Vampire Academy (2014)
Once upon a time, a bunch of big shots at Reliance Entertainment got together.
They brainstormed for a bit, and this is what happened in the meeting...
Bigshot: So, any ideas as to what we can make for cheap and reap a ga-zillion dollars?
Executive #1: What's this I hear about sparkling vampires that kids are crazy about nowadays?
Executive #2: I believe you are think of Twilight. Yes, that made alot of money. But if we produce something similar, the public would think we are cashing in on the franchises...
Writer #1: Well... Not necessarily. We can come up with something similar and actually makes fun of the said franchise, should the movie can appear smart, trend and edgy! And at the same time give the general teenagers the same old, same old.
Writer #2: Well... serving the same thing and giving it a different name might backfire on us, we have to give it a different spin...
Executive #1: Wasn't there another franchise about a wizard kid that made Warner alot of dough??
Writer #1: Harry Potter.
Executive #1: Yes, yes that. It;s been awhile now, can we not do something similar to that instead?!
Executive #2: Well, we could try and do an original script, ...
Bigshot: Too expensive, to big a risk!! We have to watch the bottom line now.
Executive #1: Well, are there any other young adult novels that is doing well?
Executive #2: Or we can buy the right to the Narnia franchise and do a number 4?
Bigshot: No, no, no, Fox had already done that and the returns was poor!! We need something new, something fresh and we can get alot of unknowns to play the key roles inexpensively and maybe convincingly!
Executive #2: We might need SOME veteran actors to give this some weight. No one expensive. Just, you know... Known!! Well, Richelle Mead's Vampire Academy seem to have a large following...
Executive #1: Can we get the film rights cheaply?
Executive #2: Maybe... We'll see.
Writer #1: Vampires and magic...
Writer #2: Hmph... and maybe a dash of Juno in the lead...
Bigshot: Okay it is decided, get it done guys, and I want the product out by 2014!
The above is what I think happened which leads to this disastrous movie.
It is a dash better then the first Twilight, but not by much!
I watched this, SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO...
You've been warned kiddies, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!
My Two Sen...
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