swallow

lol no wonder you're all still single.

If he's a millionaire, he's not going to waste time accompanying you... Plus, he won't just love you, he'll probably love other women too... Millionaires are never kind people... If they were kind, they wouldn't be millionaires in the first place...

this is for you

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary
of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is
not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to

ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've
dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my
upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on
the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and w ho can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

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Amazing reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out
there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your
situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k,
which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not
wasting time here.! From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad
decision to marry you.. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty'
and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and
square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but
my money will not be gone without any good reason.

The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10
years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a 'trading position'. If the! trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with
the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to
make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold
or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would
only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget
looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make
yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better
chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps ... If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do
contact me ...

signed,
CEO
J.P. Morgan

The fact that you put 1) up there means guys are already avoiding you. 

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Added on August 31, 2010, 7:12 pm

It's nice to think that, isn't it? Makes you feel better about being poor, doesn't it? 

Ya lo... He very butthurt cuz can't find millionaire gf or he's a millionaire who doesn't have a gf... lol!

We go indonesia alot of us can be rupiahnaires.

try to find ur perfect guy. n u will die as a virgin.

The fact that that's even one of your criteria says a lot about you already. 

The first point contradicts the second point. The fourth point contradicts the first point. The million-dollar question is: Do you have the goods to support what you're asking above?

I only need an understanding and smart girlfriend; which I currently have and very proud of. The traits comes in bonus.

mana ada hehe. I admit she's a rare one in a bunch lol.

Stands on the "right side". Here i am!

hehehe..rich ppl usually can be loving, kind to u but can't all the time with u because u are not the only gal he has ..rotate time table lo.. Give and take if u want them

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Added on September 2, 2010, 11:42 am

If u are pretty, it is not difficult to find

sure his a playboy 
perfect guy..usually main ppuan kind of type..