Alright, haven't read the entire thread... but the first page.

Have you considered an entirely new solution to your problem could be celibacy. That is, just completely forget having a girlfriend or having sex. It's not all it's cracked up to be. You can focus WAY more on work and get more stuff done in your life this way. And honestly, staying alone isn't that bad. I mean get yourself a nice rocking chair, a room with a view, and a nice cup of coffee... what's so bad about that? In this country, that's kind of the highest you can aim for.