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ALEX THUNDERBOLT FREE KICK SCORED!

Ramires:Chelsea's big-money summer signing showed signs he is beginning to adapt to life in England on Sunday. Ramires was one of the dominant forces in the Blues' team against Arsenal, showing fire and fitness as he took the fight to Arsene Wenger's men. He won possession for his team with a strong tackle, before showing awareness and poise to feed Cole in the build up to the game's opening goal. With Ramires slotting in alongside Mikel and Essien, Chelsea's midfield has a very imposing look to it.

Ashley Cole:Regardless of what you may think about his extracurricular activities, you would have to admit Ashley Cole is one of the most consistent players in the Premier League. Carlo Ancelotti has introduced a system which gives the attack-minded left back freedom to burst forward, and he has been doing it to devastating effect. He laid on the opening goal against Arsenal for Didier Drogba, and then had one of his own chalked off, firing home a wonderful half volley from an offside position. While certain England stars are struggling for form, Cole continues to prove why he is one of the best full-backs in the world.

Alex: Just inside him at the heart of defence is Alex, the Brazilian who has ensured Ricardo Carvalho's move to Real Madrid has barely been noticed at Stamford Bridge. Confronted with the lively Marouane Chamakh in Sunday's clash with Arsenal, Alex helped make sure it was a frustrating afternoon for the Moroccan striker. After providing stability in the Chelsea rearguard all afternoon, with six minutes to go he decided to finish off the Gunners, thumping home an unstoppable free kick to set the seal on an impressive display.

Chelsea have signed 11-year-old Northampton Town striker Michael Gyasi for an undisclosed fee.

The switch includes a variety of add-ons, which are subject to particular targets being met.

Cobblers centre of excellence boss Trevor Gould said: "Michael has progressed well and has improved with our coaching.

"Financially the deal is good for us, and the money we will receive will aid our youth development."

Gyasi had been part of the Northampton centre of excellence for the last three years.

"While we obviously want to produce and keep our best players, when a Premier League club like Chelsea come knocking, as long as the deal is right for the club, we will never stand in a boy's way," added Gould.

"Not only is this is a superb opportunity for Michael but it reinforces the quality of player we are bringing both into the club and through our centre of excellence."