I train in a private gym, so no retarded hanky panky happens. Occasionally though, when I have clients who use normal gyms, I go and realize a few weird things.

1. Queen ant & worker ants
One guy, looking all big and giving tips, and his ants are all around him feeding him the sweet essence of compliments and oohs and aahs. Strange.

2. Touchers.
Guys that go,

"OMG ur arms so big. *Touch touch*" .





3. Power curlers
Takes a power rack, loads big weight and does something like a power clean, with a curl. (Exkyooze me mate, the circus is THAT side?)

4. Historians.
"Back in the day, I was benching 500LBS for 15 reps, as warmup! Nowadays, I do lightweight, for cutting and I don't wanna be big anymore" (yes and Sir, you clearly implanted a microphone into your lungs that only turns on when you talk about your back in the day lifts)

5. Personal trainers
If you do this, you can "catch" the "this part" of your muscle. (Points at insertion of tricep long head)

HEH??