Did someone ask for a spanking? I thought I heard someone asked to be spanked.

I'd be wary of women who claim they are "tall" and/or "pretty" on the internet. I've been a victim once. Yes she's tall, but she's also heavy, if you catch my drift, and those who said she is "pretty", mostly family members, or those who have something to gain from telling such lies.

Take it from the spanker, it's better to go out with a girl who says she is short, fat and ugly on the internet and is short, fat and ugly in real life than to go out with a girl who says she is tall and pretty on the internet but is fat and ugly in real life.