Copy pasted from the mothership thread.

YO MOMMASHIP SO FAT



Yo mommaship so fat that I sent a bunch of cracklings at her and she asked for a beer to go with them

Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout.

Yo Mommaship so fat she uses select all at the dinner table.

Yo Mommaship so fat she gives new meaning to the term "Fast Expansion".

Yo mommaship is so fat she requires 3 lockdowns.

Yo mommaship so fat her hotkey is kfc.

Yo Mommaship so fat, she sat on an Ultralisk and it learned Burrow.

Yo Mommaship so fat Artanis mistook her for Aiur.

Yo mommaship so fat, that you don't need assimilators because you have all the gas you need.

Yo Mommaship so fat I didn't need Force Fields to block your Zealots.

Yo Mommaship's so fat she cloaks your main AND your expansion.

Yo Mommaship so fat she takes an extra 40 seconds to warp in.

yo mommaship so fat her food cost has increased from 6 to 8.

yo mommaship so fat she used chrono boost on the oven cooking a pizza

Yo mommaship so fat, she set her rally point to Burger King.

Yo mammaship so fat, you need to grease the sides of the nexus before she can spawn.

Yo Mommaship so fat, Blizzard had to nerf her TWICE, just to fit her through the door.

Raynor : I think I'll go back to drinking. *close console*