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post Sep 27 2012, 11:23 PM

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lol
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post Oct 11 2012, 10:49 PM

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my wife was home sick today with bronchitis, and wanted to get some work done. but her laptop wasn't working, so she turned to me for tech support. i gave her a notebook i had loaded with the Windows 8 RTM and Office 2013 Home preview. i showed her a few basic things, and then went back to work.

that's right—i gave my sick wife a brand new operating system and an updated Office suite to use with 5 minutes of training. i'm surprised she didn't call a divorce lawyer.

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post Oct 11 2012, 11:03 PM

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on women using new IT stuff, you can expect whats going to happen
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post Oct 15 2012, 10:27 AM

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surprise buttsechs
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post Nov 8 2012, 02:44 PM

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QUOTE(PhilHellmuth @ Nov 8 2012, 02:25 PM)
care to explain?
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big mac or quarter pounder, that was the decision americans have to make
its more like their daily decsions
not other decision that some people would expect (such as Obama or Romney)
i think tongue.gif
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post Nov 8 2012, 03:14 PM

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once you go black, you can't go back
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post Jan 17 2013, 08:46 PM

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sedikitTidakMuat wub.gif
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post Mar 28 2013, 12:38 PM

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QUOTE(shinkawa @ Mar 28 2013, 12:16 PM)
not so understand this. mind explain?
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the wife was always at home on the evening, which Bob wasn't for a long while during evenings.
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post Apr 13 2013, 12:58 AM

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SO, THE thing that everyone feared has come to pass. A war-mongering, nuclear-armed nation which repeatedly disregards United Nations’ resolutions and international law, is becoming increasingly assertive.

Yes, people around the world are worrying about the behavior of the United States. And then of course there’s North Korea.
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post Apr 18 2013, 11:06 PM

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haha nasib baik zephyr_mage quote
boleh aku post kat funny posts in lolyat kalau aku free nanti
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post May 15 2013, 02:14 PM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ May 15 2013, 10:54 AM)
Genies are tricky little f***ers and will always try to twist what you wish for.

For example, last night I wished that my flat-chested wife could have tits like Angelina Jolie.
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and....?
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post May 15 2013, 03:02 PM

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yeah i heard about the news, but i just googled mastectomy

ok

even tho i couldn't relate how the blame was on the genie
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post May 16 2013, 09:09 AM

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hah! ok hahahaha
damn how come i didn't get that
awesome
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post May 17 2013, 03:52 PM

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QUOTE(ben3003 @ May 17 2013, 03:32 PM)
sorry i cannot get it.
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there is no cure for gay
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post Jun 7 2013, 12:46 AM

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user posted image
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post Jan 2 2014, 08:30 AM

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QUOTE(aLittleMisfit @ Jan 1 2014, 11:16 AM)
Best wishes for a wonderful year ahead of us. All of us at the Malaysia Government Transformation Programme would like to wish everyone a very happy 2008.
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nice.. haha
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post Jul 7 2014, 08:19 AM

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at last.. a proper joke lol
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post Jul 7 2014, 08:31 AM

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QUOTE(m0r31d8ng3l @ Jul 7 2014, 08:22 AM)
Sorry.. but I don't get this..
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post Oct 6 2014, 07:53 PM

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how could you do this to me sedikitTidakMuat :'(
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post Jul 19 2015, 11:50 AM

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nice.. hahaha

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