on and on about Guitar Theory.
I mean, he REALLY knows his S**T.

And I only know whatever is thought to me by my guitar instructor now. I only know basic scales and stuff like that..... but nothing too amazing.